Are You A Slow Learner?

Still mired in false consciousness? When you look in the mirror, do you still see that same old bourgeois running-dog imperialist lackey looking back at you?

If you’re like many Amerikans who still cling bitterly to the misguided policies of the past — you know, the ones that got us into this mess — the answer’s probably “yes”. You know it’s wrong, and deep down inside you’re beginning to hate yourself for it — but what to do? After all, as someone once said, it is not easy to become sane. The choice for mankind lies between freedom and happiness, and for the great bulk of mankind, happiness is better. Where to begin?

Perhaps this brief instructional video will help to get you moving Forward.

Stick A Fork In

Wow. Look at this chart.

Branded

We can only hope that this sort of thing diminishes reproductive fitness. It may not.

Stress Relief

OK, a moment of relief from all the dismal news of the day — a tweet by @FunnyFacts.

The sentence “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.

Blotter

Foggy Bottom: no more questions about Benghazi, please.

CNN: State Department was warned three days in advance of Benghazi attacks that the security situation was deteriorating fast; did nothing.

WH press secretary Jay “Baghdad Bob” Carney: worldwide protests “not a case of protests directed at the United States writ large or at U.S. policy…”

CT expert Colonel David Hunt weighs in on State Department’s toothless Benghazi ROE.

Sudan refuses request by U.S. to allow Marines to enter in wake of bloody anti-American uprisings. (Time was, Mr. Obama, that the U.S. Marines went wherever we decided to send them…)

At least 4 casualties in al-Qaeda attack on US-led Sinai peacekeeping mission.

WH distances itself from cringing embassy statement, issues semantically identical statement of its own.

Tunnel Vision

I realize, dear readers, that these pages, which once upon a time covered an eclectic salmagundi of topics, have had a relentless focus lately on politics and foreign affairs. Our interest in other things is undiminished, but with the world catching fire, and the most important presidential election of our lifetime right around the corner, it’s been hard to focus on anything but current events.

Once the election’s over, or the world ends (whichever comes first), we’ll be more inclined to get back to blathering about free will, inner work, religion, science, music, chess, technology, martial arts, lowbrow humor, oddities of language, and all the rest of the world’s fascinating clutter.

Tactical Blasphemy?

The question of the identity of the man behind this week’s most talked-about movie deepens. First there was this link from our reader Dom, then this, which came in the mail just now.

Dom commented earlier that “Yahoo news is now reporting that the movie was not made by an evangelical Christian, but by a Coptic Christian. Coming up next ”¦ an Egyptian Imam made it, to stir up trouble.”

A clever move: false-flag blasphemy to rile the base. Look at the results!

That raises an interesting theological question: could a devout Muslim do that, for the sake of jihad? Might taqiyya, for example, be stretched to permit such a thing?

Apostate-In-Chief

This is just terrific. Obama in 2007:

“I truly believe that the day I’m inaugurated, not only does the country look at itself differently, but the world looks at America differently. If I’m reaching out to the Muslim world, uh, they understand that I’ve lived in a Muslim country — and I may be a Christian, but I also understand their point of view.”

Let’s get this straight: Mr. Obama expected that anti-American Muslims would see a boastful Christian — of Muslim stock, with a Muslim name, who rejected his Muslim heritage in favor of Christianity — as such a sympathetic figure that it would make them completely re-think their hatred of the Great Satan? This is his “understanding” of their “point of view”?

Is there absolutely no limit to this man’s incandescent vanity? He, of all people, should know better than this — but he is so bedazzled by his own awesomeness that he simply cannot see the world before his eyes.

Listen to the whole thing. If the Romney campaign has any sense, they’ll see to it that this clip gets plenty of airplay between now and November.

Just Sayin’

There is something downright surreal about President Nero, who according to reports skipped his daily intelligence briefing on September 12th so he could sashay off to Vegas, tweeting about the Paralympics right now.

Oh, and sweatshirts, too!

“Winter is coming”. You got that right, pal.

Whence The Moss Piglet?

Six years ago I scribed a breezy little item about the tardigrade, one of our planet’s commonest, yet most exotic, microfauna.

I haven’t thought much about them since, I’ll confess, but I just ran across a charming short video about the tim’rous wee beasties, featuring an affable philotard by the name of Mike Shaw.

Here.

