Beware Of Mr. Baker

Here’s a movie I want to see.

He’s No Fun, He Fell Right Over

Sad news: Peter Bergman, founding member of the Firesign Theater, has died at 72. His New York times obituary is here.

For those of us of a certain age and sensibility, Firesign needs no introduction. For the rest of you, there’s YouTube.

Tempest In Teapot, Cont’d

In a comment to yesterday’s post on l’affaire Fluke-Limbaugh, I linked to a pair of blog posts by University of Rochester professor Steven Landsburg (sent my way by Dennis Mangan). In the first, Professor Landsburg wrote:

[W]hile Ms. Fluke herself deserves the same basic respect we owe to any human being, her position ”” which is what’s at issue here ”” deserves none whatseover. It deserves only to be ridiculed, mocked and jeered. To treat it with respect would be a travesty. I expect there are respectable arguments for subsidizing contraception (though I am skeptical that there are arguments sufficiently respectable to win me over), but Ms. Fluke made no such argument. All she said, in effect, was that she and others want contraception and they don’t want to pay for it.

To his credit, Rush stepped in to provide the requisite mockery. To his far greater credit, he did so with a spot-on analogy: If I can reasonably be required to pay for someone else’s sex life (absent any argument about externalities or other market failures), then I can reasonably demand to share in the benefits. His dense and humorless critics notwithstanding, I am 99% sure that Rush doesn’t actually advocate mandatory on-line sex videos. What he advocates is logical consistency and an appreciation for ethical symmetry. So do I. Color me jealous for not having thought of this analogy myself.

There’s one place where I part company with Rush, though: He wants to brand Ms. Fluke a “slut’ because, he says, she’s demanding to be paid for sex. There are two things wrong here. First, the word “slut’ connotes (to me at least) precisely the sort of joyous enthusiasm that would render payment superfluous. A far better word might have been “prostitute’ (or a five-letter synonym therefor), but that’s still wrong because Ms. Fluke is not in fact demanding to be paid for sex. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) She will, as I understand it, be having sex whether she gets paid or not. Her demand is to be paid. The right word for that is something much closer to “extortionist’. Or better yet, “extortionist with an overweening sense of entitlement’. Is there a single word for that?

But whether or not he chose the right word, what I just don’t get is why the pro-respect crowd is aiming all its fire at Rush. Which is more disrespectful ”” his harsh language or Sandra Fluke’s attempt to pick your pocket? That seems like a pretty clear call to me.

Our second link was to Professor Landsburg’s next post (brilliantly titled “Contraceptive Sponges — how I wish I’d thought of that one), in which he examines, quite fairly and dispassionately, I think, the arguments for and against publicly subsidized contraception. All in all, there was nothing in either of these to object to in a society that claims to value healthy debate, I think.

But in today’s Best of the Web, James Taranto informs us that the president of Rochester University, Joel Seligman, was “outraged” to read Professor Landsburg’s opinion, and expressed his anger in an official denunciation on University letterhead.

We should hardly be surprised any more (after, for example, the pillorying of Lawrence Summers for expressing a perfectly reasonable hypothesis) to see such a response from the administration of an American university these days; departures from liberal orthodoxy are clearly unwelcome. (It seems fiitting, too, that this item should come along just a day after this comment in one of our recent posts on this topic.) No big deal here, really, as far as the tenured Professor Landsburg is concerned — though, as Mr. Taranto points out, this will give untenured faculty pause next time they think about weighing in on a public controversy with a heterodox political opinion. Mr. Taranto quotes Instapundit’s Glenn Reynolds, who in a post of his own wrote:

“Seligman’s statement will have, and might as well have been intended to have, a chilling effect on the speech of faculty who are less eminent than Steven Landsburg.”

Professor Landsburg responded with another post, published yesterday, in which he reposts both a statement he made to the press (apparently an academic supporting Rush in this brawl was so newsworthy that he was besieged with press inquiries) and his letter to Joel Seligman.

All in all, worthwhile reading, I think, and I applaud Professor Landsburg for his even-handed and thoughtful approach throughout, which should be a model for us all (myself included).

P.S. After writing this post I went over to Lawrence Auster’s place to see if he had responded to our One-Eyed Man’s comments, and saw that he was all over this UR story as well.

