Comments on: Salud! http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/ I go many places Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:50:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: JK http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/comment-page-1/#comment-135210 JK Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:24:48 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/#comment-135210 Well Malcolm, I'm running a "Hillbilly Computer" on a "Hillbilly Network." What might appear as not worthy of hyperlinks to ya'll on the East Coast is perfectly normal in the Ozarks. Though it probably doesn't work for you: here - when <em>we</em> click it - links us to handy stuff like "body part" enlargements or tightenings. Not that we're interested of course... the links usually ask for something called a credit card number. Except for the one lady in our "Laundry Room Mafia" none of the rest of us know what the hell a credit card number is. Just guessing here but I think it has something to do with her frequent trips to the casinos (casinii?) in Tunica. I think she's part Native American. Well Malcolm,

I’m running a “Hillbilly Computer” on a “Hillbilly Network.” What might appear as not worthy of hyperlinks to ya’ll on the East Coast is perfectly normal in the Ozarks. Though it probably doesn’t work for you: here – when we click it – links us to handy stuff like “body part” enlargements or tightenings.

Not that we’re interested of course… the links usually ask for something called a credit card number. Except for the one lady in our “Laundry Room Mafia” none of the rest of us know what the hell a credit card number is. Just guessing here but I think it has something to do with her frequent trips to the casinos (casinii?) in Tunica.

I think she’s part Native American.

]]> By: Malcolm http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/comment-page-1/#comment-135007 Malcolm Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:27:47 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/#comment-135007 That's interesting, JK: both Firefox and IE render your "www" as a hyperlink, even though it contains no markup at all. How slipshod. That’s interesting, JK: both Firefox and IE render your “www” as a hyperlink, even though it contains no markup at all.

How slipshod.

]]> By: Malcolm http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/comment-page-1/#comment-135004 Malcolm Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:24:08 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/#comment-135004 Isn't it "royal <em>jelly</em>"? Isn’t it “royal jelly“?

]]> By: JK http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/comment-page-1/#comment-134929 JK Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:30:58 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/#comment-134929 Well at least Jeff, you'll have the "royal honey" nearby. I make do with memory. Well at least Jeff, you’ll have the “royal honey” nearby. I make do with memory.

]]> By: Horace Jeffery Hodges http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/comment-page-1/#comment-134927 Horace Jeffery Hodges Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:20:11 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/#comment-134927 I'll have to try this tomorrow morning . . . if I can just convince my wife to let me get stinking drunk tonight. For some obscure reason, she usually says no. Jeffery Hodges * * * I’ll have to try this tomorrow morning . . . if I can just convince my wife to let me get stinking drunk tonight.

For some obscure reason, she usually says no.

Jeffery Hodges

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]]> By: JK http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/comment-page-1/#comment-134918 JK Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:54:52 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/#comment-134918 pdg, I think you're onto something, that "royal honey thing" anyway. But sometimes the occasional disabled fellow is less able to procure that royal honey and must, as you suggest make do with buttered toast. But doggone, sugared and salted water does seem to work pretty good, so long as one doesn't drench the sheets in the attempt. Any and all responses are welcolm, perhaps not to Malcolm, but what the hell, he's only occupying space on the www. I'm gonna have a hangover in twelve or so hours. Yes "One-Eye" there <em>was</em> sugar somewhere, but I think my currently occurring "yeast-infection" deleted, or is in the process of deleting same. pdg, I think you’re onto something, that “royal honey thing” anyway. But sometimes the occasional disabled fellow is less able to procure that royal honey and must, as you suggest make do with buttered toast. But doggone, sugared and salted water does seem to work pretty good, so long as one doesn’t drench the sheets in the attempt.

Any and all responses are welcolm, perhaps not to Malcolm, but what the hell, he’s only occupying space on the www. I’m gonna have a hangover in twelve or so hours.

Yes “One-Eye” there was sugar somewhere, but I think my currently occurring “yeast-infection” deleted, or is in the process of deleting same.

]]> By: pdg http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/comment-page-1/#comment-134891 pdg Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:04:47 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/#comment-134891 I've found the best course is to nip it in the bud. Before going to bed eat some buttered toast - good to absorb what you've drunk -Then drink as much water as you are able with 2 alka-seltzers, a multi-vitamine and a little bottle of ginsing/royal honey... ya may need to check the plumbing before you go to bed - but the next AM is a snap! I’ve found the best course is to nip it in the bud.

Before going to bed eat some buttered toast – good to absorb what you’ve drunk -Then
drink as much water as you are able with 2 alka-seltzers, a multi-vitamine and a little bottle of ginsing/royal honey…

ya may need to check the plumbing before you go to bed – but the next AM is a snap!

]]> By: the one eyed man http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/comment-page-1/#comment-134874 the one eyed man Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:58:58 +0000 http://malcolmpollack.com/2009/03/05/salud/#comment-134874 I can attest to the salutary effects of water, but why eight tablespoons of sugar? Isn't there sugar in alcohol? I can attest to the salutary effects of water, but why eight tablespoons of sugar? Isn’t there sugar in alcohol?

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