Bongo-Bongo!

Stop me if you’ve heard this one:

A biology professor and two of his graduate students are doing field-work in the jungle. Suddenly they are surrounded by tribal warriors brandishing spears and clubs. They are quickly subdued and taken to a village a few miles away.

The Chief appears. He glowers at them and says:

“You have violated our sacred lands, and so you will be punished. You have two choices: death, or Bongo-Bongo.”

He glares at the first of the two younger men. “Well? Which will it be?”

The graduate student, a slightly built young man, is trembling with fear.

“I – I choose Bongo-Bongo, whatever that is.”

The warriors grab him and bend him double over an enormous fallen log. They take turns raping and sodomizing him until they have all had their way.

The chief looks at the next graduate student. “Your turn now. What is your choice?”

The young man is horrified, but even more afraid to die.

“Bongo-Bongo,” he says, shivering in terror.

The warriors remove the previous victim, now unconscious, from the log, and the second student takes his place. Soon his desperate cries echo through the village.

At last the Chief turns to the professor, a sturdy, middle-aged man who is also an old Army veteran. “What have you chosen?” he demands.

The professor spits at the Chief, and says “You can go to hell. I’d rather die than submit to such perversion. I choose death.”

“Very well!” says the Chief. “You have chosen death, and so death it shall be.”

He pauses.

Death — by BONGO-BONGO!!

In a related item from CNN, we learn that Hillary Clinton, at a recent campaign stop, said the following thing:

Hillary Clinton is touting her potential to make history as the nation’s first female president as “one of the merits” behind her campaign.

She played up her gender during a stop in West Columbia, South Carolina on Thursday. When a man told Clinton that his 10-year-old daughter told him, “You guys have had it long enough,” Clinton seized the moment.

“Clearly, I’m not asking people to vote for me simply because I’m a woman. I’m asking people to vote for me on the merits,” Clinton said.

Then she directly addressed gender, adding: “I think one of the merits is I am a woman. And I can bring those views and perspectives to the White House.

I’ve written often about the cognitive dissonance required to hold in one’s mind the ideology of the Left, and here we have another instructive example. As we know, it is today a matter of incontrovertible social dogma that all human groups, as categorized by race, ethnicity, or sex, are exactly alike in all cognitive and behavioral qualities, and that to discriminate, whether affirmatively or negatively, on the basis of such categorizations is the darkest imaginable sin. (If, for example, I were to campaign on the special qualities that I, as a white male of northern-European extraction, would bring to public office, I would be banished from polite society, and if possible reduced to beggary.) Yet here is Hillary Clinton doing exactly that — and what’s more, this reptilian woman is confident enough in the envenomation and paralysis of her audience’s faculty of reason that she can reject sexual bias, and then advocate it, in two consecutive sentences.

5 Comments

  1. Troy says

    this reptilian woman is confident enough in the envenomation and paralysis of her audience’s faculty of reason that she can reject sexual bias, and then advocate it, in two consecutive sentences.

    Somewhere on television is a talking head spreading and defending this message like they were talking to the Oracle of Delphi. And people are believing it.

    Posted July 24, 2015 at 8:14 pm | Permalink
  2. Troy says

    Merits??!?!?! Like this success…

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/07/24/big-ugly-mess-south-sudan-nation-created-with-help-us-aid-spirals-into-violence/?intcmp=hpbt1

    Posted July 24, 2015 at 10:50 pm | Permalink
  3. Red Jacket says

    One can scarcely fathom the depths of feminist desperation for a female president. How does it count as a great victory for feminism to seat in the most powerful office in the land a woman who, in all probability, spent decades covering up for a serial rapist and intimidating his victims into silence? (President Clinton has at least as many credible accusers as Bill Cosby, and over just as long a period of time. Granted, false rape charges are a dime a dozen, but given his well-established track record of flagrant dishonesty in these matters, it’s probably safe to ignore his denials and believe at least some of the accusers. That they’re spread out over many decades also lends credibility to the accusations, since almost all genuine rapists are serial offenders who never stop until death, imprisonment, or impotence intervenes). Granted, 21st-century feminism is more offended by imaginary rape than the real thing, but surely at least some of the sincere veterans of 1970’s feminism must be openly disgusted at Mrs. Clinton’s craven defense of the nation’s most powerful and most prominent sexual predator? Such extravagant mental gymnastics and naked insincerity are utterly beyond my comprehension.

    Posted July 27, 2015 at 10:29 am | Permalink
  4. ron d says

    Mal,

    I don’t know if you can tell this joke without the visual at the end, but I love the one about the explorers captured by natives who plan on killing them and using their skin for canoes!

    Posted July 28, 2015 at 2:20 pm | Permalink
  5. Malcolm says

    Ah yes. It involves a fork…

    That one’s better told than written.

    Posted July 28, 2015 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

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