Tinderbox

Iran is playing a very dangerous game at the moment, and they are raising the stakes simultaneously on several of their wagers. First, they have now announced that they are planning, despite recent conciliatory remarks, to proceed with the enrichment of nuclear fuel to near-weapons-grade levels. In this they are gambling that China and Russia will provide a sufficient counterpoise to thwart any Western pressure for international sanctions (it was Russia, after all, who provided the fuel rods, for the Bushehr reactor, that make this enrichment program possible, and relations between China and the US have been disintegrating rapidly in recent weeks). The US has been tight-lipped about this latest act of brinkmanship, but meanwhile the Fifth Fleet and the Israeli Navy are said to be preparing various options in the Gulf.

Second, Iran has been airlifting medium-range surface-to-surface missiles into Syria, presumably under the terms of a new agreement signed by the Iranian and Syrian defense ministers Gen. Ahmad Vahidi and Gen. Ali Habib. The purpose of this latest pact between Syria and Iran is, as always, to strengthen the encirclement of Israel by their proxies Hizballah and Hamas. To this end Syria lately delivered to Hizballah a shipment of mobile-launched, highly lethal Fateh-110 missiles, which can carry a half-ton warhead 150 miles, putting all of Israel’s principal cities within range from Lebanon.

These developments are, of course, worrisome in terms of the general stability of the region, but to Israel they present an immediate, and extremely acute, existential threat. It is hard for me to believe that they will not act, and soon. What this will mean in terms of US involvement is far from clear, but at the very least I should expect that the Navy will not stand idly by.

I think there are probably a lot of people in Washington and Jerusalem who aren’t getting much sleep right now.

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First They Came For Geert

In Holland, the parliamentarian Geert Wilders is on trial for speaking his mind about the acute existential threat posed to European culture by Islam. Mr. Wilders — who believes, correctly, that Islam is at its core an explicitly totalizing and expansionist ideological system that is utterly incompatible with fundamental Western principles, and therefore should not be welcome in Western societies — is charged with crimes of offensive speech, not only for his public utterances, but also for his brief movie Fitna, which juxtaposes images of disturbing manifestations of Islam with quotes from the Koran.

It is hard to believe that the once-proud Dutch people, now cowering before their ascendant Muslim masters, have fallen so far as to be willing to prosecute one of their own members in what amounts to a sharia blasphemy trial by proxy. But there it is: there in the dock stands the brave Mr. Wilders, under indictment, in his native land, for speaking out in its defense. It is sickening.

Despite the enormous importance of this case, which threatens the single freedom that guarantees all others, the trial has received scant coverage here in the States, and shamefully, next to no editorial comment. The court has just postponed further proceedings until July at the earliest; there was nary a peep about any of it in any of the major news sources.

Others are watching, though. The National Review has just published a little symposium, to go with the International Free Press Society festschrift we mentioned in an earlier post . And if you like stronger stuff, well, here’s Pat Condell.

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Gone

In the Andaman Islands are several small and long-isolated human populations, including one that is, as far as I know, the most isolated human group of them all: the few hundred people living on North Sentinel Island.

One of these populations, as of last week, no longer exists. The last of the Bo-speaking subtribes of the Great Andamanese culture, a woman named Boa Sr (don’t ask me how to pronounce it), has died at the age of 85 or so. The language, which represented a chain of cultural transmission that may have been as much as 70,000 years old, has died with her.

Read this poignant story here. Don’t miss the audio clip.

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Who’s Your Daddy?

I have had very little interest in all the fuss about the circumstances of President Obama’s birth. I’m certainly not hoping, as some people seem to be, to have the man pitched out of office on a Constitutional technicality; if nothing else I hardly think it’s in anyone’s interest to have Joe Biden running the country.

But despite my disinterest in this as a political issue, I must admit the story of Mr. Obama’s origins is a curious one, and an article I read today raised a possibility I had not heard anyone mention before.

Have a look here. Be sure to look at the photos.

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Are We Alone?

Recent correspondence has called back to my attention a perfunctory little post from last April, which despite its brevity led to one of our longer and more entertaining comment-threads. Here.

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The Peasants Are Revolting

A commenter here recently said: “Wake me up if Charles Krauthammer ever gets anything right.”