Absurd Notion, Or Forward-Thinking Feminism? Auster Responds To One-Eye

In a comment to our recent post about artificial wombs, I quoted some remarks by Lawrence Auster about the ongoing contraception brouhaha. In his post, Mr. Auster had written that liberal/feminist thought understands the issue along the following lines:

1) Society is a collection of equal persons, all having the right to equal freedom.

2) But remaining traditional social arrangements still render women ”” half the human race ”” significantly less free than men.

3) Therefore the attainment of sexual equality ”” equality between the sexes with regard to everything in life, particularly with regard to sex itself ”” is society’s highest priority.

4) In order for the sexes to be equal with regard to sex, women should be at no more risk of pregnancy and its inconveniences than men are.

5) In order for women to be at no more risk of pregnancy than men are, society (whether in the form of Georgetown University, or some health insurance company, or the taxpayers) must provide all women in America with free birth control.

Our resident gadfly The One-Eyed Man predictably took issue with this, and commented:

I have read a lot of commentary about this issue, and I had yet to hear that contraception ought to be included as a basic element of health insurance because of the absurd notion that “women should be at no more risk of pregnancy and its inconveniences than men are’ ”“ until [Auster] came along. If he wants to argue against the mandate, then he ought to try to refute the case for it, instead of fabricating a straw man.

Lawrence Auster has now posted a response, over at his place. Read it here.

Hate Speech

We’ve been hearing ad nauseam about what a cad Rush Limbaugh was to call Sandra Fluke a “slut”. (I certainly agree that he would have been far wiser not to, for assorted good reasons, not least of which being that it was ungentlemanly.) President Obama was shocked — shocked! — to hear such language, and made an ostentatious display of calling Ms. Fluke (which rhymes with, um, “luck”) to commiserate.

When it comes to calling the kettle black in this wise, however, the Left is a very, very sooty pot — and they reserve a special place in their hearts, and their foul mouths, for black and female conservatives. Michelle Malkin is a prominent member of the latter group, and has been a target, over the years, of some of Liberal America’s vilest imprecations.

She reminisces here.

Going, Going…

My goodness: it looks like the long Congressional career of Dennis Kucinich might be coming to an end as a result of tonight’s primary in Ohio.

Fodder Of Our Country

Well, while we’ve been fussing over such trivialities as the essential principles of American society and the fate of our Republic, we’ve missed the big story of the day: a chicken nugget that looks like George Washington. It sold for over eight thousand dollars.

Ford’s In His Flivver

Matters reproductive have been all over the news lately (with Rush Limbaugh’s idiotic tactical blunder getting the most attention over the past few days).

One item that might have slipped under the casual observer’s radar is this one, in which a team of researchers have developed an artificial womb to which a blastocyst can successfully attach.

The day cannot be terribly far off when we can successfully gestate an infant entirely outside the human body. I wonder what the implications of that will be.

Pop Quiz

With a hat tip to hbd chick (and to reader JK as well), here’s a little test: how well do you know Sunni from Shia Islam?

The British, meanwhile, are soon to be experts. Paul Weston explains.

Detroit Is Back On Track!

See for yourself, courtesy of Iowahawk.

Excelsior!

Folks my age are old enough to remember, wistfully, the golden age of the American manned-spaceflight program, and have with sadness watched NASA’s long descent into senescence and irrelevance — from the virile pioneer of a “new frontier” that it was in the 1960s, to a sedentary bureaucracy tasked with getting children interested in science and making Muslims feel good about themselves.

Well, geezers, take heart: there’s still a manned-spaceflight program in America, and it’s just taking off. Bill Whittle explains in this encouraging video, now two years old.

(As with our previous link, thanks to Derb for this one.)

Sayonara

With a hat tip to John D., have a tour of Kiyosato, a Japanese ghost town.

Last Call

Here’s a home-delivery service that loses its customers as fast as it finds them.

I Want Beer!

Over at Reason, Jacob Sullum comments on Sandra Fluke’s testimony before Congress, and on the newly discovered right to make other people subsidize your sex life.

See also our recent post on positive versus negative rights, and the balance between rights and privileges in a sturdy and flourishing society.

It seems apt to quote a recent remark by Nancy Pelosi: “The inconceivable to you is the inevitable to us.”

A.B., R.I.P.

Shocking news this morning: Andrew Breitbart dead at 43.

