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In keeping with our ancient tradition, here’s this year’s selection from the searchphrases that brought readers to our doorstep in 2012:

man in chicken suit flying on hang glider
lwica lwica
race map
the boy who cried sheep
thats a moray
freedom go to hell
ice tricks
darkie toothpaste
pelicans eating other birds
no bikini in beach in iran
saucy minx
waka waka cold comfort
hes no fun he fell right over
when push comes to shore indian larry
outwash plain brooklyn
what is a moral fact
when shepherds pipe on oaten straws
holly jolly diwali
makatea terrain
the edge of love 2008
decomposing ocean sunfish
sallow face
god must love the poor
obama rowboat
bukimi no tani gensho
our father who arent in heaven
what is monsterous about heart of darkness
islam will dominate
lichen on pitch pine
gurdjieff annihilationism
bokanovskys process
drink while effervescing
strange railway equipment
behead those
may god thy gold refine
fat people are disgusting
iron wire form
eastern cod
better boners
indian harcor girls
pictures of what are the problems of a tornado
tastes like shit….but its good
donkey going to the market
beautiful maja exclusively shot by me in continuing series for
why cant the government just leave us alone
fallen pine branches
figure and ground puzzle geb number sequence 1 3 7 12 18
what up as they say in these here parts?
mission incomprehensible
fire vortex
elisabeth sabaditch wolff nude
Arctic Snorkel Long Parka
skimpy maverick uniforms
grammar cohesion chart
longitudinal estuary
bagdad pigeon
the bearded lady in cape cod mass
etymology of flivver
charming little house
schick lously
nude walking trail

This year’s winner:

what muscles do you news in waka armor

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  1. “nude walking trail”

    Oh, no, have I been found out?

    However, I can tell you for a fact that it was ‘JK’ who used:

    “elisabeth sabaditch wolff nude”

    but don’t ask me why!

    Posted January 2, 2013 at 7:40 am | Permalink
  2. JK says

    No Duffers, somebody’d been looking for my new outta state phone number, it was the “what up as they say in these here parts?
    ” – next was the “grammar cohesion chart.”

    Malcolm quickly figgered it out and now I’ve got indian harcor girls pestering me night and day.

    But at least they know now where to find better boners.

    Posted January 2, 2013 at 10:38 am | Permalink
  3. GW says

    ohmyGOD that’s funny!

    Posted January 2, 2013 at 1:21 pm | Permalink