Well, the Electoral College has cast its votes, and the results are in. The envelope, please?
Aaaand … the winner is….
…Donald Trump! Hillary Clinton loses again!
The best part? More of Hillary Clinton’s electors defected than Donald Trump’s.
There is special kind of wonderfulness about this election: not only did we get to watch the Clintons lose, but we got to watch them lose two extra times. (How I hope they come up with something else to try!)
It’s like Christmas and the Fourth of July all rolled up together. The world’s on fire, but for tonight let’s drink deep of this timely Wassail bowl.