The Penny Drops

It took a year, but it seems reality is finally beginning to impinge upon Thomas Friedman, who, of all people, should have known better all along.

Beginning to impinge, I say, because there is one reality — the elephant, as they say, in the room — that he, and most of the academic and political leadership of the West, have yet to acknowledge. But Mecca wasn’t built in a day.

Moscow On The Gowanus

Here you go, folks: the live-tweeting of last night’s Park Slope Food Co-op meeting.

Wasn’t Born Yesterday

AP is reporting that “Israeli officials say they will not warn the U.S. if they decide to launch a pre-emptive strike against Iranian nuclear facilities. The pronouncement, delivered in a series of private, top-level conversations with U.S. officials, sets a tense tone ahead of meetings in the coming days at the White House and in Congress.”

This is just unbelievable — by which I mean I don’t believe it. It makes no sense, and serves no purpose, because nobody else in the world — particularly those for whose ears it must be imagined to have been intended — will believe it either.

Rights And Privileges

Last spring I wrote a brief post called Golden Mean, reproduced below in full:

If you look at any vigorous society in its prime, you see a healthy balance between rights and privileges. When either grows too much at the expense of the other, a nation declines: on the one hand toward impotent mediocrity, on the other into tyranny.

In the first prong of this aphorism I was not talking about ‘negative’ rights, of the sort found in the Constitution, which boil down to particular variants of a more general right not to be interfered with by the government. I had in mind ‘positive’ rights — rights to goods that require expense and effort to provide — which necessarily involve a positive compulsion on someone’s part to provide them, effectively indenturing one segment of society to another. As more and more of these goods become mere entitlements, rather than rewards to be earned by productive labor, the burden upon the productive segment of society increases, even as that segment dwindles — and the nation sags toward impotent mediocrity.

Privileges, on the other hand, are by definition blessings that are granted from the seat of power to those who seek them. It is always and everywhere a hallmark of tyranny that all rights, even negative rights, become privileges granted at the whim of the tyrant.

It has become a talking point in this election season that in the name of “fairness”, the well-to-do must pay more to the government for the “privilege” of being American. The latest prominent official to make this argument was the Secretary of the Treasury, Timothy Geithner, in an interview last week.

In an opinion piece published today at the Wall Street Journal, former Federal Reserve governor Lawrence Lindsay pushes back. Read it here.

Correction

It appears that the George Friedman resignation letter we mentioned here has turned out to be a hoax. (Thanks to reader Dom for the tip.)

More here.

Worst Of Both Worlds

Here’s a rotten piece of legislation: the Virginia Senate has passed a bill requiring women to undergo an ultrasound examination prior to an abortion. The bill includes language saying that the procedure is to “to determine gestation age”, but that is surely a red herring; obviously the measure is an attempt to confront women with the living fetus they are proposing to snuff out, in an effort to shame them into carrying it to term.

Abortion is, in my opinion, the most philosophically difficult legal issue there is, and there are defensible opinions on both sides. But this is pure and insulting nannyism. The law should rule on the legality of the procedure itself, and nothing more — and respect the autonomy of women, at the very least, to make up their own minds without bullying.

Dads, Cads, and Social Fads

Excellent post on monogamy over at Mangan’s. Read it here.

Cat People

At the beginning of his book Breaking the Spell, Daniel Dennett wrote:

You watch an ant in a meadow, laboriously climbing up a blade of grass, higher and higher until it falls, then climbs again, and again, like Sisyphus rolling his rock, always striving to reach the top. Why is the ant doing this? What benefit is it seeking for itself in this strenuous and unlikely activity? Wrong question, as it turns out. No biological benefit accrues to the ant. It is not trying to get a better view of the territory or seeking food or showing off to a potential mate, for instance. Its brain has been commandeered by a tiny parasite, a lancet fluke that needs to get itself into the stomach of a sheep or cow in order to complete its reproductive cycle. This brain worm is driving the ant into position to benefit its progeny, not the ants. This is not an isolated phenomenon. Similarly manipulative parasites infect fish, and mice among other species. These hitch hikers cause their hosts to behave in unlikely-even suicidal-ways, all for the benefit of the guest, not the host.

Professor Dennett used this example to make the case that ideas can do, and do do, the same thing as the lancet fluke: commandeer the brain of a host organism as a vector for self-propagation. (It’s an idea we’ve taken up in these pages too, for example here.)

