From a corporate presentation I’m watching just now, in order to earn my daily crust:
“We need to create an ideation methodology across various stakeholder groups and provide full-circle communication.”
From a corporate presentation I’m watching just now, in order to earn my daily crust:
“We need to create an ideation methodology across various stakeholder groups and provide full-circle communication.”
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Sounds like PoMo language:
“Total presence breaks on the univocal predication of the exterior absolute the absolute existent.”
Found here, of course.
It was that kind of corporate speak that convinced me to quit that race and go into biz for myself. Any BS to be done, I gonna do it.
Well. If you need an example of that, a pretty effective one I observe, ask yourself, “When was the last time I heard one of our Publicans use the terms, “Our Nation” or another formerly widely used, “Our Republic”?
Been awhile I think you’d agree?
Now think, and it shouldn’t be difficult, when was the last time you heard “the homeland”? Usually in some form of “threat[s] to the homeland.”
__________
And while I’m on the subject, when was it last appropriate to proclaim, There oughta be a law.
Nowadays uttering that last is perfectly superfluous as in almost every instance, there already is just such a law.
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“We need to create an ideation methodology across various stakeholder groups and provide full-circle communication.”
Is this corporate jargon about organizing a circle jerk?
Jeffery Hodges
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Thanks for the bookmark Secede.
I was unfamiliar with intermandated.
It’s either a circle jerk or mental masturbation. Could be all of the above, HJH.
Whoa there Big Henry, you think I’d go with a concept word like superfluous if I were including mental and masturbation?
I have you know I is a properly speaking, reg’lar hillbilly.
Superfluous her ass.
And afore anybody beats me to it, Deliverance from eval.
Henry, I’m gad to see you. I thought you had been away or maybe misplaced yourself or something.
You mean TBH has been out of pocket?
Jeffery Hodges
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Robert,
I have acquired a new habit — online duplicate bridge. All the years I have played in clubs and tournaments, the only negative about duplicate has been the people. By and large, bridge people are neither as pleasant as you hope nor as annoying as you fear. They are always worse.
Online I compete against other humans just as a golfer does on the golf course: my personal performance is compared to the performance of my competition, without actual interaction between human competitors.
This is accomplished via robots — each human competitor’s partner and opponents (at the online table) are robots. My human competition also plays with identically programmed robots. It makes for a level playing field.
And best of all, you avoid all that nastiness at the real tables in clubs and in tournaments.
That’s where I’ve been hanging out lately …