Pretty Sharp!

I guess we’re all feeling pretty low, now that the Sequester has gone into effect. I haven’t been paying much attention to the news since Friday (been busy arranging the canned goods down in the shelter), but if the predictions I’d been hearing have turned out to be correct, the entire nation is now unemployed, our daughters are selling their virtue on the street, airliners are falling from the sky, and Twitter posts have been reduced to seventy characters.

Well, let not your hearts be troubled, readers! Things may be really, really bad, but all is not lost. Sure, meat inspections may be a thing of the past, and criminals will now be asked to arrest themselves — but I’ve learned that Mr. John Kerry will manage, nevertheless, to send hundreds of millions of dollars to the Muslim Brotherhood.

What’s that? You say that the Ikhwan is our mortal enemy, committed, in its own words, to destroying Western civilization, sabotaging our “miserable house”, and making “God’s religion” victorious over all others?

Come on. Seriously? What do you think we are, a bunch of chumps? Well, let me clue you in: if you want to know who’s really getting the short end of this deal, it’s Mohammed Morsi and the rest of those jihadist bozos.

That’s right: we’re giving the Brotherhood your money in exchange for future reforms.

Are those guys suckers, or what?

5 Comments

  1. JK says

    Well now.

    This little item piqued my synapses too for whatever reason. I’d heard first $190M then it was upped to $250M.

    Oddly, none of the guys on the Sunday shows bothered to comment on it and since I wondered just where this money was gonna be coming from, I sent off a query to State.

    No response yet.

    I get the feeling though, the White House Janitor’s Union is gonna be pissed.

    Posted March 4, 2013 at 11:06 am | Permalink
  2. Though I catch your drift, Malcolm, and subscribe to the sentiment, as I usually do, I must remind you that the Left is immune to derision. They receive it as confirmation of their usefulness.

    Posted March 4, 2013 at 12:21 pm | Permalink
  3. JK says

    Well then Henry, how’s ’bout I illustrate some bi-partisanship?

    http://www.gao.gov/assets/660/652388.pdf

    Posted March 4, 2013 at 1:51 pm | Permalink
  4. We have awarded you the Neutralist of the Week designation. You may never live this down.

    Posted March 6, 2013 at 8:12 am | Permalink
  5. Malcolm says

    That’s OK. I’m not the neocon I used to be.

    Posted March 6, 2013 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

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