But leaving aside memetic infection, it’s becoming clearer that this sort of behavioral hijacking by biological parasites is more common than you might imagine. We cited another example of ant-commandeering, for instance, in this post from last March.

Now an article in The Atlantic makes the case that the cat-borne organism Toxoplasma gondii, which is commonly found to be carried by humans, may have similar, and quite far-reaching, effects on the people it infects.

Learn more here.

Friedman: Fired, Man

Speaking of where the buck stops, it appears that George Friedman has stepped down as the head of STRATFOR in response to the recent hacking attack against them, in which client accounts containing credit cards, passwords, etc., were breached.

The Buck Stops Nowhere

A while back, in a private correspondence with a conservative blogger about what the Left means when it talks about “social justice”, I wrote the following:

Daniel Dennett once wrote that “if you make yourself small enough, you can externalize everything”. The central principle of liberal “justice”, and of Rawlsian justice, is exactly that: to view the individual not as as an originating agent of free choices, with all the responsibility for the resulting outcomes that free choice entails — but rather as a social infinitesimal, whose freedom, and therefore personal responsibility, is diminished effectively to zero by the nexus of external causes in which he is embedded: racism, gender stereotypes, corporate greed, economic inequality, political favoritism, institutionalized (and even unconscious) prejudices, and so on.

Dennis Prager has said that “the bigger the State, the smaller the citizen”, but this goes even farther: at the logical endpoint of the liberal, Rawlsian view it is not until all intrinsic aspects of individual advantage have been externalized, and thereby compensated for in the social framework, that a truly ‘just’ society will have been achieved. If Smith is congenitally smarter, more future-oriented, and more industrious than Jones, then he will end up being better off than Jones. But behind the Rawlsian “veil of ignorance”, one cannot choose in advance what inborn advantages one will have, so by Rawls’s logic the just society must be one in which such natural inequalities cannot confer an advantage.

Ultimately, under such a philosophy the individual human being vanishes altogether.

I was reminded of this today when I ran across an item in the news about the poor woman who was brained a while ago by a shopping cart tossed off a shopping-mall balcony by two “teens”. The article, which you can read here, opens with the following sentence (my emphasis):

The husband of a Manhattan real-estate agent left with severe injuries after a shopping cart was dropped on her head from an East Harlem parking garage claims lax security caused the devastating accident.

That’s it: no human agency, no shred of responsibility ascribed to the attackers themselves for their brutal assault of an innocent woman. The whole thing just comes down to an “accident” due to “lax security” on the part of a corporate entity.

The individual human being vanishes altogether.

Teller Tells

Okay, enough grumpiness. Time for a lighter note, to ring in the weekend.

In this item, magician Teller talks about the tricks of the trade.

The High Moral Ground

Remember all those sanctimonious calls from the Left for “civility” in the wake of the Gabrielle Giffords shooting? New York Times columnist and race-warrior Charles Blow appears not to have got the memo.

Come to think of it, it looks like Slate’s Alex Pareene didn’t either.

On Behalf Of The Rest Of Us

Now that President Obama has made his apology to Hamid Karzai for those Korans that got burned the other day, a concerned American woman expresses her own regrets in this video clip.

Update: And here’s Newt Gingrich, explaining things to Piers Morgan.

Salmagundi

After working all day and teaching class this evening, I’m spent. So for tonight, just a few links to keep you occupied:

Nothing new under the sun.

Plan B: Algae!

The birds and the bees.

— Last but not least, news you can use: How to to deal with those annoying roadblock ambushes.

Pro-Choice

Dennis Prager floats an interesting idea: allowing citizens to indicate in advance whether they wish to pursue the death penalty in the the event of their being murdered. It would be like checking the organ-donation box on your driver’s license.

Mr. Prager remarks:

I can’t think of one good argument against it ”” unless you’re an abolitionist who is fearful of seeing red.

I see another objection: if a society decides that death is an appropriate punishment (and more importantly, an appropriate deterrent) for certain awful crimes, then it has an interest in not having its authority, and its power of deterrence, undermined by those who might wish to opt out.

That said, though, I think it’s not a bad compromise, in that it provides a sort of conscientious-objector status for those who object to capital punishment. (It’ll never fly, of course.)

