I just took an online survey called “How Stereotypically White Are You?” It offers a hundred criteria, and asks the respondent to check all that apply.
Most of them were things like “Have you ever listened to John Mayer while hooking up with someone?”
(The sort of questions I might have asked — “Have you ever solved a partial differential equation?” or “Have you ever watched a movie in a theater without talking?” or even “Have you ever sat quietly in a room, reading an old book?” weren’t there at all, curiously enough.)
Anyway, I managed to check seventeen items. (I recalled, for example, that I had once watched bowling on television.)
My result page said “Congratulations, you are NOT white!”
I have an ominous feeling about all of this. I fear it will not end well.
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Malcolm, I ended up with 17 also, because I don’t even know who most of these celebrities mentioned are – guess, that makes me old, instead of “not white”. Not surprising, as I watch very little TV and prefer to spend my spare time reading (mostly history) and news online, crafting or working on needlework.
You checked off 6 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.
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Actually, I do have to worry about SPF.
i’m “not that white” even though i ticked 35 out of 100.
(yes, i have square danced. and i ran up THE stairs just like rocky balboa. (~_^) )
“Not that white” having only ticked off 22.
But I do wonder not so much about the test’s creator leaving off solving a partial differential equation – as opposed to say, regularly driving through a “This next mile of Adopt A Highway (for picking up trash) the Responsibility of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan” to get home – might’ve made a difference?
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEcP–pmsM7vz6s5srm31XCkezzsBGqbVogATpIucRuOZMTbTa
(Highway 65 at the Missouri/Arkansas state line. Between Harrison Arkansas & Branson Missouri.)
7 out of 100. I tuned out popular culture a long time ago *because* it is so anti-white, and in general terms, debased.
I watched Fox News once and had my pony stolen. I also defended Miley Cyrus, based on her skanky tongue.
TBH?
This is y’all “folks”?
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/un61f7/sad-sacks
JK,
this is:
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TBH?
I cain’t get no sound so I cain’t of course be expected to response t’wat you’d be asking me?
But while me ‘n your’n finding ourselves in the same place after all these times wth me doin’ the one thing saying & re’mbring you offring a quote from East of Eden p’raps you’d be so kind as to either re-post it or send what you posted earlier on these here pages of Waka?
I’d preciate if you TheBigHenry could find it in your heart to re-post that excerpt tellin’ how one or two pipes leads to somewheres else.
Sinclair Lewis as I recall.
& I’ll explain later if asked “why”?
JK,
It’s about the the interpretation of the Hebrew word “timshel”.
From John Steinbeck, East of Eden:
Acknowledged TBH.
We shall each accept that, “Thou mayest” or perhaps not?
Where are the surveys on how Black, Asian or Hispanic you are? To only test for being White seems racist ; )