I hardly know what to say about this one:
Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
Hat tip to hbd chick.
Considering the number of Nigerian goats picked up on serious felony charges – there must be something to it.
What an idiot. The guy should have known that turning himself into a goat wouldn’t fool anybody. He deserves to be in custody.
Reckon it’s been Goat Princes flooding my inbox recently?
That’s why they’re pleading for money-wire transfers – bail money?
I agree with Bob. Turning into a goat is proof of guilt. Goats stand to the left of the Lord on Judgment Day, every one of them bound for Hell!
A smarter criminal would have turned himself into a sheep . . .
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Well Jeff, that might be the best choice of action in Nigeria. But certainly not the wisest course in Arkansas.
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