Comments?

Crimethinker

John Derbyshire commented, in last Friday’s Radio Derb podcast, on the Dharun Ravi trial getting underway today in New Jersey (this is the case in which a gay Rutgers student named Tyler Clementi killed himself some time after Mr. Ravi had secretly recorded Mr. Clementi kissing a male student in his dorm room).

The case appears to be a thoughtcrime persecution for which Mr. Clementi’s suicide was merely a trigger: Mr. Ravi, after all, is not charged with having caused Mr. Clementi’s death, and the prosecution is not allowed even to mention the suicide. I think we can rest assured, though, that this case wouldn’t be happening at all had Mr. Clementi not killed himself. So it seems, then, that what is on trial is the fact that this cruel and as-yet-unenlightened world is still a place that so chafes a young gay man’s sensitivities that he can no longer bear it — and Mr. Ravi, who is guilty of nothing more than a nasty college prank, is about to take the fall for all of us.

I will note in passing how handy the 1984 glossary, formerly a mere literary curiosity, has become these days.

Read Derb’s item here.

Sine Of The Times

Google has commemorated the 150th birthday of Heinrich Hertz, the physicist for whom the standard unit for the frequency of oscillating waves is named, with one of its “doodle” tributes. Here it is:

Forgive me, but as an audio engineer I have to say that this image is very poorly chosen, and will offend, in several different ways, the eye of anyone who is familiar with real-world sinusoidal waveforms. I’m startled that Google seems not to have known better.

Partly Sunny

Here’s a pair of images for you: an eclipse of the Sun, as seen from Earth orbit, in visible light and ultraviolet.

Blowing Hot And Cold

Regular visitors will know that our editorial board has long regarded global-warming alarmism with a wary eye. (See our collection of related posts here.) There are so many who stand to benefit from warmist scare-mongering — academics enjoying lavish financial support and the eager attention of media and political institutions around the world; “green-energy” lobbyists, investors, and entrepreneurs; politicians and bureaucrats who occupy well-padded sinecures that exist only as a result of this “crisis”; anticapitalists, globalists, and other activists of the Left who see it as a vehicle with which to carry forward their ideological vision — that wisdom demands a measure of caution regarding their claims and petitions, especially when we keep in mind that the remedies they propose involve enormous costs (and for some, notably many of those pressing the agenda, enormous profits), and a radical transformation of the existing world order.

Recently a group of scientists published an open letter in the Wall Street Journal arguing that the pace of warming has been exaggerated, that the effect of CO2 on global temperature has been inflated as well, that there are in fact beneficial effects to both higher levels of atmospheric CO2 and a warmer climate, that the Earth’s climate has warmed and cooled continually over the eons since long before human activity could possibly have had anything to do with it, and that the radical remedies on offer are simply not justified by any positive knowledge.

Another group of scientists replied with an open letter of their own, and the original group has now responded. Taken together these provide a good summary of the state of the debate, and so I will reproduce them in full, below the fold.

Read More »

Yellow Journalism

Last week ESPN used the long-familiar phrase ‘a chink in the armor’ in reference to the apparent invincibility of NBA sensation Jeremy Lin. Predictably, a ruction ensued, and as is usual in such cases, the network groveled, and two new heads-on-pikestaffs were mounted on the battlements outside the Ministry of Speech.

We now have a new word-for-a-word to keep in mind: a casual survey of recent usage indicates that ‘chink’ has now become, or is about to become, ‘the C-word’. As such, it joins what is still a very exclusive club: as far as I know, the only other members to date are ‘the F-word’ and ‘the N-word’.

Although I’m sure we’re all better off, and the world a far safer place, with ‘chink’ admitted to the Hall of Shame, my far-seeing eye detects trouble up ahead: how much longer can it be before a new word requires admission that begins with the same letter as one of the current members?

This whole euphemism-creep business is a pity all round, say I; I’m still mourning ‘niggardly’ and ‘black hole’, and now we have to kiss ‘chink’ goodbye, too. So much for A Midsummer Night’s Dream, I guess.

Word Lens

Speaking of my daughter ChloÁ«, she dropped by today and showed me an amazing new application she has downloaded for her iPhone. I’m a lifelong techie, and it takes a lot to bowl me over, but I’m bowled over.

See it in action here.

