Hot Off The Grapevine

In keeping with our time-honored tradition of spreading unsubstantiated rumors, I’ll mention that a little bird just whispered in my ear that we have killed Mullah Omar, the leader of the Taliban. I have no way of confirming this yet.

We’ll see…

Update: Looking doubtful. That’s just as well: they’d be spiking that football all the way to Election Day. We’ve waited this long; let’s get him on November 7th.

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