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Once again, here’s our New Year’s selection of some of the search-engine keyphrases that have brought visitors our way in the past year:

dark enlightenment
mola mola
compelling natural force
washington monument syndrome
freedom go to hell
what is a moral fact
he’s no fun he fell right over
brooklyn outwash moraine
fools rush in
baxters glass eye
type c materialism
testability is a virtue
what does close up those barren leaves mean
hot chip gurdjieff
definition of cumasta
something fascinating
hog swaddled
chitty chitty bang bang vocabulary
tab hoarding
eliane elias bikini
zombie soldiers
waka inane
holly diwali
malignant omphaloskepsis
brevity is for the weak
thin pine tree
cape cod glaciation
totally exposed breasts
drool britannia
wakka wakka is a form of enculturation
marshy soil
tocqueville civic engagement
lift your chin up and stand straight
tiger fork
10 voiders of islam
let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties
college inn collagen
atheist pelicans
sequester cuts how will they affect cobblestone near fort carson?
washington irving statue in prospect park
knees d’antan
need a picture of a pig
rash around nipples
plural of waka
fat grubs immodest ass
mattress grave
dank buds
schwingtime for hitler
onomastic lizards
there is something fascinating about science
never fall in love with a government
gravy siphon
llap goch
historic hardasses
apostatic psychosis
he was a beautiful wiry slender athlete
references foot notes drunk tank pink
how many people died on the waka
lichens of the southeast
jesus in his flivver

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  1. JK says

    Eh Malcolm?

    “He’s no fun, he fell right over”?

    Hasn’t that made the list (some variation) over some few of these past several years?

    Perhaps my friend, somebody’s looking for you.

    Posted January 1, 2014 at 11:43 pm | Permalink
  2. JK says

    Now before you even suggest it (due to my absence on all the social media sites) here’s how I got receipt:

    marshy soil, lift your chin up and stand straight, totally exposed breasts, drool Britannia, something fascinating, brevity is for the weak, there is something fascinating about science, references foot notes drunk tank pink.

    However my newly rediscovered Lady Rebecca of Charlottesville sleuthed for however much time in Waka’s archives – it’s paid dividends.

    And Cherokee Village to You too.

    Posted January 1, 2014 at 11:58 pm | Permalink
  3. Waka Flocka. What the fucka?

    Posted January 2, 2014 at 12:50 pm | Permalink
  4. the one eyed man says

    The line “she’s no fun, she fell right over” is from the Firesign Theater album with Marx and Lennon on the cover (How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You’re Not Anywhere At All).

    Posted January 2, 2014 at 7:02 pm | Permalink
  5. Ron D says

    atheist pelicans sounds like a good name for a 90s grunge band!

    Posted January 2, 2014 at 9:32 pm | Permalink