Skin Gun

A remarkable innovation, by the look of it: article here, video here.

Quality Time

When my daughter ChloÁ« was very little — just a baby — I used to rock her in my arms to send her off to sleep. Soothing music always seemed to help her on her way.

One evening I put on an album by the seminal jazz ensemble Weather Report, and I could tell the music spoke to her. She listened to the first song with eyes open and a gathering stillness, and by the end of the second piece she had drifted away.

The next night I put on the same album, with the same result. I soon found that this music was the Sandman’s golden key, and I marveled at how it seemed to relax my little ChloÁ« — and how she always fell asleep during that second track. “Like clockwork!” I said to myself.

I wondered what the title of that song was, so I looked at the album jacket. It was called…

Dream Clock.

The album is Night Passage.

I just listened to it again, after many years, and it brought tears to my eyes. You can hear it yourself here.

Crimespeak

For his heresies, Patrick Buchanan has now officially been sacked by MSNBC. (I’ll confess that I’m surprised he lasted so long.)

He comments here.

Civis Britannia Sum

Poking around online just now, I ran across the text of the speech given in the House of Commons by Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston, regarding his condemnation in the “Don Pacifico affair”.

The Pacifico kerfuffle arose in 1847, when Mr. Pacifico, the Portuguese consul to Athens, had his house plundered by a mob. The corrupt government of Greece offered him no redress. Mr. Pacifico, having been born in Gibraltar, was thereby a British citizen — and so Lord Palmerston, then Foreign Secretary, dispatched a squadron of the Royal Navy to blockade the harbor of Athens until the Greeks capitulated.

At the time, Greece had only recently achieved independence from the Turks, and was under the joint protection of England, France, and Russia. There were already tensions between the three powers regarding the configuration of the nascent Greek monarchy, and the English blockade brought them perilously close to war. For this, Lord Palmerston’s policy was condemned by a vote in the House of Lords. In an appeal to the House of Commons to reverse the decision, Lord Palmerston gave a long and persuasive speech based on the same principle — civis Romanus sum — that had saved the apostle Paul from summary judgment at a provincial Palestinian tribunal.

It’s a good one, and I’d never read it before. You can do so here.

Cuts Both Ways

Ever since the “Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act” began its ontogeny in whatever sunless Congressional womb such hell-spawn are gestated, conservatives have howled that it reposes too much power in the Federal government (to be specific, in the capricious Executive Branch) — and so presents a grave threat to cherished liberties. “Suck it up, you nasty old fossils,” the bill’s supporters told them; “health-care is now a universal human right. This is what the future of an enlightened America looks like (to anyone who isn’t a bitter, gun-clinging racist, that is).”

In response, it’s fair to ask: are you guys sure you’ve thought this through? You might want to keep in mind that once you’ve ceded any territory to Leviathan, it’s very difficult to take it back — and a left-leaning Executive, insh’Allah, will not always be at the helm. Deroy Murdock and Jonah Goldberg make this simple point, in a way that should give liberals pause, here.

A Word, If I May

Sorry to harp so much on politics and social issues lately, but these are parlous times, and a great deal is at stake. A reader reminded me the other day that many of the categories over on the sidebar — categories that used to be the busiest ones — are now nearly “widowed”.

The reader was right, and I’m sure there are others who don’t come around here so much anymore because of it. But over the seven years of this blog’s existence, during which I’ve written over 2,500 posts, the world has changed, and as I’ve gotten older I’ve changed with it. The United States, and the West generally, stand at the edge of an abyss — one we’ve largely dug for ourselves — and while I’m still as interested as I ever was in things like evolutionary theory, martial arts, religion, language, philosophy of mind, etc., nothing now seems to me so clamant, so urgent, as our civilization’s existential predicament, in all its fearsome aspects.

Perhaps I should separate all this political and social content, which has greatly increased traffic over the past couple of years, into a new blog, and put waka waka waka back the way it used to be. I’ll think about that. And if you’re a reader who liked it better here before, please forgive me, and thanks very much for continuing to visit.

Comments and suggestions are welcome, as always.

