OK, a moment of relief from all the dismal news of the day — a tweet by @FunnyFacts.
The sentence “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.
OK, a moment of relief from all the dismal news of the day — a tweet by @FunnyFacts.
The sentence “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.
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I hate to be the turd in the punch bowl, but isn’t such semantic multivalence a feature of any sentence?
Ejemplos:
John hastily ate the hamburger.
JOHN hastily ate the hamburger. (Not Sue.)
John HASTILY ate the hamburger. (Not languidly, lasciviously, or viciously.)
John hastily ATE the hamburger. (He didn’t throw it, scream at it, or rape it.)
John hastily ate THE hamburger. (Not just any hamburger.)
John hastily ate the HAMBURGER. (Not the cat or his son.)
“I hate to be the turd in the punch bowl.”
Does the meaning change if “to” is stressed?
Jeffery Hodges
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Ha ha — touchÁ©! But the answer is “Yes, if you’re William Shatner.”
I presume that’s pronounced “Shatner.”
Jeffery Hodges
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Does the turd change if it is stressed?
Thanks, guys. I needed the chuckle.
Good point, Kevin. Just a bit of froth, this.
“Does the turd change if it is stressed?”
Not if it’s a “sturd”! Once a sturd, always a sturd, because stupid turds are sturdy.
Jeffery Hodges
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Dismal? What’s so dismal?
The Yankees are leading their division, Boston is dead last, and the Giants are crushing the Dodgers.
(As Bob Hope noted: “in Los Angeles, we have the Dodgers and the Angels. In LA traffic, you’re one or the other.”)
As we say in New York: what’s not to like?
On the other hand (not the one you wipe with), a sturdy-turd can save you money on tp. It’s a worthy-turd for a penny-pincher and/or a pooper-scooper.