Good, And Good For You

Are you a vegetarian? Well, I’m not. Indeed, I so enjoy being a carnivore that it has occurred to me on occasion to bump up to the next level, and eat only animals that are themselves carnivores — which I’ve always imagined would be the nutritional equivalent of smoking “roach weed”.

Anyway, the next time a spindly neurasthenic vegan ectomorph gets in your face with the usual rubbish about how Nature never intended us to eat meat, you can tell him to have a look at this.

12 Comments

  1. JK says

    Just remember to keep your laptop handy for the subway – and of course – proper citation.

    Posted December 18, 2009 at 12:09 am | Permalink
  2. the one eyed man says

    As a member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals), I think this is awesome.

    If God wanted us to be vegetarians, then how come animals are all made of meat?

    Posted December 18, 2009 at 9:48 am | Permalink
  3. David Pauley says

    meat is good, and good for you
    (malcolm’s dad, circa 1971)

    Posted December 18, 2009 at 9:49 pm | Permalink
  4. Malcolm says

    Wow — did my dad say that? You’ve got a better memory than I do, Dave.

    Posted December 19, 2009 at 12:13 am | Permalink
  5. I, for one, love animals. They’re delicious!

    Jeffery Hodges

    * * *

    Posted December 19, 2009 at 1:53 am | Permalink
  6. bob koepp says

    I quite agree with the sentiments expressed above. Now let’s get busy combattaing irrational prejudices against the consumption of human flesh. I’m told that human babies taste better than suckling pigs.

    Posted December 19, 2009 at 8:13 am | Permalink
  7. Malcolm says

    You’re right, Bob.

    Listen, chaps — there’s still a chance. I’m…done for, I’ve…got a
    gamey leg and I’m going fast; I’ll never get through. But some of you
    might. So…you’d better eat me.

    And I don’t want to hear any of you saying you’d rather eat Hodges.

    Posted December 19, 2009 at 12:14 pm | Permalink
  8. JK says

    I dunno Malcolm, living in Korea, Hodges is more likely to be organic.

    Posted December 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm | Permalink
  9. Malcolm says

    Oh, and by the way, Bob: do you recall just who it was who told you that?

    Posted December 19, 2009 at 12:38 pm | Permalink
  10. And I’m like range chicken, too. Just yesterday, I took a three-hour bike trip!

    Not that I’m implying that chickens ride bicycles . . .

    Jeffery Hodges

    * * *

    Posted December 19, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink
  11. bob koepp says

    Who says babies beat piggies? It’s a cousin of some guy who wasn’t named in a secret report about a mysterious group of statists — I mean satanists.

    Posted December 20, 2009 at 6:14 pm | Permalink
  12. Malcolm says

    An understandable slip, Bob; I tend to get those two groups mixed up myself.

    Posted December 20, 2009 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

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