Just got this in the mail from the Obama campaign:
I think it’s all over now that Jenna Jameson has endorsed Romney. He finally has a supporter who changes positions more often than he does.
“… Romney … finally has a supporter who changes positions more often than he does.”
Obama, AKA “The smartest sitting President in the room”, supports Romney?
BTW, congrats on becoming among the last of the 58-year-olds still clinging to “The Smartest Sitting President in the Room” and, according to Russell Crowe, “The Light Where the Sun Don’t Shine”.
Hmmm. I turned 58 today. Has Henry been lurking around my facebook page?
FB page? Kinda lame for one so long in the tooth, n’est pas?
Not at all. Despite mind and body continuing their inexorable march towards senility and decrepitude, I am comforted by the fact that my maturity level is pretty much the same as when I was fourteen.
True dat …
Happy birthday, Pete!
As Dave Barry reminds us: “you’re only young once, but you can always be immature.”
Be nice, Henry, or I’ll point out that it’s “n’est-ce pas” and not “n’est pas.”
While Jenna Jameson may have gone to the dark side, we have the Boss to slam the screen door on Romney. However, given that micro-targeting is now seen as the path to electoral success, I wonder if using Jameson is a sly ploy to get the wanker vote.
To quote from Saint Jerry: Sometimes, the light’s all shining on me. Other times, I can barely see. Lately, it occurs to me …
Ever the pedant, Peter, nicht wahr?
I am being nice, since I said “pedant” instead of “pederast”.
Is alluding to Springsteen an appeal to the “Born to run-off at the mouth” vote?
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