Let Me Count The Ways

On an end-table next to where I do most of my reading there is a lamp with a ‘three-way’ bulb. Last night one of its filaments burned out, and I found that I had no more of these bulbs in the house.

I’ll go looking for another tomorrow. I know that these ‘three-way’ bulbs were once on a short list of incandescent lamps that our Federal overlords had graciously allowed us still to purchase, but I haven’t bought any in at least a year or two, and things may have changed — as these things relentlessly seem to do, generally without my ever having been consulted.

It will be a pity if these bulbs are now forbidden to us. I’ve always liked ‘three-way’ lamps, even though I suppose they offer no rational advantage over a dimmer; generally, the range of luminance options they offer has always seem to me more than adequate for a table lamp.

The name ‘three-way’, however, is obviously wrong, because these lamps offer not three, but four possible states: off, low, medium, high. And that’s another reason why I’m fond of them: I realized long ago that they offer a splendid tool for explaining the binary number system to children:

The bulb I have to replace has two filaments: one that uses fifty watts and one that uses a hundred. Each has two possible states: off, which we can represent with a 0, and on, which we can represent with a 1. If we put the fifty-watt filament in the ‘ones’ place, and the hundred-watt filament in the ‘twos’ column, then we can represent the four states of the bulb as:

      0 0 – Off.
      0 1 – Fifty watts.
      1 0 – One hundred watts.
      1 1 – One hundred fifty watts.

In binary terms, we’d say that the fifty-watt filament is the ‘lower-order’ bit, and the hundred-watt filament is the ‘higher-order’ bit. The bulb, then, is a four-state binary display.

This also means that it’s easy to tell which filament is burned out (if you should happen to care). If the fifty-watt, low-order filament is the one that still works, then as you turn the switch the bulb will cycle through the pattern off-on-off-on (which, of course, is the sequence of ones and zeroes in the right-hand column of our little table above). If it’s the hundred-watt filament, then the pattern will be off-off-on-on.

I’m sure these lamps are not long for this world — no doubt the environmental clerisy has already determined, in its ‘settled’ way, that there’s a fjord missing its glacier somewhere solely on account of my lingering attachment to this primitive technology — but if they still have these bulbs at the hardware store tomorrow, I’m going to buy as many as I can carry home.

5 Comments

  1. Hobie says

    Slow news day, I guess.

    Posted February 14, 2015 at 11:09 pm | Permalink
  2. Musey says

    Sorry Malcolm, we have already purchased all those remaining bulbs from all over the globe! The light quality is different, warmer somehow, and quite indispensable around the dinner table, when trying to look twenty years younger than our real age. Candlelight is good as well, but a step too far, except for a very special occasion, mainly because we can’t see a bloody thing.

    Hobey, this is a very important issue.

    Posted February 14, 2015 at 11:32 pm | Permalink
  3. Robert Marchenoir says

    You lucky chap. We never got those in the first place in my corner of the world, and now they are banned anyway.

    Posted February 15, 2015 at 5:01 pm | Permalink
  4. JK says

    The name ‘three-way’, however, is obviously wrong

    As much electrically-speaking is;

    http://home.howstuffworks.com/three-way2.htm

    Posted February 17, 2015 at 3:08 am | Permalink
  5. Philip Ngai says

    Three-way lamps and switches are different things.

    Posted February 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

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