My old friend Dave Pauley, whose inbox is apparently as clogged as my own, has transmuted base metal into gold. Here is the result:
Ascent your darling couch experience;
Go for the strong virility you need.
An MBA award to you convinced
Of greater power deep inside your seed.
Your stick will be harmonic with her hole,
Make sharp your arms in holy war above.
Your golden watch, it thinks you are too old,
So teach your organ ways to create love.
The money that it takes to live the dream
Will teach her what your epilepsy is:
More energetic feeling when you cream,
A longer distance shooting of your jiz.
With mortgage that is written out of jail,
More gorgeous women your thing will impale.