Terrain! Terrain!

I am not at all well today; a sudden onset of some stupefying chest-and-fever affliction has me slumped over my desk and wondering if I’ll make it home from the office. Back in harness tomorrow, I hope.

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  1. Kevin Kim says

    Egads. Get better soon!

    Posted January 6, 2011 at 3:53 pm | Permalink
  2. Sounds as though you got hit by a train! Hoping you get back on track . . .

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted January 6, 2011 at 5:03 pm | Permalink
  3. JK says

    May well have been hit by a train – but my Arkie meanderinings had nothing to do with it. Have’em check for histoplasmosis.

    Look’s like the pidgeons ya’ll feed are replacing our traditional chicken an’ dumplings – then again, the only statue we have is only proposed:


    Posted January 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm | Permalink
  4. JK says

    Oh Crap Malcolm – get your butt to the nearest Arkansas Game and Fish innoculation support site – it appears you’ve been reading from the “EU Website” and’ve probably got a (hopefully slight) case of dumbshititus.

    If you can’t reach a AG&F site immediately – four to eight ounces of Agave based tequila is recommended, but it’s more efficacious if you’ve lime and salt to go with it.

    In this order (1) salt (2) agave (3) a bite of lime. [Incidentally, it helps grammar also.] As the healing effects begin to be noticed, the order may be alternated and/or steps (1) & (3) abandoned altogether.

    Getting in touch with the editors does little good – it appears “The European Union Times” – web-link:


    is ghosting from either western Idaho or eastern Washington state. The Washington state fusion center is on it.

    (Hey, “EU Times” tell your attorneys some nut in Arkansas …)

    Posted January 7, 2011 at 1:47 am | Permalink
  5. JK says


    Phrasings, spellings, word use and etc.

    Posted January 7, 2011 at 2:11 am | Permalink
  6. Malcolm says

    Well, that’s why I added the disclaimer.

    Able to sit up briefly today. They should stockpile some of whatever that was that I came down with at Pine Bluff, too.

    Posted January 7, 2011 at 2:50 pm | Permalink