Exempli Gratia

From Tocqueville’s Democracy In America, 1840:

After having thus taken each individual one by one into its powerful hands, and having molded him as it pleases, the sovereign power extends its arms over the entire society; it covers the surface of society with a network of small, complicated, minute, and uniform rules, which the most original minds and the most vigorous souls cannot break through to go beyond the crowd; it does not break wills, but it softens them, bends them and directs them; it rarely forces action, but it constantly opposes your acting; it does not destroy, it prevents birth; it does not tyrannize, it hinders, it represses, it enervates, it extinguishes, it stupefies, and finally it reduces each nation to being nothing more than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which the government is the shepherd.

I have always believed that this sort of servitude, regulated, mild and peaceful, of which I have just done the portrait, could be combined better than we imagine with some of the external forms of liberty, and that it would not be impossible for it to be established in the very shadow of the sovereignty of the people.

Here’s how it’s done.

An Onomastic Conundrum

In medieval times, tradesmen took surnames that reflected their profession. If you were John, and you baked bread for a living, you’d be John Baker.

A great many of these names persist, e.g. Archer, Bailey, Baker, Barber, Bishop, Bowman, Brewer, Carpenter, Carter, Cartwright, Carver, Chandler, Chaplin, Chapman, Clark, Collier, Conner, Cook, Cooper, Cutler, Dean, Dyer, Farmer, Falconer (Faulkner), Farrier, Fisher, Fletcher, Forester, Fowler, Fuller, Gardner, Glover, Hooper, Hunter, Joiner, Mason, Mercer, Miller, Porter, Potter, Reeve, Sadler, Sawyer, Shepherd, Skinner, Slater, Smith, Tanner, Taylor, Thatcher, Turner, Tyler, Walker, Ward, Weaver, Wheeler, etc.

But I was wondering (and if I weren’t so lazy, I’d go and do some actual research): what about those common names that refer to colors? Names like Brown, Green, White, and Black? What do those represent?

Also, why aren’t other common words for colors used as names? Why are lots of people named Brown and Green, but nobody is named Red or Yellow or Blue?

Necessary And Proper

In a recent comment-thread I cited William Voegeli’s opinion that liberalism admits of “no limiting principle’ regarding what government can and should do. Indeed, one of our own more liberal commenters assured us not long ago that the bulging Constitutional aneurysm commonly known as the Commerce Clause is, in his opinion, “infinitely elastic”.

We will have another test of this shortly, it seems, and not a moment too soon: two important briefs (you can read them here and here) were filed today in the ongoing legal struggle against Obamacare.

More here.

From The Mailbag

A reader just forwarded me one of those whimsical emails that people pass around the Internet. I usually don’t post such things, but it’s a slow night…

I’ve been saying for a while that the problem facing America today is no longer a problem of conservatives and liberals learning to get along — we’ve gone beyond that. No, the problem is that although the ideological division between the two factions has widened beyond any hope of reconciliation, we still can’t get away from each other.

I have just received an email that outlines a practical solution.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

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Dear American liberals, leftists, democrats, social progressives, socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

2. We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

9. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

10. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

13. We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

15. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors..

17. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right.

18. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

19. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya,” or “We Are the World”.

20. We’ll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

21. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll let you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won’t have to “Press 1 for English” when you call our country.

**If you can’t stand behind our Military, Please feel free to stand in front of them! **

Contra Kristof

Nicholas Kristof weighed in today on the Catholic-contraception kerfuffle, in a Times op-ed piece.

Even Mr. Kristof acknowledges that this issue is hardly cut-and-dried. He writes:

Look, there’s a genuine conflict here. Many religious believers were sincerely offended that Catholic institutions would have to provide coverage for health interventions that the church hierarchy opposed. That counts in my book: it’s best to avoid forcing people to do things that breach their ethical standards.

Quite so. And he gets the terminology right: what is at issue here is the Federal government “forcing people to do things”. That is not the same thing as prohibiting criminal acts, or prohibiting anything at all. There is a difference between prohibition and compulsion, and compelling people to perform acts that are in direct contravention to their religious beliefs has generally been recognized, throughout history, to be among the extremest forms of subjugation, right up there with rape, mutilation, and infanticide. If you wanted to degrade and humiliate a Jew or a Muslim, for example, you might force him to eat pig-flesh. And if you wanted to publicly and politically degrade and humiliate the Catholic Church, to make it bend the knee and kiss the ring, you would force it to issue contraceptives.