Hot Off The Grapevine

In keeping with our time-honored tradition of spreading unsubstantiated rumors, I’ll mention that a little bird just whispered in my ear that we have killed Mullah Omar, the leader of the Taliban. I have no way of confirming this yet.

We’ll see…

Update: Looking doubtful. That’s just as well: they’d be spiking that football all the way to Election Day. We’ve waited this long; let’s get him on November 7th.

Time Out

All right, a break from Armageddon for a moment: have a look at a newly discovered species of blue-bottomed monkeys.

Grizzly Man

Now this: a Lebanese report (I have no way as yet of confirming it) claims that Ambassador Stevens was raped before he was murdered.

In our previous post we noted that Egyptian ambassador Anne Patterson forbade the embassy’s Marine guards to carry live ammunition. What is it in the modern Western mind that makes us such obstinate fools?

A “Glaspie Moment”

In its most recent posting, NightWatch has issued extensive and pertinent comments on the attacks in Egypt and Libya. I reproduce them here:

Egypt-US: The day after the storming of the US Embassy, all day and night on 12 and 13 September, mainstream media aired footage of obviously unemployed Egyptian young men gathering and milling near the US Embassy in Cairo. A single security vehicle was imaged making an occasional and completely feckless foray through the gathering area, during the early morning of 13 September in Cairo. No Egyptian police or military or other security personnel were present.

Comment: The normal time for organized, violent Muslim protests is Friday afternoon, after prayers. Muslim Brotherhood leaders already have called for “non-violent”, anti-US protests on Friday after prayers. Readers should expect more anti-US protests and no Egyptian security forces.

The unemployed and the underemployed in Cairo are amusing themselves by protesting in the name of Islam over just about anything they think is offensive. Much larger and dangerous protests are likely after the miscreants are infused with Islamic fervor after Friday prayers.

Had the Mursi government begun to deliver on its promises of more jobs, theoretically, the unemployed and under-employed youth would have been asleep in anticipation of going to work. The unemployment rate for men under 35 is about 50%.

It is a negative commentary about the job creation accomplishments of the Mursi government to date that so many men have nothing to do in Cairo but vent their frustrations. In Egypt there is no penalty for destroying a foreign embassy, but criticism of President Mursi is a criminal offence. That explains why Egyptian men would judge they could attack the US embassy, when their real target should have been the Mursi government.

The protestors said, in paraphrase, that they understand the US has freedom of speech; the US needs to understand that they have freedom of action. Theirs is a claim to justify lawlessness granted by the Mursi government as long as the violence is not turned against Mursi.

What is important is that the Mursi government has not denounced the violence. [MP adds: Not exactly true. Mursi, who no doubt would like to keep the U.S. foreign-aid spigot open as long as possible, did issue a feeble, pro-forma statement yesterday, one that fell far short of an apology.] The US and the US president are vowing to bring justice to the killers in Libya, but the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood government has made no comment or apology. Instead, Mursi’s reaction is to urge the US to punish the US filmmaker.

Comment: There is only a trailer of the film, no film yet, Mursi has not seen it nor have most of the protestors in Egypt and Libya. The riots are flash mobs, arranged and manipulated by others.

NightWatch Special Comment: Ambassador Anne Patterson’s April Glaspie moment.

Ambassador Anne Patterson, the US Ambassador to Egypt, experienced her ‘April Glaspie’ moment yesterday when she blamed Americans instead of Egyptians for attacking, storming and desecrating the US Embassy in Cairo and the US Flag.

Old hands will remember, April Glaspie, who was a rising star in the State Department’s constellation of diplomats. Her notorious conversation with Saddam Hussein in early 1990 led Saddam to believe that the US encouraged and condoned an Iraqi invasion of Kuwait.

Having worked closely with US officials for a decade in the struggle and war against Iran, Saddam understood that everything after the Glaspie talk was plausible deniability by US President Bush, 41.

Glaspie misunderstood and misjudged the Iraqi leadership and the situation in Iraq. Patterson’s operations at the US Embassy in Cairo bespeak a comparable misjudgment of the Egyptian Arab situation, its volatility and the depth of anti-American sentiment.

She did not permit US Marine guards to carry live ammunition, according to USMC blogs. [emphasis: MP] Thus she neutralized any US military capability that was dedicated to preserve her life and protect the US Embassy.

In this respect, she did not defend US sovereign territory and betrayed her oath of office. She neutered the Marines posted to defend the embassy, trusting the Egyptians over the Marines.

