Everything Is Seemingly Spinning Out Of Control

Readers may recall a recent event that has come to be known as the Norway Spiral Anomaly. The cause, briefly mysterious, was soon revealed to have been a malfunctioning Russian missile that, as it tumbled through the sky, ejected exhaust in a helical pattern that was backlit by the sun. It was an impressive display.

Readers anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere will also have noticed that, despite various proclamations lately emanating from Copenhagen, East Anglia, and the hard-working pie-hole of one Albert A. Gore, roughly half the globe is now blanketed in snow and ice. Britain, northern Europe, and much of China have been paralyzed by sequential blizzards, and frozen iguanas are falling from the trees in the Sunshine State.

Well, according to the Pakistan Daily — a reliable source if ever there was one — these two stories are one. A headline in that paper’s January 8th edition informs us of the following:

Norway Time Hole “Leak” Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos

Russian scientists are reporting to Prime Minister Putin today that the high-energy beam fired into the upper heavens from the United States High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway this past month has resulted in a “catastrophic puncturing” of our Plant’s thermosphere thus allowing into the troposphere an “unimpeded thermal inversion” of the exosphere, which is the outermost layer of Earth’s atmosphere.
To the West’s firing of this ‘quantum’ high-energy beam we had previously reported on in our December 10, 2009 report titled “Attack On Gods ‘Heaven’ Lights Up Norwegian Sky”.

To how catastrophic for our Planet this massive thermal inversion has been Anthony Nunan, an assistant general manager for risk management at Mitsubishi Corporation in Tokyo, is reporting today that the entire Northern Hemisphere is in winter chaos, with the greatest danger from this unprecedented Global event being the destruction of billions of dollars worth of crops in a World already nearing the end of its ability to feed its self.

And if this weren’t bad enough — a puncturing of our Plant’s thermosphere leading to a thermal inversion of the exosphere, in a World already nearing the end of its ability to feed its self — the news gets even worse:

To the long-term consequences of this thermal inversion caused by the West, these reports further warn that by the puncturing of our atmosphere by the HHARP radars our Planet has, also, been “needlessly exposed” to the growing threat posed to us by the giant mysterious object currently approaching us (named by NASA as G1.9) which we had previously reported on in our January 3rd report titled “Russia Prepares For Asteroid Strike As New Comet Nears Sun”, and which has been blamed for the rapid shifting of our Earth’s North Pole that was first documented in 2005.

Well, this could be it, folks. I thought that Pole was looking a little out of whack. And all our fault, too, of course. No wonder they don’t like us over there.


  1. JK says

    Oh I don’t know, reads to me like inverting the atmosphere may’ve averted said Mr. Gore’s impending calamity.

    Of course it may take some time before the Pakistanis’ll come around to realizing that if “we” hadn’t acted, rising sea levels would’ve left them screwed.

    Posted January 13, 2010 at 9:31 am | Permalink
  2. bob koepp says

    What really boggles my mind is the realization that there are a lot of ignorant people, armed to the teeth, who actually believe this sort of nonsense.

    Posted January 13, 2010 at 10:51 am | Permalink
  3. Malcolm says

    I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised, Bob, but it is very worrisome indeed.

    Posted January 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm | Permalink
  4. Charles says

    Of course! All we had to do is puncture a hole in the thermosphere to let out the heat! Why didn’t we thinking of this before?

    Posted January 13, 2010 at 9:12 pm | Permalink
  5. Carter says

    The leading proponent of HAARP related conspiracies is Nick Begich jr., brother of the current Senator from Alaska.

    Posted January 13, 2010 at 11:35 pm | Permalink
  6. Malcolm says

    Welcome, Carter, and thanks for stopping by.

    Yes, I’ve been poking my nose in a bit since reading the above, and Nick Begich’s name popped out at once. Here, for example.

    Posted January 13, 2010 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

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