That many Catholics live in apostasy when it comes to this tenet of the Church’s teaching, as Mr. Krsitof and others have made sure to point out, is completely irrelevant here. The laity are not the ones who were brought under this compulsion at the whim of the Executive Branch; the Church itself was. Catholic doctrine is not configured by referendum.

Mr. Kristof, having acknowledged all this, soon loses sight of this important distinction between prohibition and compulsion, nevertheless:

The basic principle of American life is that we try to respect religious beliefs, and accommodate them where we can. But we ban polygamy, for example, even for the pious. Your freedom to believe does not always give you a freedom to act.

But of course the Church doesn’t seek to “act” here, not at all. It merely wishes not to be compelled to violate its own sacred teachings.

Mr Kristof clearly agrees with the founder of Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger, that poor women having lots of babies is a bad idea all round (she expressed this eugenic, Progressive goal in her autobiography as a need to “stop the multiplication of the unfit”). Mr. Kristof argues that the “The cost of birth control is one reason poor women are more than three times as likely to end up pregnant unintentionally as middle-class women”, and that many are “relying only on condoms”.

Leaving aside what other reasons there might be, we should note here that condoms, if used properly, are extremely effective at preventing pregnancy, and that many married couples rely on them exclusively, in order to avoid the by-effects of oral contraceptives. From a public-health perspective, the condom is also the best method, short of abstinence, for preventing the spread of venereal disease. They are also cheap: a year’s supply, for a woman who has sex every single day, can be had for something like ten dollars a month. (Or, if she prefers, for nothing at all, in most cities.) Cost as an obstacle to contraception is simply not the issue that folks like Mr. Kristof would have us believe, as Andrew McCarthy argues here.

But let’s assume, arguendo, that the society at large does indeed have such a compelling interest in seeing that poor women are given contraceptives that it is determined to make it so. Even so it is hard to see why this couldn’t have been done without humiliating the Church in this way. Why not just cut out the middleman, and give the stuff away directly? Given what a political minefield this has become, wouldn’t that have been simpler, and more feasible politically?

I want to reiterate that I am no Catholic; I am not even a theist of any sort. I also think the Catholic Church’s position on contraception, like so many other positions it has stubbornly defended over the centuries, is ridiculous. But what I see here is a salient battle in the endless culture war waged by the Left against traditional society, and I see also an ever-expanding State garrisoning yet another patch of conquered territory, and bringing its inhabitants to heel. So I hie me to the ramparts.

Finally, I want to call out Mr. Kristof on a misleading statement that I will charitably assume is merely an oversight: he cites the source of some of his statistics, the Guttmacher Institute, as a “nonpartisan research organization on issues of sexual health”. The Guttmacher Institute is, however, hardly likely to be an impartial player in this debate, as we can see from its website:

Alan F. Guttmacher was president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America and a leader in the International Planned Parenthood Federation in the 1960s and early 1970s, he saw the need for the institution that now bears his name, and he nurtured its development.

I considered disallowing comments on this piece, because we’ve already had ample discussion on this head. But I don’t like to do that, so I’ll leave the comment-box open.

The Forgotten Man

Having just had yet another another arid and pointless dust-up about the Constitution, it seems apt to link to this interesting little art project, which comes to us courtesy of David Duff.

Ramen Invictus

Here’s something for you all to digest.

Rubber Match

The Obama administration made an embarrassing political blunder recently when it mandated, with swaggering disregard of First Amendment niceties and pugnacious indifference to the moral teachings of the Roman Church, that Catholic organizations would be required to provide contraceptives to their employees. When Catholic institutions objected, they were told they had a year to get used to it.

This not only aroused predictably heated emotions on the Right, but was too much even for many members of the liberal media kingsguard (even the true-blue E.J. Dionne, for example, joined the chorus of indignation).

Now the administration has done some hasty backpedaling, in appearance at least, by granting an “accommodation” that says that Catholic organizations won’t have to pay for these services after all. Instead, the Imperium has graciously ordained that such services will simply be provided “for free” by insurers (“insurance”, readers may have noticed, being a word that is quickly being drained of all its original meaning).

The fundamental laws of nature, however, remain in effect even despite edicts from The One, including the one that says there’s no free lunch. Contraceptive services do not fall like manna from the sky, and if they are going to be provided, then they must be paid for.

The WSJ expands on this, here.