She apparently judges that Egyptian President Mursi spearheads a democracy and a new civil order, despite the mounting evidence that Mursi disregards US interests, cavorts with US enemies, is a budding authoritarian ruler who disdains parliament and does not honor the basic obligations of diplomatic agreements and the Geneva conventions.

Readers, by definition, whenever an embassy of any country is overrun by locals in any country, everyone knows that the ambassador and senior staff must be replaced.

Timing

Readers also should remember that by definition the time for an official government protest for an attack on a US embassy is always when rioters attack or deface the embassy compound itself, long before they violate or penetrate the US sovereign territory or deface the US Flag. Not nine hours later and not when the details become clear. Then it is too late to take action to keep an embassy from burning or to protect American diplomats. The objective is safety, more than knowledge.

When foreign TV videos showed rioters on the walls of the US Embassy and tearing apart the US Flag on the early evening of 11 September, the time for a strong US official protest and angry telephone calls to Mursi had already passed.

Every student of international affairs and international diplomacy knows this. Every experienced foreign policy staff and every competent journalist knows this. But not this State Department and not this US administration and not mainstream US news services. The US simply failed to defend itself.

It bears repeating: apologies never mollify criminals. Only law abiding citizens believe such baloney. Criminals consider apologies to be acts of submission, especially in foreign cultures.

O’Reilly at Fox needs to wise up!

The NightWatch Chronology

When NightWatch wrote last night, every news channel carried video footage of the violation of the US Embassy; the destruction of the Embassy’s US flag; the raising of the Islamic flag – not the al Qaida flag, mind you – and the burning of the US flag.

AFTER those events, the news services carried Ambassador Patterson’s denunciation of Americans at fault. Ambassador Patterson at no time denounced in public the Islamists who violated her Embassy.

When the NightWatch ended, details about the Benghazi atrocity had not yet been reported by any major news services.

Subsequently, Twitter and Facebook postings by the Cairo embassy, after the Libyan catastrophe was reported in the press, insisted that the Americans were wrong for hurting the feelings of the Muslims, despite the loss of life in Benghazi. Patterson’s embassy astonishingly continued to try to minimize the loss of American life and to justify the acts of the Egyptian and Libyan crazies by blaming Americans.

In an earlier era, less politically correct, old time professionals would have called this clientisis – falling in love with one’s client. It is similar to Stockholm syndrome and is an occupational hazard of US diplomats. The US Embassy staff in Cairo has it, based on public, twitter and facebook postings.

The bottom line is that some deferential, weak US diplomats have done more to encourage anti-American outbursts and to promote the perception of US weakness and subservience to Muslims than US citizens exercising free speech. They need to be vetted and replaced because they do not speak for us.

Final note, in most less-developed countries of the world, from Morocco to Indonesia, no one believes the press is free of government control. There is no free press in any of those countries. Thus their leaders, analysts and others disbelieve the US press is free of government control. They mirror-image their own conditions and project them onto the US.

NightWatch has talked with senior foreign officials who simply refuse to believe the American press is free of US government control and manipulation. US official apologies for the actions of private citizens reinforce this astonishing misperception, around the world.

Libya: Multiple sources have reported more details on the events that led to the death of Ambassador Stevens. The details suggest this was another case of well-intentioned but misguided hubris by Americans, as to their own safety, and well-aimed and well- targeted attacks by the Muslim attackers. This appears, in fact, to have been a deliberate assassination of an effective diplomat, within the cover of an anti-US demonstration in Benghazi.

The reporting indicates that the number of fundamental US security and intelligence lapses, blunders and examples of ineptitude make the efforts of Libyan security and of a local, loyal militia force to protect the US Consulate look heroic by comparison.

Comment: The State Department admitted that the Ambassador and an information management officer – an ex-US Air Force veteran – were killed. Foreign media reported two US Marines also were killed.

The website for Gateway Pundit carries video images of US Ambassador Stevens’ body being dragged through the streets of Benghazi by his Muslims miscreant murderers. All mainstream US media failed to report that the Muslim miscreants not only killed the US ambassador, they defiled his body.

Note to analysts: It is important for intelligence analysts to never forget that the fundamental purpose of US intelligence, as stated in the legislative history of the US National Security Act of 1947, is to keep the US, its persons, property and its interests safe. Yesterday, US intelligence apparently did none of them.

