Wuhan Red Death: The Boogaloo Scenario

Our reader the indefatigable JK has introduced me to a blogger I’d never heard of: B.J. Campbell, whose posts are collected under the title Handwaving Freakoutery.

The post that JK sent me today is about the possible consequences for social order of this ongoing (and, increasingly, arguably unconstitutional) lockdown.

It begins with an amusing roundup of the contradictions and inconsistencies of the guidance we’ve been given by our overseers. That part’s worth a chuckle, perhaps, but then the author moves on to more serious business — starting with a persuasive argument against the official line that the virus outbreak originated in a “wet market”:

This thing came from a Chinese laboratory in Wuhan, probably the Wuhan Institute of Virology. We don’t need evidence gift wrapped by the Chinese to make this case. We just need simple mathematics, and the case is rock solid.

The “official channels” have maintained for four months that this virus originated in a wet market in Wuhan, not at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, which is the world’s Mecca of studying emergent SARS coronaviruses that originate in bats. A lot of speculation by the media has gone into supporting this case, as well as the solid support of the Chinese government, but the case is obviously garbage. I grant that wet markets for exotic harvested wild meats are a great vector for something like this, but set that aside for a moment.

There are between a hundred and a thousand wet markets in China. There are well over a thousand wet markets in Vietnam. There are well over a thousand wet markets in Thailand. There are hundreds or thousands of wet markets in Laos, hundreds or thousands more in Cambodia, hundreds or thousands more in Burma and Myanmar and Malaysia. Nobody knows for sure, but it’s completely reasonable to estimate the total number of wet markets in East Asia being at least ten thousand.
But only one of these ten thousand or more wet markets is two blocks from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

The chance that a brand new never before seen SARS coronavirus variant would emerge at the only wet market two blocks from a laboratory whose primary function is to study never before seen SARS coronavirus variants, specifically from bats, is simply too astronomical to believe. If a brand-new world epidemic virus were to emerge every day from a wet market in east Asia, it would be three years or more on average before one emerged from Wuhan. No honest scientist would believe that coincidence given what we know.

Even that is just the beginning; the rest of the article discusses how our stifling, viscous bureaucracy smothered efforts to develop testing. It reminded me at once of Tocqueville’s description of the democratic form of tyranny:

“…it rarely forces men to act, but constantly opposes itself to men’s acting; it does not destroy, it prevents things from coming into being; it does not tyrannize, it hinders, it presses down upon men, it extinguishes, it stupefies, and it finally reduces each nation to no longer being anything but a herd of timid and industrious animals, whose shepherd is the government.”

What the FDA and CDC did in the early days of this crisis, until Messrs. Trump and Pence called them off, exemplifies this to perfection.

The rest of the post discusses the road to “boogaloo”: the point in an accelerating social breakdown where the excreta impact the rotating air-circulator.

Read it all here.

4 Comments

  1. Whitewall says

    JK, I believe Franz Kafka would be suitably impressed!

    Posted April 17, 2020 at 5:18 pm | Permalink
  2. JK says

    https://twitter.com/nycmayor/status/1251496378372632577

    Posted April 18, 2020 at 12:41 pm | Permalink
  3. In light of the pandemic, I’m in the process of bringing a portable nebulizer to market which will “atomize” liquid ethyl alcohol (ethanol) to be breathed into the lungs to act as a biocidal Coronavirus therapy and to help lower the surface tension of the alveoli for preventing ARDS. My background is in Biomedical Engineering research, which I left after seeing the obstacles the FDA imposes. Now, in the wake of this crisis, I have to deal with non-responsive FDA and CRDH “civil servants”, but worst of all, apathetic doctors and clinics on the emergency lines. It’s astonishing to realize how many people take their healthcare jobs as just that: a means to feed themselves versus advancing the state of the art. Doctors will only experiment with treatments that have a government rubber stamp – mainly for litigious reasons. In other words, they won’t risk their license to try something new. A sad reminder on the state of the industry.

    Posted April 20, 2020 at 4:07 pm | Permalink
  4. Malcolm says

    A.D.,

    May God strengthen your arm.

    Quite apart from the promise of devising a new weapon against this illness, anyone developing innovative ways of ingesting ethanol can always count on my support.

    Posted April 20, 2020 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

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