Pretty Good Joke

From Stephen Fry, by way of David Duff:

A girl goes into a bar and asks for an example of double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

8 Comments

  1. Dom says

    From Colin Quinn: A priest, a drunk, and an Irishman walk into a bar. Then his friend walked in.

    Posted February 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm | Permalink
  2. It’s the way I tell ‘em, Malcolm!

    Posted February 13, 2011 at 5:37 am | Permalink
  3. JK says

    The priest’s, the drunk’s or the Irishman’s friend David? Or, the barman’s or the questioning girl’s?

    Posted February 13, 2011 at 6:10 pm | Permalink
  4. Dom says

    “The priest’s, the drunk’s or the Irishman’s friend David?”

    JK, after I’ve finished dinner, I’ll explain all the things you got wrong in that last comment.

    Posted February 13, 2011 at 7:10 pm | Permalink
  5. Then she asked for an explanation, because she wasn’t a Brit. So he gives her one. But she still didn’t laugh, because it wasn’t that funny. So he kept on giving her one, until he bored her to death …

    JK, the priest is an Irish drunk. And his friend the cop is also an Irish drunk, because “Irish drunk” is presumably redundant …

    Posted February 13, 2011 at 11:25 pm | Permalink
  6. JK says

    Crap. I was thinking because each individual walking in qualified, the only person capable of having a friend was the barman.

    I figured the asking girl to be a red herring.

    Posted February 14, 2011 at 3:00 am | Permalink
  7. bob koepp says

    I get that there’s something fishy about the girl, but why would she be a red herring rather than a blue marlin, or even a striped bass?

    Posted February 14, 2011 at 4:46 pm | Permalink
  8. JK says

    Because herring come in a can.

    Posted February 14, 2011 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

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