A reader calls our attention to an item that is making the rounds today: in a startling breakthrough, researchers have found that when we drink alcohol, it can make others appear more attractive!
This astonishing result may even just be the tip of the iceberg: apparently booze can even make things just generally seem more beautiful.
Once the word gets out, of course, drinking alcohol might catch on to the point that it actually becomes a popular activity: why, I could even imagine that there might be some business opportunities here. If the idea really takes off, there might be money to be made manufacturing beverages that contain alcohol, or even selling the stuff to adventurous sorts on a per-drink basis.
As for me, I might have to stop drinking for a few hours to see if what they are saying is really true. I’ve been thinking the world was a beautiful place all along, but now I’m not so sure.
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It\’s true. Jack Daniel\’s has the miraculous propensity to turn a pig into a fox.
I tank I’m far more interestid is Science now. Derriere was another link attached to your pointing out in de study, I tank I may apply for a grant, somtit about “Bikinis turn men into boobs.” My thinkun goes something like this: couple the too studies into one.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25197962/
My thinking goes something like this-in the intesterates go something like this (wid saving taxpayers dollars in mine). (1) Use the greater portion of the grant to buy gas to get to the nearest metropolis dat has a Hooters (2) Use the smallest portion of the grant possible to negotiate wwith the manager to perspire his employees to switch from the short shorts and tite T-shirts to the required cloths gear (3) Use the remaining portion to buy the aforementioned alcoholic beverages.
It might be helpful before starting (1) to use part of the grant to pre-position a practiced, well-informed, non-drinking divorce attorney in whatever to aforementiond metropolis might be.
Speeking of curse from some small degree of prior experience. Science can go airy.