Coffee?

Wilders Trial On Hold

As I mentioned in the previous post, the Kafkaesque trial of Geert Wilders has been postponed while the schedule is worked out for the testimony of the few witnesses he will be allowed to call. It appears the trial will not resume until July at the earliest.

A discussion of all this is underway at View From The Right, here.

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A Fair Trial? Prospects Dhimming

Yesterday the judge in the free-speech trial of Geert Wilders ruled that only three of the eighteen witnesses Mr. Wilders had hoped to call to testify about the true nature of Islam will be permitted to appear, and must do so behind closed doors. There may now be a long delay while these appearances — by Hans Jansen, Simon Admiraal, and Wafa Sultan — are scheduled.

This is a strategy that will likely backfire in the larger court of Dutch public opinion: Geert Wilders is easily the most popular public figure in Holland right now, and his persecution in this show trial, by a craven government already on its knees and fumbling for the jizya, is going to be a political victory for him no matter how it ends.

There is now a website devoted to news about the trial, here: http://www.wildersontrial.com. And as always, the clearinghouse for news about the Eurabian resistance movement is the steadfast Gates of Vienna.

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I’m Feeling The Love

Roger Kimball shares a few thoughts about Howard Zinn. Here.

New Word

Thoughtopsy: in which you try to determine what the hell you could possibly have been thinking.

A Little Sensitivity, Please

Hats off to Sarah Palin. While others are bickering about trivial superficialities — health care, the economy, and other inconsequential distractions — Ms. Palin has seized upon an issue of genuine substance: White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s characterization of certain Senate liberals as “f***ing retarded”.

Now some will say that this is a niggling point, and that there are other, more pressing issues that dwarf this petty faux pas, but I can certainly see why Ms. Palin has her Irish up over this. Words can hurt, and it is shocking for a man in Mr. Emanuel’s prominent position to display such callous disregard for the feelings of the nation’s congenital imbeciles. Indeed, given that Mr. Emanuel is the President’s “right-hand man” in his dealings with Congress, one would have to be some sort of brain-dead vegetable not to see that this sort of insensitivity could leave Mr. Obama a political cripple in future negotiations (and of course, to have his proxy speak so carelessly, and so damagingly, must be particularly galling to someone as articulate as Mr. Obama). Criticism of the President’s judgment is already heating up, and a mis-step like this is sure to throw another faggot on the fire, blackening his reputation even further — especially with those members of his base who already see him as something of an Indian-giver for having welshed on so many of his campaign promises. The last thing the President needs is to expose another chink in his armor while his his political opponents continue to nip at his heels.

Make no mistake about that Sarah Palin! She may be out of politics for the moment, but she’s still one heap tough squaw, and she’s on the war-path.

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Ask. Tell.

The military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy has been in the news lately. President Obama wants it repealed. I agree, though I disagree with him as to why.

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Recall Their Mighty Deeds!

I’m slowly recovering from whatever it was I had — some sort of virus, I suppose, that triggered a general shutdown of major bodily and cognitive subsystems. Between that and a slip in the snow Thursday morning that caused fresh and debilitating damage to a recent orthopaedic injury, I have spent most of the past few days in a vegetative state. But now the generators are cautiously being brought back on line, the grid is beginning to hum, and the lights are slowly brightening again. Thank you all for your comments and emails.

I’m still a bit woozy, though, so for tonight, some “shameless filler”: a most extraordinary piece of email that appeared in my inbox earlier today. Here’s the text, in full:

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[link removed]

Good evening, Alphonse!

Thus the assurance in My note. Then feel the wrath of Satan! Suddenly Zane was choking. That is all. It had him now. Recall their mighty deeds! He could toss in a bomb.
Here is the place behind the ear. But with an accent. The stallion leaped into the sky. Jacob looked them all over to see. He was worried. There are your pension papers. After a while.
The air molecules were agitated into glowing. The Drusus was ready to spring. Tompetch had no idea what it was. Then it was all over. Atlan began again. Bink was last to go. Might as well start there. What can I do for you? Then Tompetch screamed in terror.
It is against anybody learning the truth. How are you going to do it? Bink gave it no chance to think. Fij-Gul felt relief. They were on Wanderer. He was terribly confused by it all. That’s the way I like it. Worse and worse! The landscape on the vidscreen sank past.

