Motus Mentis

2 Comments

1. Kevin Kim says

   If “rakish” means “tasty,” then I agree.

   Posted June 24, 2012 at 4:24 pm | Permalink
2. JK says

   Ah. Hmmm… Hold on here!

   Yes Malcolm I understand your considered stance on multiculturism but this very apparently is a natural born alligator.

   Not a croc. Not a caiman. An alligator!

   T. Jefferson who you’re always quoting (of all people) you should recall bought Louisiana thus making denizens citizens. And, as I understand from the story, the alligator wasn’t muleing cocaine; he/she was simply waiting for a bus.

   I do have to wonder. From the photo, looks to be a fairly slim alligator, I see no obvious tatoos. No mention of a “Big Gulp” but maybe one of the uncapitalized variety, 2 to 3 feet does not mean necessarily a big gulp in the normal sense. I’d be more afraid of a terrapin but then, I’m from a place where only the larger reptiles make fashion statements.

   No piercing snout-ring, no spider webstacle-inked-marks. Okay, a collar – but are cops going haywire over the dark-haired girl on NCIS?

   Okay, perhaps some evidence of tartar on the incisors but, hard to find (I’m informed) those extended reach Colgate Spin-Brush bristle thingies up in the North-East.

   If this is a big deal – why hasn’t your Nanny Bloomberg initiated [in conjunction with the UN] some sort of protest?

   Could it possibly be true, the Mayor would never fuck with any entity carrying an endangered-species leather wallet?

   Posted June 24, 2012 at 9:52 pm | Permalink