Mark Twain, as posthumously quoted in the Montreal Gazette, April 25th, 1935:

When a host asked Mark Twain if he would like a drink before breakfast, the humorist replied:

“Thanks, I do not care for a drink for three reasons. In the first place, I never drink before breakfast. In the second place, I am a prohibitionist, and, in the third place, I have already had three drinks this morning.”

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  1. I wish I could be that disciplined . . .

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted May 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm | Permalink