Be Glad You Are Where You Are

Reuters live stream: police vs. demonstrators in Cairo. Here.

Makes Sense To me

Today Barack Obama, commenting on the murder of our ambassador to Libya by a Muslim mob, said this:

Since our founding, the United States has been a nation that respects all faiths. We reject all efforts to denigrate the religious beliefs of others, but there is absolutely no justification for this type of senseless violence, none.

Does the President realize what he is saying here? This was hardly an act of “senseless” or “unjustified” violence: in the context of Islam’s core doctrine that calls all of its faithful to wage ceaseless jihad until all the world is brought into submission to Allah, this attack finds abundant justification, and makes very good sense indeed.

There is a plain contradiction in Mr. Obama’s words (and, lest this be seen as partisan sniping, both “conservative” and liberal politicians in America and the West suffer from the same, suicidal, cognitive dissonance): if you truly “respect” Islam, then at the very least, you should “respect” it enough to believe that it means what it says.

The Dhimmi-Monde

Today is the eleventh anniversary of September 11th, 2001, when a team of Muslims, seeking martyrdom in jihad against infidels, slaughtered thousands of innocent American civilians and tore a gaping hole in the heart of the world’s greatest city. On this anniversary, a violent mob of similarly minded Islamists, enraged by a perceived insult to their Prophet, today stormed our embassy in Cairo, scaled the walls, and tore down our flag.

Our response:

U.S. Embassy Condemns Religious Incitement

September 11, 2012

The Embassy of the United States in Cairo condemns the continuing efforts by misguided individuals to hurt the religious feelings of Muslims ”“ as we condemn efforts to offend believers of all religions. Today, the 11th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States, Americans are honoring our patriots and those who serve our nation as the fitting response to the enemies of democracy. Respect for religious beliefs is a cornerstone of American democracy. We firmly reject the actions by those who abuse the universal right of free speech to hurt the religious beliefs of others.

French Toast

Writing at Via Meadia, Walter Russell Meade comments on Europe’s accelerating slide into toothless decrepitude. As an example, he gives us France, who would like very much to intervene in Syria, but lacks the military oomph to do so. This is of course due to Europe’s having had, under the postwar U.S. security umbrella, the enfeebling luxury to ignore the cost of its own national defense in favor of extravagant social programs. (There’s some irony there: while it was fostering the degenerative and etiolating effects of dependence on its own people, Europe’s general dependency as a security client of the U.S. has in turn weakened that once-great array of nations to the point of global impotence. We could call it “trickle-down debilitation”.)

You can read Meade’s piece here. One quibble — he writes:

Project some trends out a bit and interesting changes appear. Not since the 1600s has Turkey been able to claim a place as the leading military power in Europe. On the present course, the Turks could become the most populous country with the most powerful military on the continent well before the end of the current century.

I’m not sure what trends Meade is referring to here (other than the general decline of Europe); Turkey, at least as an ethnonation, is itself facing a general demographic collapse. As David “Spengler” Goldman writes in How Civilizations Die:

Turkey is locked in a demographic trap: to compete in the world economy, it must educate and employ its women. The more years of education a Turkish woman receives, however, the fewer children she is likely to bear. According to demographer Sutay Yavuz, improvements in female education have suppressed fertility. “The proportion of women aged 15 to 49 that have completed at least the second level of primary school increased from 15 percent in 1993 to 24 percent in 2003,’ he wrote in a recent study. As in Iran and the rest of the Muslim world, the consequence is a sharp decline in the birth rate: “Fertility differentials among women with different educational backgrounds are striking; the mean number of children ever born (a measure of completed fertility) among women aged 40 to 49 without formal education is 5, while the same figure is only 2 for women at the same ages who have completed high school or higher level education.’5