Below this haunting fragment was an image of an attractive couple straining to increase their tribe. The picture bore a hortatory caption:

Show your girlfriend what a real sex is!

ORDER CIALIS

I feel there must be some hermetic meaning, some occult semiotic payload, in this mysterious communiqué — but like poor Tompetch, I have no idea what it is.

But hey, that’s the way I like it. Worse and worse!

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Service Notice

I’m rather under the weather at the moment. Back in a day or two.

SOTU

Having absorbed much of the commentary on President Obama’s speech last night, I have nothing to add here that hasn’t been said already by all of the usual bloggers and pundits. I will second a few thoughts though.

First, I thought the president seemed oddly unfazed by recent events. He certainly wasn’t ill at ease; indeed he seemed remarkably relaxed and confident — even, at times, downright cocky. (An affectation of his that I am finding harder and harder to bear as time goes on — the Mussolini-style chin lift — was in play throughout.)

He made several gestures toward the Right, mostly involving taxes. They are welcome, if sincere. I was also gratified to see him mention nuclear power, which should be an obvious candidate if we are serious about clean, independent energy.

He finally mentioned the health-care debacle, after about half an hour, and he did so in a way that I thought was either utterly delusional or deliberately offensive. He made no acknowledgement whatsoever of the many reasons that intelligent, patriotic citizens opposed the bill — its cost; its gross expansion of, and concentration of power in, the government; the scandalous way the votes were bought, etc. — but rather blamed himself only “for not explaining it more clearly to the American people.” This is not only insulting — he suggests that the only way anyone could object to his scheme is not to understand it, and that Americans citizens are so dense that despite his hundreds of speeches and press releases the problem was that they still needed more of his patient tutelage — it is also worryingly unmoored from reality. Many observers lately have been saying this is a sign of enormous (and possibly pathological) narcissism, and I will not hasten to disagree.

He also seemed, for all his calls to bipartisanship, unwilling to mend fences with the Republicans, choosing instead to berate and provoke them.

Perhaps the most startling moment was his castigation of the Supreme Court for their recent decision in United Citizens v. Federal Election Board — which was not only bad form (and his hesitation and ad-libbing at that moment showed, I think, that he knew he was about to behave badly), but also factually inaccurate, as Samuel Alito was quick to point out in a muttered objection that has been replayed continually all day today.

I really haven’t much more to add. In short, nothing much seems to have changed in Mr. Obama’s mind, though a great deal has changed all around him; I don’t think this speech did much to calm the waters. We’ll just have to see.

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Howard Zinn, 1922-2010

We note that the left-wing polemicist Howard Zinn has died, of a heart attack, at the age of 87.

Professor Zinn, in whose eyes the United States of America was clearly the focus of evil in the modern world, was a familiar sight in my adopted hometown of Wellfleet, Massachusetts, where he was lionized by the town’s sizable part-time population of aging red-diaper Progressives (as is his friend and fellow-traveler Noam Chomsky, another longtime resident). I imagine the black bunting is going up already along Main Street; I have a feeling I’ll be spending the summer trying to contain myself.

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Slimeware

It is remarkable how well natural systems can find minimal solutions to mathematical problems. Years ago I was shown, in a simple demonstration, an impressive example.

The problem was this: given several cities on a map, how can one lay out a minimal network of roads connecting them all?

To give a simple example, if there are three cities forming an equilateral triangle, the minimal solution is to find the point in the middle of the triangle, then build three roads from there, one to each city. But as more cites are added, the solution gets much more complicated, and when there are dozens or hundreds, finding an optimal solution (it’s called a Steiner tree, after mathematician Jakob Steiner) can be very time-consuming indeed (it belongs to a class of problems known as “NP-complete”).

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Could Be Worse

As depressingly as our once-virile American culture may be fettered and enfeebled by political correctness these days, over in Britain things are far, far worse. Below the fold we have an illustrative comparison, courtesy of a Mr. D. Duff, from across the pond.

