There. Doesn’t That Feel Better?

As you all know by now, NASA’s mission has been redefined by the Obama administration. The conquest of space having lost its luster, the agency’s new primary objective, as explained by director Charles Bolden, is to make the Muslim world “feel good about their historic contribution to science … and math and engineering.”

Our investigative-reporting team here at waka waka waka has acquired video footage of the first operational mission under this new directive. Here.

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