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Happy Cinco de Mayo!
AKA Double Nickel
Oil fell very sharply today, off about $10 a barrel.
You could call that Sinko de Mayo.
Gold’s teetering too.
Nickel’s doubling down …
If Tiger Woods fell into a golf hazard with his Latin lover, it would be a sinkhole de my ho.
For Greek online services go to Kinko’s de Milo.
If you leave your ballet tights on too long, you might develop a little stink-o de maillot.
Tiger likes big booty, like stink hole de J.Lo.
OK, we’re done here.
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AKA Double Nickel
Oil fell very sharply today, off about $10 a barrel.
You could call that Sinko de Mayo.
Gold’s teetering too.
Nickel’s doubling down …
If Tiger Woods fell into a golf hazard with his Latin lover, it would be a sinkhole de my ho.
For Greek online services go to Kinko’s de Milo.
If you leave your ballet tights on too long, you might develop a little stink-o de maillot.
Tiger likes big booty, like stink hole de J.Lo.
OK, we’re done here.