There’s a truly shocking news item making the rounds: an inspection of Air Force facilities has turned up — you’d better sit down first — inappropriate material. There were calendars with scantily clad women, R-rated movies, and even — it’s hard for me to bring myself to tell you this, readers, but in the interest of hard-hitting journalism, I feel I simply must — an unprofessional lamp.
I’ve found an online listing of this catalogue of depravity. You can see it here.
If this sort of thing continues, we may, as David Himrich suggests, have to shut down the Air Force altogether, and replace it with some sort of military organization.