Are you a vegetarian? Well, I’m not. Indeed, I so enjoy being a carnivore that it has occurred to me on occasion to bump up to the next level, and eat only animals that are themselves carnivores — which I’ve always imagined would be the nutritional equivalent of smoking “roach weed”.
Anyway, the next time a spindly neurasthenic vegan ectomorph gets in your face with the usual rubbish about how Nature never intended us to eat meat, you can tell him to have a look at this.
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Just remember to keep your laptop handy for the subway – and of course – proper citation.
As a member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals), I think this is awesome.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, then how come animals are all made of meat?
meat is good, and good for you
(malcolm’s dad, circa 1971)
Wow — did my dad say that? You’ve got a better memory than I do, Dave.
I, for one, love animals. They’re delicious!
Jeffery Hodges
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I quite agree with the sentiments expressed above. Now let’s get busy combattaing irrational prejudices against the consumption of human flesh. I’m told that human babies taste better than suckling pigs.
You’re right, Bob.
Listen, chaps — there’s still a chance. I’m…done for, I’ve…got a
gamey leg and I’m going fast; I’ll never get through. But some of you
might. So…you’d better eat me.
And I don’t want to hear any of you saying you’d rather eat Hodges.
I dunno Malcolm, living in Korea, Hodges is more likely to be organic.
Oh, and by the way, Bob: do you recall just who it was who told you that?
And I’m like range chicken, too. Just yesterday, I took a three-hour bike trip!
Not that I’m implying that chickens ride bicycles . . .
Jeffery Hodges
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Who says babies beat piggies? It’s a cousin of some guy who wasn’t named in a secret report about a mysterious group of statists — I mean satanists.
An understandable slip, Bob; I tend to get those two groups mixed up myself.