Motus Mentis

6 Comments

1. TheBigHenry says

   Physician’s view:
   “The aim of the baths involves harmonizing functions of the organism, mental rest, recondition and relaxation. The procedures have curative effects on the complexion and hair, relieve muscle tension, warm up joints and support immune system of the organism. For better rejuvenating results I recommend to accompany the original beer treatment with a partial massage aimed at problematic body parts or a full body massage reducing muscle tension.”

   This physician’s view is a treasure trove of off-color straight lines, too.

   Posted September 7, 2012 at 11:48 am | Permalink
2. JK says

   They came and cut my cable off.

   Anybody got William Shatner’s number?

   Posted September 7, 2012 at 12:22 pm | Permalink
3. TheBigHenry says

   “They came and cut my cable off.”

   That’s a straight line I won’t touch, JK. But the punch line would involve Lorena Bobbitt, not William Shatner.

   Posted September 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm | Permalink
4. JK says

   Well Henry, that’s what they did. Reckon I pissed ’em off. Probably pissed ’em off again, at least the lady who answered the phone when, after they’d broke the connection got her ears filled with “Sailor Talk.”

   At least one of ’em.

   Posted September 7, 2012 at 7:02 pm | Permalink
5. TheBigHenry says

   WTF!?

   [img]http://www.zehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-funky-fix-32.jpg[/img]

   Posted September 7, 2012 at 9:03 pm | Permalink
6. TheBigHenry says

   A propos straight lines:

   [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qf4B7JiBnjw/UEctKuLZxOI/AAAAAAAB7G0/AjXsYJB6Xac/s1600/Clint-Eastwood-Conversation-With-Obama–Inside-Straight-or-Flush-0001aAa-500×446.jpg[/img]

   Posted September 7, 2012 at 9:11 pm | Permalink