Here’s the latest really cool thing that you absolutely must have. It just stands in your room, listening to everything you say, and transmitting it over the Internet to… someplace. It’s only $129, and it’s “always getting smarter”!
Crisp Dolby Sound!
Everybody’s going to want one. Don’t be left out!
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Hmm, a best seller in the making I’ll bet. And so stylish too. Good thing it plays music. I was familiar with floor level recording devices that played no music but were great for listening to conversations. But that was long ago and far away beyond the Iron Curtain. I’m sure glad nothing like that can ever happen again, especially here, Mr. Orwell.
“Just tap and ask” and Boris in the Ukraine will be happy to explain to you why you must immediately tell him what he needs to know about your bank account.