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This Just In: Sky Still Falling

Last week NASA announced that the decade just ended was the warmest on record. I was a little surprised by that, because everything I’d been reading — including the Climategate material — seemed to indicate otherwise; indeed the inconvenient lack of warming this decade was starting to turn into a real marketing headache for the burgeoning global-warming industry, and its affiliated political movement — both of which must of course keep up appearances if the gravy-train is to stay on the rails.

Of course, as we have already understood, warming by itself is not enough: the Earth has warmed and cooled throughout its long history, and was doing so, of course, long before we showed up. In order to get the big payoff, not only does one have to demonstrate warming, one also has to demonstrate that it’s all our fault (and furthermore, that we ought to care). But one thing’s for sure: without some juicy, incriminating pictures up front, the whole racket goes bust.

But there it was: a new report from NASA, saying in no uncertain terms that they had the goods.

Well, of course they might be right: for all I know, maybe the Earth has been getting warmer in the past decade. But given how profitable the operation is, and what scurrilous machinations have already been exposed, I had a sneaking feeling that there might be more to the story.

Lo and behold! Astonishingly, it appears that there is. Have a look here.

Update: with a hat-tip to our friend Mike Zaharee, here’s more.

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The Flaming Sword

It’s been a busy Saturday, and what time I’ve had for writing today I have spent commenting here and elsewhere, rather than on the gestation of new posts. So, it being late, and with my computer on the fritz (a new one is on the way), I’ll just leave you with this amusing recent story from the Times, in case you missed it.

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Waterloo

It is of course ungentlemanly to gloat, but were I that sort of person, today’s doings on Capitol Hill would have provided a rare opportunity. The Democrats today are routed, their fearsome assault repulsed, their Utopian schemes undone. Their mighty socialist war-machine lies in splinters on the battlefield. Their armies broken and scattered, they keen and lament in abject disarray. On the horizon is the glint of steel, and the thunder of hooves.

Is this a great country, or what?

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Maxwell’s Demon

This is a story that keeps popping up: the potential health hazards of the electromagnetic fields our appliances and infrastructure bathe us in. A reader sent along a good example today, which you can read for yourself here; if the danger described in this article is real it is a worrisome matter indeed.

The problem for me in this case is that I just don’t know enough to determine whether stories like this are legitimate cause for concern, or sensationalist scare-mongering. The idea that rapidly fluctuating electrical fields might have unintended biological effects certainly seems plausible enough, and so essential are all our electronic devices to the modern world and its economy that there are obviously strong incentives to look the other way, and for interested parties to suppress such findings in various unscrupulous ways.

I suppose I should start reading up on all this. How I wish there were more hours in the day.

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The Clear Air

Sometimes, from the ashes of a liberal, a realist — dare I say a conservative — is born. It happened to me years ago, and it is happening across America right now. It gives hope.

To see the process in action, read this fine post by my friend Danny Fisher.

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Liberty Stands In The Dock

In Holland tomorrow, the trial of Geert Wilders begins. The world will be watching to see whether Europe is still to be a place where free people can speak out in defense of their besieged homeland and culture, or whether the battle may indeed already be lost. The International Free Press Society has organized a Festschrift in Mr. Wilders’ behalf.

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Power To The People!

In a lip-smackingly delicious reversal for the Democrats’ rampaging statist juggernaut, conservative upstart Scott Brown has prevailed in Massachusetts, snatching away a glittering prize: a Senate seat that had been a liberal fiefdom for 46 years.

Columnist Michael Graham, writing in the Boston Herald, said that the disastrously incompetent campaign run by heir apparent Martha Coakley was like “the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic.”

It should be interesting to see what happens next.

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Water, Water, Everywhere, And Quite A Few Drops To Drink

In our earlier post about the Navy’s role in Haiti we quoted a “guesstimate”, from our naval source, that the Carl Vinson would be able to desalinate about 500,000 gallons of fresh water a day. That wasn’t too far off, though the actual number is a little less. Here’s an article with the details.

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The Red Votes Are Coming!

CNN’s Gloria Borger offers a pithy and accurate assessment of what’s going on today in Massachusetts, where a victory by the conservative candidate Scott Brown seems, encouragingly, to be the likely outcome.

Here.

