Flavor Implosion

I had no idea such a thing was even possible, but here it is:

Gird your cheeks. You’ve been warned.


  1. That threat of “implosion” worries me . . .

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted June 9, 2015 at 2:41 pm | Permalink
  2. gluten-free gluten says

    pass the event horizon of the black hole of black pepper implosion. can you taste me now?

    Posted June 9, 2015 at 3:01 pm | Permalink
  3. Nah, Jeffery, here is the one to worry about:


    Posted June 9, 2015 at 4:20 pm | Permalink
  4. @gluten-free gluten,

    I like your moniker. It’s trendy. lol

    Posted June 9, 2015 at 4:31 pm | Permalink
  5. Kevin Kim says

    A salami so gravitationally powerful that not even taste can escape it. Not the sort of monster you want to have down your pants, because then it would get confusing as to who was sucking whom.

    Posted June 10, 2015 at 5:42 am | Permalink
  6. Whitewall says

    I saw that salami and was immediately traumatized. No way I can look again.

    Posted June 10, 2015 at 7:58 am | Permalink
  7. Malcolm says

    Yes, Robert, it’s horrifying. What you might call a wurst-case scenario.

    Posted June 10, 2015 at 10:10 am | Permalink
  8. Despite the “implosive” claim, it would be tasteless to play “hide the salami” with that salami.

    Posted June 10, 2015 at 5:23 pm | Permalink