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There’s something for everyone here at waka waka waka, and we’ve made it a late-December tradition to take a look back at some of the thousands of keyphrases that brought visitors our way from Google and other search engines over the past year. Here’s our 2011 selection; it’s a curious crop as always.

4th of july 1936
a leaky vessel
a parochial new yorker’s view of the world
about chicken and eggs
accumulation figure wherein
agricultural revolution beer
ahmadi nejad
america a hell on earth
analysys muscal de waka waka con sequencia
aporetic polyad
are so closely interwoven that it is exceedingly
argument device and strategy charts over heart of darkness
baby elephants
basiji
bastard
baxters glass eye
be courageous
bob koepp pissing contest
brevity is for the weak
cartoon rowboat hole
catchfart etymology
central railroad of new jersey
chicken broth collagen
christmas in government
close up those barren leaves
come thou mortal wretch
confusion now hath made his masterpiece
consonant cluster
cops – bulges
cosmic habituation
curmudgeonry gurdieff
death anxiety intelligent design
deogolwulf racist
dimocracy
diplomatic immune system
donkey with a lot of weight
drosophilosophers
earl butts trifecta
endoscope drying cabinet van vliet
enshrouding force robe
euphemism creep
extensive marginalia in old japanese medical books
extra nipples
f-22 sound barrier
free to obey
froccoli
frogger waka waka woo
fumfering definition
girl poops in woods
grand master william j. chung
gunwales awash
have a holly jolly diwali
he is getting cross
hell broth
homogeneous lichens
how to drink while effervescing
how to say i only have eyes for you in french
human evolution sea monkey
hung ga shaolin forearm conditioning
i flunked philosophy
i want waka waka
i’m afraid to look into my soul
immolation illumination
in the summer of 1919 the allied armies stood along the rhine
indian hairy exposed
iranian women bikini
is multiculturalism in retreat around the globe
is secularism maladaptive?
is waka a poser
jon gomm or john gomm or jonn gomm or jon gomme or jonn gomme or jon gom or john gomme or jonn gom or john gom or jongomm
jook lum 18 hands
junction of dune and salt marsh
kwan dao
land of a thousand dunces
lbj pig fucker
lenny bruce wax paper vote
let us therefore brace ourselves
life is hard but at least it’s short
like a hell broth boil and bubble
long weapon
lord birkenhead
malcolm chew sunshine empire words can never be enough
malcolm pollack trait group
malcolm pollock new york music
malcolm spinning out of control
meaning of demeaning
minicolumn astrocyte
moss piglets
mournful face
must be dug by hand
mutilated soldiers
my lord what should i give a man who allows himself to be buggered
need for the study of wheels
nietzsche apophthegmata
nothing gold can stay
oral gratification
oysters
pandwiliwakawaka
perils of diversity
peristeronic
phenomena occurring on the surface of the sun
pinkies up
pollack hitchens
proprioception empty power
protecting cables near railways
psychodynamics behind the burqa
quiznos delivery
red dodo almighty allah
sang froid your wife
scaffolding america
schwingtime
self abnegation among nations
self defense testicles
sensationalist hooey
sex mit moslems
sexual qualia
smoking while wearing a parka
solioonensius
speckled emperor moth
spit snot humiliation
steiner tree soap
stop that crow
sui generis autodidact
sun granule
surprise quiz paradox
tar baby
tardigrade
teflon god
ten voiders of islam
thar be a storm a brewin
the boy who cried sheep
the rabbi says “what’s green hangs on the wall and whistles?’
the story of the flood
the truth about waka waka
there may be something to it
there must be some mistake
three angle head turns
tiger fork
tiger swallow pigeon where to buy
toktoyaktuk
tornadoes picking up stuff pics
tower of babel malcolm
train switch tower nj
tunisian blond snipers
turtles all the way down
ufos threat menace
urge to urinate on hearing running water
urination on kaibab trail
uss abraham lincoln
wak a sack
waka waka is racist
waka waka naked
waka waka satan
we kinosavi mean
wellfleet snow
what is a moral fact
what is going on in egypt
what is the coldest turkey has ever been
what language is waka waka in??
who died in oceanside may 2006
wooden cigar store indian pictures
world kneels before waka
wuacawucawuaca
you cut me sir
you schmuck that’s how you wave a towel example of post hoc ergo propter hoc
you’ll just plotz
zombie broccoli

3 Comments

  1. I liked these:

    moss piglets

    sang froid your wife

    –but my favorite was this:

    bob koepp pissing contest

    I didn’t know Bob was holding these. Where do I sign up?

    Posted December 30, 2011 at 2:52 pm | Permalink
  2. Malcolm says

    Good question. We haven’t seen Bob around here lately; hope he’s OK.

    Posted December 30, 2011 at 4:54 pm | Permalink
  3. JK says

    Uhmmm, “indian hairy exposed” – you didn’t by any chance give this searcher my email address?

    Posted December 30, 2011 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

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