Artificial Inanity

I’ve mentioned the incomparable Deepak Chopra in these pages a time or two in the past. The man is of course the world’s greatest living mountebank, and has made a fabulous living hawking 24-carat flapdoodle to swooning suckers.

You have to admire talent like that. As it turns out, somebody admires it enough to have provided us with a fully operational software emulation of the glitter-templed Guru of Woo-Woo himself, for those scary moments when you really need some “Deep” thoughts, but keep getting a busy signal on the Quantum Consciousness Hotline.

Take it for a spin here. It’s as good as the real thing.

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  1. Bill says

    That’s good for a chuckle. Yep, it’s as good as the master himself.

    Posted February 10, 2013 at 12:22 pm | Permalink
  2. the one eyed man says

    So I’d be right in thinking that you’ll be skipping Burning Man this year?

    Posted February 10, 2013 at 2:12 pm | Permalink
  3. “Eternal stillness creates the flow of reality.”

    If this weren’t randomly generated, I’d think it referred to Aristotle’s unmoved mover.

    Jeffery Hodges

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    Posted February 10, 2013 at 5:18 pm | Permalink
  4. Malcolm says

    Actually, Pete, I’d like to go to Burning Man, but I never seem to manage it.

    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:07 am | Permalink