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A Poser

Over at normblog today, Norman Geras asks a vexatious question:

Not exactly a new normblog poll…

… but I would really like to hear from you on how you would react to being offered the following choice. You are going to some distant and lonely and low-tech place where you will have to spend the rest of your days, and you can:

- (a) either take 100 books you have already read and which you may then re-read without limit, those being the only books you will ever get to see;

- (b) or not take any of the books you have already read, however much you may love some of them, but instead have a free and regular choice from all the books in the world you haven’t yet read, to be supplied to you by the Mobile Library for Isolated Readers in Distant Places.

Would you go for (a) or (b)?

My first response was just to wave off the question as too capricious to bother with. But then it began to nag at me. If I had to choose, which would it be?

It seems natural enough to pick (b); after all, the number of books one has never read is, in effect, almost all the books ever written, minus a paltry few, and anyway you’ve already read the ones you’ve already read. But the books I have read are such an essential part of what I am that the idea of never being able to commune with them ever again — to re-read a beloved favorite, or to refresh my memory of some vital and formative passage — seems such a cruel deprivation that I think I might very well choose (a).

I just don’t know. It’s still eating at me.

Which would you choose?

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The U.S. Navy And The Haitian Relief Effort

The catastrophe in Haiti has evoked an enormous worldwide response. The biggest role so far has been played by the United States Navy, which was quick to dispatch various important resources. For the past few days a Navy “resource” of my own has been sending me informative emails and links describing and analyzing this mission.

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Sausage and Legislation

In an electrifying news item, we learn that Dutch scientists have announced a breakthrough that should remove any lingering Congressional resistance to US funding for stem-cell research. Here.

Rust Never Sleeps

I’m in rather a bit of discomfort sitting at the computer tonight, having pulled, with a loud “pop”, something in my after rigging while teaching class earlier this evening. So I’ll leave you for now with an advisory item that’s been making the rounds about online security. Here.

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Lisbon, 1755

Like all of you, I have been watching with horror the reports from Port-au-Prince. To this sorrowful place, which has for centuries known little but tyranny, misery, and despair, has now come, in a fell and sudden stroke, suffering and death on a scale beyond all imagining. Bodies are stacked in the streets — where they will lie for days or weeks, as there is nowhere to take them, and nobody to do it anyway. Tens or hundreds of thousands of people are trapped or crushed beneath the rubble. In the photos and videos I saw children everywhere: dazed, bleeding, broken, orphaned or dead. There are no hospitals — all destroyed — and no government services of any sort.

The grim toll will only worsen in the days ahead, as thirst, hunger, injury and disease do their work. Already shooting is breaking out.

I heard one man say: “We still have God’s love.”

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Everything Is Seemingly Spinning Out Of Control

Readers may recall a recent event that has come to be known as the Norway Spiral Anomaly. The cause, briefly mysterious, was soon revealed to have been a malfunctioning Russian missile that, as it tumbled through the sky, ejected exhaust in a helical pattern that was backlit by the sun. It was an impressive display.

Readers anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere will also have noticed that, despite various proclamations lately emanating from Copenhagen, East Anglia, and the hard-working pie-hole of one Albert A. Gore, roughly half the globe is now blanketed in snow and ice. Britain, northern Europe, and much of China have been paralyzed by sequential blizzards, and frozen iguanas are falling from the trees in the Sunshine State.

Well, according to the Pakistan Daily — a reliable source if ever there was one — these two stories are one. A headline in that paper’s January 8th edition informs us of the following:

Norway Time Hole “Leak” Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos

Russian scientists are reporting to Prime Minister Putin today that the high-energy beam fired into the upper heavens from the United States High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway this past month has resulted in a “catastrophic puncturing” of our Plant’s thermosphere thus allowing into the troposphere an “unimpeded thermal inversion” of the exosphere, which is the outermost layer of Earth’s atmosphere.
To the West’s firing of this ‘quantum’ high-energy beam we had previously reported on in our December 10, 2009 report titled “Attack On Gods ‘Heaven’ Lights Up Norwegian Sky”.

To how catastrophic for our Planet this massive thermal inversion has been Anthony Nunan, an assistant general manager for risk management at Mitsubishi Corporation in Tokyo, is reporting today that the entire Northern Hemisphere is in winter chaos, with the greatest danger from this unprecedented Global event being the destruction of billions of dollars worth of crops in a World already nearing the end of its ability to feed its self.

