Dying By The Seat Of Your Pants

With a hat tip to our friend Mangan: sitting will kill you.

4 Comments

  1. Interesting. I wonder whether the study also tracked the health effects of prolonged sitting for active vipassana meditators.

    Posted October 12, 2013 at 12:06 am | Permalink
  2. JK says

    I take it then, having the beer cooler, chips, sardines and the plastic urinal within arm’s reach of my computer is unhealthy?

    Would I live longer if I fired the maid and fetched my own ice? Walked to the bathroom to piss?

    Posted October 12, 2013 at 7:43 am | Permalink
  3. I figured sitting and reading that article would take so long it might endanger my life, so I skipped it . . .

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted October 12, 2013 at 4:47 pm | Permalink
  4. JK says

    I know Jeff what you mean.

    I ordered (Amazon) an orthopedically, motorized porta-potty to do as best I can so I’d not have to find out how much my maid’s Segway had depreciated.

    But now I find under “Obamacare” [Section 22,012 paragraph 419 subchapter 44, Page 1912 – footnote # 16,232 paragraph (7) : notes [E] Pelosi see addendum “How France Won The Peloponnesian War” [Page 632 Notes 210, 232, 279, 417, 911 – 976, especially the requirements of Section 4456, “Gently Upon & Unto Sound Engineer’s Butts” [also known as the Tavis Smiley/Cornell West/Al Sharpton/and Future Wannabe Hell’s Angel’s Cops in NYC amendments and particulars].

    Thankfully, sitting on my ass being only and simply (as Maverick Philosopher earlier pointed out with some extremely few “hoots” – contrary to One-Eye apparently being the SOLE fellow (except for some shmuck in Florida – accidentally managing what HHS” Katherine Seblius would not bet her own money on.

    Oh well. I’m gratified One-Eye makes as much sense as I do. Polls aside.

    Posted October 12, 2013 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

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