Tweeted just now by @tonywoodlief:
Hurricane Sandy forces closure of UN, causing intolerable delays in the global spread of moral equivalence.
Meanwhile, in New Jersey there are sharks in the streets.
Update: that last one’s a fake.
Here’s Atlantic City.
And Brooklyn Bridge Park.
Stuyvesant Town. Holy crap.
Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) tweets:
I’m in NY. Bloomberg just warned people if storm does drive them to cannibalism they should not use salt on their fellow citizens. #sandy
(High tide still a little while off, BTW.)
And now, power failing in Manhattan. I can’t believe it’s still on here in Wellfleet…
Battery Tunnel now filling with water.
Manhattan now cut off – no way in or out.
OK, you get the idea. Watch the news.