Motus Mentis

17 Comments

1. TheBigHenry says

   More like a dickchin.

   Posted December 22, 2012 at 1:43 am | Permalink
2. Jeffery Hodges says

   Wow, it looks exactly like a penis, too, hook and all!

   Jeffery Hodges

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   Posted December 22, 2012 at 6:15 am | Permalink
3. JK says

   I take it Jeff, you’re not like me (and I’d wager Henry)

   You weren’t circumscribed?

   Posted December 22, 2012 at 6:57 am | Permalink
4. Jeffery Hodges says

   Never! I can write circles around anyone!

   Jeffery Hodges

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   Posted December 22, 2012 at 7:10 am | Permalink
5. Kevin Kim says

   I keep my own dingus well hidden behind a healthy growth of beard.

   Posted December 22, 2012 at 7:42 am | Permalink
6. Dom says

   Phallostethus cuulong? More like Phallostethus cuulsmall!

   Posted December 22, 2012 at 10:19 am | Permalink
7. the one eyed man says

   As someone with an unusually large penis – when challenged, I just take out enough to win – I can tell you that there are advantages (my cameo role at the end of Boogie Nights) and disadvantages (I can’t wear walking shorts).

   Hence I hope that the travails this guy faces will be mitigated by being listed in the Guinness Book of World Records:

   http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/07/17/man-with-worlds-biggest-penis-stopped-at-sfo-security/

   Posted December 22, 2012 at 1:54 pm | Permalink
8. Jeffery Hodges says

   Well, that’s the disadvantage of keeping it, Peter, in your pants. Phallostethus cuulong never gets stopped by security.

   Jeffery Hodges

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   Posted December 22, 2012 at 3:55 pm | Permalink
9. TheBigHenry says

   “‘It was probably harder on them than it was on me’, Falcon said.”

   I wonder if that guy’s pun was intended …

   Posted December 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm | Permalink
10. Jeffery Hodges says

    I’d like to know how they switched.

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted December 22, 2012 at 4:53 pm | Permalink
11. Jeffery Hodges says

    Here, try this on for size.

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted December 22, 2012 at 4:54 pm | Permalink
12. TheBigHenry says

    “Well, that’s the disadvantage of keeping it, Peter, in your pants.”

    Did you mean to write the following instead, Jeff?

    “Well, that’s the disadvantage of keeping your peter in your pants.”

    Posted December 22, 2012 at 5:04 pm | Permalink
13. TheBigHenry says

    “More like Phallostethus cuulsmall!”

    More like Phallostethus cuulshort.

    Posted December 22, 2012 at 5:10 pm | Permalink
14. Jeffery Hodges says

    Ah, the irony of apposition, but we now see why the eponymous Peter is one-eyed.

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted December 22, 2012 at 5:16 pm | Permalink
15. the one eyed man says

    Two archaeologists thought they discovered the world’s largest penis in Mayan ruins.

    “Look – it’s the petrified penis of the Peruvian prince Pedro!”

    “Nope – some creep crept into the crypt and crapped.”

    Posted December 22, 2012 at 5:55 pm | Permalink
16. Jeffery Hodges says

    If it stretched from Peru to the Mayan ruins, that was some long sh*t!

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted December 22, 2012 at 5:59 pm | Permalink
17. the one eyed man says

    Priapic Pedro died far from his homeland.

    Posted December 22, 2012 at 6:25 pm | Permalink