Search Me!

Every January or February (depending on when I remember to do it) I present a sampling of the search keyphrases that brought visitors to this site during the previous year. Here’s the 2014 selection.

This year’s winner was the mysterious phrase “lwica lwica”, which occurred 318 times. You may also notice some perennial favorites.

compelling natural force
installerex crunchbase
he’s no fun he fell right over
old winter’s song
claire handscombe has a commitment problem online
fucking of the abu zubai girls
rawls theory on abortion
old winter’s song
moral heat death
ten voiders of islam
holly and diwali
how to create an equal and free society
is walter sear one in the top ten highest iq
epic pigeon
which chapter in the bible says do not say waka
for posting rubbish waka
dark enlightenment quacks
narcissistic salute
smooth blue surface
codpiece on the runway
bukimi no tani genshō
art schlonga
motor vessel strange attractor
the gropes of wrath
hot chip day and night gurdjieff
what is a consonant in ice cream
where does waka waka take place
every morning i waka up
ویلیام چونگ
slimmer women’s waist is associated with better erectile function in men independent of age
college inn chicken shortbread
suppuration of powers
pale blue green lichen
crassostrea virginica
reality african tribal sex whith asian girl
hillary is a goofy bitch
an infection called waka waka
cast out spirit of poverty
bury the dog deeper
snow in town
tiger head dao
long weapon
verlyn klinkenborg on don van vliet
explain to me in student language what idols of the tribe is
something to think about ornette
moths of south africa

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  1. says

    “he’s no fun he fell right over”.

    My favourite.

    Posted February 16, 2015 at 1:31 am | Permalink
  2. Kevin Kim says

    I’m a fan of:

    • which chapter in the bible says do not say waka

    • codpiece on the runway

    • bury the dog deeper

    Posted February 16, 2015 at 4:04 am | Permalink
  3. The one eyed man says

    “He’s no fun, he fell right over” is a line from Fireaign Theater’s album “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all.”

    Posted February 16, 2015 at 8:48 am | Permalink
  4. The one eyed man says

    Firesign, not Fireaign

    Posted February 16, 2015 at 8:49 am | Permalink
  5. Whitewall says

    Firesign Theater…haven’t thought of them in many years.

    Seems there are many odd ways for people to have navigated to this page. For me, I was directed here courtesy of a link on another blog and provided by the deity known as “JK”. It was a fine link!

    Posted February 16, 2015 at 9:10 am | Permalink
  6. Bill says

    These are hilarious! My favorite is “Codpiece on the runway.” The first image it brought up was an airport runway, then I remembered the modeling runway. Either way it leads to bizarre speculation.

    Posted February 16, 2015 at 12:08 pm | Permalink
  7. “hillary is a goofy bitch”

    Not much speculation there …

    Posted February 16, 2015 at 1:52 pm | Permalink
  8. BTW, that wasn’t my search. The only time I use the word “goofy” is when I refer to Minnie Mouse.

    Posted February 16, 2015 at 2:06 pm | Permalink
  9. The search “epic pigeon” sounds like early Elton John.

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted February 16, 2015 at 5:12 pm | Permalink