And if this weren’t bad enough — a puncturing of our Plant’s thermosphere leading to a thermal inversion of the exosphere, in a World already nearing the end of its ability to feed its self — the news gets even worse:

To the long-term consequences of this thermal inversion caused by the West, these reports further warn that by the puncturing of our atmosphere by the HHARP radars our Planet has, also, been “needlessly exposed” to the growing threat posed to us by the giant mysterious object currently approaching us (named by NASA as G1.9) which we had previously reported on in our January 3rd report titled “Russia Prepares For Asteroid Strike As New Comet Nears Sun”, and which has been blamed for the rapid shifting of our Earth’s North Pole that was first documented in 2005.

Well, this could be it, folks. I thought that Pole was looking a little out of whack. And all our fault, too, of course. No wonder they don’t like us over there.

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Shoot Me Now

Forgive me for two peeve-posts in the same evening, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that I have heard quite enough about Harry Reid and his “inartful” remarks about the former Senator Obama’s prospects for the Presidency. I am certainly no fan of Mr. Reid’s, but this is ridiculous: the man, for once in his career, actually manages to utter something both insightful and accurate, and the very flames of Hell rise to engulf him.

For two days now this idiocy has dominated the news, the same thing on every channel: panelist after dusky panelist, venting his or her partisan indignation across the split-screen at some Doppelganger of equal valence and opposite polarity. It’s all so depressingly, chokingly stupid.

Is this really it? Is this the best we can do? Really?? God help us.

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Tweet Spot

I’ve lived in Park Slope, Brooklyn, since 1982. It’s one of New York’s prettiest residential neighborhoods, and generally has a lot going for it: Prospect Park, great restaurants, good schools, beautiful Victorian architecture, a wonderful library, convenient subways, concerts at the Bandshell, and so on. It’s been a great place to raise two kids, and all of us who live here know we’re into a good thing.

There’s one fly in the ointment, though: parking is hell.

It wasn’t so bad when the lovely Nina and I first moved here, in a previous age of the world, but sometime back in the 1990’s every young couple in New York City suddenly realized what an agreeable place Park Slope is, and they all decided to move here at once. New residential buildings sprang up, old single-family brownstones occupied by superannuated Italian and Irish women with blue hair and rumpled housecoats were converted to multiple-unit dwellings, and the population swelled rapidly. (The distaff side of the population swelled rapidly also, leading to oft-mentioned complications with stroller-gridlock, but that’s another story.)

Nowadays (according to an article I read in the Times last year but am too lazy to go dig up right now), close to half the cars driving around the neighborhood at any given time are looking for parking. If you get home from a long trip at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday, your journey has just begun. I have literally spent hours at a time late at night, circling and circling, in a suffocating black vortex of existential despair and impotent rage.

Problems like this cry out for clever solutions, and yesterday I got an email from a man who may have one. His name is Dan Robinson, and you can see his proposal here.

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Please Make It Stop

I don’t want to seem peevish, but will somebody please tell me when speaking “about” a topic became speaking “to” it? Does this preening, pompous little affectation bother any of the rest of you as much as it does me?

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Glossophilia

I am having terrible troubles with my computer (an HP dvr9000 series laptop), and it will need to be replaced. It crashes often — I can now expect to get only ten or fifteen minutes at a time out of it — and it it takes several attempts to get it to restart. So cranky is it tonight (and as a result, so cranky am I), that I have given up on trying to do any serious writing. I got a late start this evening anyway: the lovely Nina and I spend most of the afternoon at the spectacular and uplifting Vassily Kandinsky show at the Guggenheim, and this evening we took our son, who is heading off in a few days for his final semester of college, out to dinner.

So for tonight, then, a brief and enjoyable item (and high time; the mood has gotten altogether too dark and negative around here lately).

For several years I have had on my sidebar a link to a website called Language Log, and for at least the last two of them I have neglected to visit. My good friend Jess Kaplan wrote to me yesterday, however, to point out a couple of items there that he had just enjoyed, and that got me back in the door. I had forgotten what an outstanding blog it is.

