Dead Man Walking

I don’t know if you’ve been following this crazy Sean-Penn-El-Chapo story, but what an incredible dope Sean Penn is: The Man Who Got El Chapo Arrested. He will now have every neck-tattooed La Santa Muerte gang-banger south of the Rio Grande hunting him down until the end of his days. I reckon that at this point it would take about a hundred of this idiot’s lives to make one plugged nickel.

Do we have a Witless Protection Program?

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8 Comments

  1. Whitewall says

    Do we have a Witless Protection Program? Yes, but I have always called it “liberalism”. Sean Penn must have been working for CNN.

    Posted January 10, 2016 at 2:17 pm | Permalink
  2. Kudzu Bob says

    At least Sean Penn’s finally worth killing. That’s a step up for him, don’t you think?

    Posted January 10, 2016 at 5:17 pm | Permalink
  3. Asher says

    is that how guzman was caught? haven’t read that. if so, this is a very interesting object lesson

    Posted January 11, 2016 at 1:43 am | Permalink
  4. You’re right, Asher. I am certainly not going to secretly interview any drug lord now!

    Posted January 11, 2016 at 2:19 am | Permalink
  5. JK says

    Oh I don’t know about that dumbfu*k’s prospects “not being worth a plugged nickel” Malcolm.

    Actually, when Rolling Stone publishes the interview that’s how they might announce the publishing.

    Imagine that, a plugged nickel made the cover of the Rolling Stone. Heck, I might even buy that issue.

    Posted January 11, 2016 at 11:27 am | Permalink
  6. JK says

    Except, upon further thought, take Jefferson’s profile off and replace it with …

    Posted January 11, 2016 at 11:41 am | Permalink
  7. Whitewall says

    Rolling Stone still has its influence…
    http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/dr+hook/cover+of+the+rolling+stone_20178862.html

    Posted January 11, 2016 at 12:38 pm | Permalink
  8. antiquarian says

    “Do we have a Witless Protection Program?”

    Yes, they’re called the “Great Society” programs.

    Posted January 12, 2016 at 4:59 pm | Permalink