Comments on: Wretched Refuse http://malcolmpollack.com/2006/01/29/wretched-refuse/ I go many places... Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:10:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Duncan http://malcolmpollack.com/2006/01/29/wretched-refuse/#comment-312 Duncan Wed, 01 Feb 2006 22:29:25 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2006/01/29/wretched-refuse/#comment-312 Of course the solution to this problem is quite simple. When trying to discard a garbage can, just place it in front of your <em>neighbor's</em> house. Problem solved! And once you recognize the simplicity of the solution, you needn't feel any guilt about dumping the problem on your neighbor, since (unless he decides to keep it) he can just pass it off on <em>his</em> neighbor. And so on. And just think, in a few years' time it might make it all the way around the borough and back to your house, right around the time your shiny new plastic garbage can has worn tired and thin. Then you'll have a convenient place to throw it away. Of course the solution to this problem is quite simple. When trying to discard a garbage can, just place it in front of your neighbor’s house.

Problem solved! And once you recognize the simplicity of the solution, you needn’t feel any guilt about dumping the problem on your neighbor, since (unless he decides to keep it) he can just pass it off on his neighbor. And so on.

And just think, in a few years’ time it might make it all the way around the borough and back to your house, right around the time your shiny new plastic garbage can has worn tired and thin. Then you’ll have a convenient place to throw it away.

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