For tonight, then, we direct you to a fine pair of posts (here and here) explaining why Dan Brown, the author of The Da Vinci Code, is probably the worst prose stylist ever to make a living writing books (even that title contains a gaffe), and an item examining the relative frequency of “you know” vs. “I mean”. But don’t stop there. This is a site that is curiously difficult to navigate away from.

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This Means War, Kind Of

President Obama made a speech yesterday on the subject of Islamic jihad. In it he sought to reassure an increasingly angry and jittery nation that his administration might in fact be capable, now that it is making a diligent and focused effort, of achieving at least minimal competence regarding national security. The speech, though full of non-committal buck-stopping and the usual bromides about America’s greatness and respect for Muslims, was conspicuously light on specifics. Reactions were mixed.

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The Good Progressive

In a post today at his website, Lawrence Auster brings to our attention a formidably gifted and hitherto-undiscovered satiric talent, a modern day Laszlo Toth: one Doug Van Gorder, from Quincy, Mass.

At least, we think he’s a satiric talent.

Anyway, he’s got people talking. Here.

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It’ll Have To Do

Not being a man of independent means, I’ve been selling off my dwindling store of days just to earn a crust. As it happens I sold off almost all of this one, and so have none of it left for writing. That means it’s time to add another weightless diversion to our “shameless filler” category. Here.

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Hard Times, But Fewer Crimes

Crime rates are down sharply here in New York, and in other big cities as well. According to conventional “root-causes” wisdom, the hard economic times we’ve had for the past year should have driven crime up, but instead it has fallen off dramatically, and is now at record-low levels. What’s going on? The Manhattan Institute’s Heather MacDonald argues that it’s due to more effective policing, in particular the “Compstat” policies of Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton and New York Police Commissioner Ray Kelly.

Here.

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With Friends Like These, Who Needs Yemenis?

Yemen is everywhere in the news these days. All the players in the region have now focused their attention on this broiling and desiccated snake-pit: Iran, the Saudis, al-Qaeda, and of course the USA. Enmities ancient and modern, religious and political, are all in play, and a tangled web of shifting alliances makes it awfully hard for far-off observers to tally the score.

Readers will recall that recently, striving tirelessly as always to foster objective and impartial understanding of the world’s labyrinthine complexities, I introduced you all to the blog Waq al-Waq, which is maintained by Brian O’Neill and Gregory Johnsen, two Western scholars of Yemen’s culture, history and current affairs. I think their site will be an increasingly helpful resource as events unfold. (And with a name like that, it has to be good.)

What brought things to a boil in Yemen this time around was an uprising by the Houthis in the north; as Zaidi Muslims they are neither Twelver Shiites (the primary form of Shiism in Iran and the rest of the region), nor are they quite Sunni. The president of Yemen, Ali Abdullah Salih, is a Zaidi as well — but there is no love lost between him and the Houthis. To understand why, you should read this article by Gregory Johnsen, one of a list of his essays that you can find here.

Yemen is an enigmatic and chaotic place, but suddenly an enormously important one, and these two knowledgeable observers are a valuable asset.

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Birds Of A Feather

One of our stronger cognitive intuitions is to assume, in the presence of organized systems, that there is some central, organizing agency at work. In recent decades, however, it has become apparent that extraordinarily sophisticated group-level behavior can arise as a result of distributed local decision-making, using very simple rules.

Among the best examples of this is the behavior of swarms. Nobody’s in charge — each bird or fish or insect operates entirely autonomously, according to its local copy of the instructions — but the swarm acts very much as if its behavior is co-ordinated at the level of the swarm itself. Indeed, it can seem that the group taken as a whole exhibits a kind of emergent intelligence that is present in none of its mindless constituents.

For a truly impressive example, have a look here.

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Not So Fast

One of the more startling provisions of the health-care bill making its way through Congress is its empowerment of the federal government to compel all US citizens to purchase health insurance. From the moment I first heard about this unprecedented arrogation of power I’ve wondered just how, on any reading of the Constitution, the legislators could possibly imagine that Congress has this authority.

In an editorial piece published yesterday, the former Senate Judiciary Committee chairman Orrin Hatch argues that they don’t. Is he right?

