What was meant to be a relaxing, restorative weekend of healthful exercise, quiet contemplation, and the writing of some meaty posts (about the freedom of the will, US politics, and a fascinating but largely unknown collector of unexplainable facts) instead became a weekend of the severest toil, thanks to a crisis at my workplace and a last-minute mixing session. I therefore find myself without any substantial offering for this evening, and will leave you for the nonce with… well, in fact, with nothing. I had briefly posted in this space, a few minutes ago, a link to some particularly lowbrow tomfoolery, but on reflection it seemed unworthy of the readership we have attracted here, and so I’ve taken it down.
With luck this week will be somewhat less demanding.
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Well, I will be happy to fill in the gap if you are unable to do so.
1) Man and wife are in bed for ten, maybe twenty minutes. Man is on top of wife, but nothing happens. Man to wife: “what’s the problem: you can’t think of anyone else either?”
2) Man and wife are in bed on wedding night. Nothing happens. Wife: “what’s the problem: are you scared?” Man: “yes, my mother told me that you have teeth down there.” Wife: “there’s no teeth: why not take a look?” Man looks. Wife: “well, did you see any teeth?” Man: “No, but frankly speaking, with gums like that, I’m not surprised.”
We are forever in your debt, Pete.
I and my bowels are profoundly moved.
Kevin