Mass Movement

January 29, 2019 – 12:53 pm

News from North Korea:

North Koreans ordered to produce impossible amount of human manure every day to help save agriculture: report

How much is that “impossible amount” of poop that each North Korean is supposed to provide? A hundred kilograms — far more than the average North Korean’s total body weight. Per day.

At first I thought this must just be “fake news”, but then I realized — you could’t make this shit up.

Posted by Malcolm on at 12:53 pm, filed under Foreign Affairs. RSS feed for this post. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

6 Comments

  1. Whitewall says

    Those poor people will have to eat a lot of grass and moss.

    Posted January 29, 2019 at 7:23 pm | Permalink
  2. JK says

    All the more reason the Norkies need allow the citizenry access American cable news. What they can’t evacuate from the nethers they can talk.

    Posted January 29, 2019 at 11:38 pm | Permalink
  3. JK says

    “We just don’t expect temperatures to be below 10 degrees Fahrenheit in Duluth anymore,” Twine said.

    http://www.startribune.com/u-scientists-minnesota-is-one-of-the-nation-s-fastest-warming-states/504398862/

    Posted January 30, 2019 at 2:08 pm | Permalink
  4. JK says

    https://iotwreport.com/50-years-ago-today-the-beatles-last-concert/

    Posted January 30, 2019 at 6:03 pm | Permalink
  5. JK says

    I find myself in dire straits … anybody got some particularly appropriate pol I might contact to be the featured speaker at next year’s event?

    I know how busy pols are and it pays to book ’em quite abit in advance.

    http://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=3827#

    Posted February 11, 2019 at 4:34 pm | Permalink
  6. Malcolm says

    Ha! That’s pretty funny, JK.

    Posted February 11, 2019 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

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