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Search Me

A very happy New Year to you all! Thank you as always for dropping by to read and comment.

Every year about this time I look back at the thousands and thousands of keyphrases that have brought visitors here from Google and other search engines. There are usually quite a few spectacular oddities (though for some reason the past year didn’t produce nearly the bumper crop I’ve become accustomed to). Here are some selections from 2009:

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Hot-Pots and Hotspots

The other day the lovely Nina and I met a friend for some shabu-shabu at an outstanding Japanese eatery in Greenwich Village. Such “hot-pot” dishes, for those of you who don’t know, consist of meat and vegetables cooked in broth at the table on a little gas stove.

The waitress explained, as she placed a liquid-filled wok upon the stove, that the little bits we could see at the bottom were small pieces of pig’s feet whose purpose was to provide collagen to thicken the broth. Now I already knew, of course, that collagen was the essential ingredient of stocks, consommés, aspics, and gelatin, but it was only then that I made a obvious connection that should have occurred to me long ago: that the best-selling brand of canned chicken broth in these parts — College Inn — clearly must have taken its name from this important protein.

I often come late to such realizations, and assumed that it would already be common knowledge, and easily confirmed on the Web. But no! According to the manufacturer’s website, the product is actually named for the College Inn Restaurant, a former Chicago hot-spot. Here’s their story:

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Let’s Be Clear

There was an article in yesterday’s Times about friction between European Muslims and their host culture. In it we find the following:

Youcef Mammeri, a writer on Islam in France and member of the Joint Council of Muslims of Marseille, says that the debates over minarets, burqas and national identity have angered many French-born Muslims and brought them together in a defensive circle.

Asked about the source of “this anxiety about Islam,” Mr. Mammeri said: “I ask myself this same question.” He finds “a perverse aspect to all these questions asked Muslims, which are not coherent,” he said, but “liberate and dignify existing racism” and “stigmatize Muslims.”

Racism in France has moved from being anti-Arab to anti-Muslim, he said, “a terrible regression.”

And a terrible confusion — perpetuated, unsurprisingly, by the Times. Opposition to the Islamization of Europe has little to do with race; it is more akin to opposition to, say, Maoism. Both are systems of ideas, and both are expansionist, totalizing ideologies. What is at issue is not Europe’s relationship with this or that Muslim, or group of Muslims, but rather with Islam itself, a highly stable and well-replicating meme-plex of which any person, of any race whatsoever, can be a carrier. It is the increasingly conspicuous implantation of this alien complex of ideas and customs — one that is fundamentally at odds with the cultural and philosophical foundations of Western civilization — on their home soil that Europeans are alarmed about. What it is not is racism.

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Geeks Bearing Gifts

I’ve been slacking off over the holidays. I’ve hardly even read the news, and I’ve had nothing to say even about the Mutallab incident (others have said it all by now, anyway; in particular, Janet Napolitano’s idiotic comment that “the system worked” has been ridiculed amply and deservedly).

As usual, my family gave me books for Christmas — I’m otherwise hard to shop for, as I already have all the material things I need, and everybody knows that books are always welcome.

But I did get one new toy: an Amazon Kindle.

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Merry Christmas

To you all.

Sam Clemens Goes To Hell

The Senate today passed its version of the health-care bill. It is by no account a pretty thing — among the latest complaints about it is the payoff given to Ben Nelson in exchange for his vote, whereby the rest of the Union must absorb, in perpetuity, any costs Nebraska may incur whilst expanding Medicaid — but there it is. The full text of the Senate bill is here (with manager’s amendment here), and in a Christmas-y spirit of amiable bipartisan brotherliness I plan to give it a detailed and sympathetic reading over the holidays, on the off chance that my shriveled, conservative, Grinch’s heart may grow a size or two, allowing me thereby to see that this legislation is in fact the gateway to a broad, sunlit upland of carefree and salubrious prosperity for all, and not the grotesque and fiscally irresponsible pork-laden, bureaucracy-bloating, dependency-culture-expanding, dearly bought boondoggle it appears to be.

The Senate bill must, of course, still be reconciled in conference with the House version, which you can read here. The Times has also put together a helpful point-by-point comparison of the two packages here.

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