That’s half the problem. During the period 1995”“1998, overall Turkish fertility was 2.29 children per woman, while Kurdish fertility was 4.27 children per woman.6 The Kurds comprise 18 percent of the Turkish population by the narrowest definition (Kurdish rather than Turkish as a mother tongue), which means that the Turkish fertility rate excluding the Kurds during the late 1990s was only 1.5, as low as Europe’s. For native Turkish-speakers in Turkey, fertility has been in a death-spiral for the past fifteen years. Erdogan is right: if the trend continues until 2038, the Turkish economy will collapse under the strain of caring for its dependent elderly, while the country’s young people will be concentrated among minorities demanding independence from the hard hand of the Turkish state. According to a recent study in Population Policy Review: “Fertility levels of Turks and Kurds are significantly different. At current fertility rates, Turkish-speaking women will give birth to an average of 1.88 children during their reproductive years. The corresponding figure is 4.07 children for Kurdish women. Kurdish women will have almost 2 children more than Turkish women.’7 The study adds, “Results show that despite intensive internal migration movements in the last 50 years, strong demographic differentials exist between Turkish and Kurdish-speaking populations, and that the convergence of the two groups does not appear to be a process under way. Turks and Kurds do indeed appear to be actors of different demographic regimes, at different stages of demographic and health transition processes.’

The Kurds of Turkey’s undeveloped east, in short, continue to bear four children while Turkish citizens whose cradle tongue is Turkish have one or two.

Europe’s decline is farther along, of course. Perhaps Meade just sees Turkey as becoming the “last man standing” for a while, before its own troubles get the better of it.

There Otter Be A Law

Important thing to keep in mind in the fight against global warming: keep those damn sea urchins in their crevices, living on scraps.

Ghettoization, you say? Sure. But this is the moral equivalent of war, folks.

Nice

Here’s a beautiful time-lapse video shot in two Western parks during the Perseid meteor shower. Full-screen recommended.

Tab Hoarding

In a post-n-thread over at Ace of Spades HQ about computer time-sucks, Ace complains of something that afflicts me too. He calls it “tab hoarding“. It’s the result of skittering about the Web reading items that contain links, opening the links for a moment in a new tab, and going back to what you were reading before or on to something else. (It can also happen when something you read prompts you to go look something up, which leads to one or more new open tabs, which in turn suggest other avenues of inquiry…)

You don’t want to close the tabs, because you know there’s interesting stuff in there that you definitely want to load into your brain, and you tell yourself you’re sure to come back to them soon. And you don’t want to bookmark them, because you already have so many thousands of random bookmarks that finding anything in them is really not much different from poking around on the Internet itself, and because you will absolutely never remember to go back to them once they are off your screen.

So they sit there. In the course of a couple of hours online I can pile up several dozen, and if the computer gets rebooted, or the browser closed, I feel a sharp pang of loss, because I know that I will never finish reading about the Keystone LB-5 biplane or saltwater razor clams, and because I know also that the subject will soon come up in some contentious online discussion, thereby finding me at an avoidable disadvantage. Worse than that, most of the time I can’t even remember what all those tabs even were; all that is left is the certainty that they were of great, if unspecified, value, and are now lost.

I think all of this might indicate that I have some sort of problem.

Easy Street

Over at VFR, commenter “Buck” has presented an amusing little doggerel dating back to 1949:

DEMOCRATIC DIALOG

Father, must I go to work?
No, no, my lucky son.
We’re living now on Easy Street
On dough from Washington.

We’ve left it up to Uncle Sam,
So don’t get exercised.
Nobody has to give a damn””
We’ve all been subsidized.

But if Sam treats us all so well
And feeds us milk and honey,
Please, daddy, tell me what the hell
He’s going to use for money.

Don’t worry, bub, there’s not a hitch
In this here noble plan””
He simply soaks the filthy rich
And helps the common man.

But, father, won’t there come a time
When they run out of cash
And we have left them not a dime
When things will go to smash?

My faith in you is shrinking, son,
You nosy little brat;
You do too damn much thinking, son,
To be a Democrat.

For Snopes.com’s investigation of its provenance, see here.

As You’d Expect

Nobody should be surprised to learn that the security vacuum in Syria is drawing in jihadis from all over, bent on annexing new territory for the dar-al-Harb. Our reader Dom sent us this item today.

A Map of The Empire Whose Size Was That Of The Empire

Where? Google, of course.

The Bitten Hand

With yet another hat-tip to VFR, here’s an interesting little item on Mitt Romney’s despisÁ¨d Bain Capital.

Czechs and Balnea

Be still, my heart: Beer Wellness Land.

More images here.

Curtain!

Well! There you have it.

I have to say: the more political conventions I see, the more I miss H. L. Mencken.

“There is something about a national convention that makes it as fascinating as a revival or a hanging. It is vulgar, it is ugly, it is stupid, it is tedious, it is hard upon both the higher cerebral centers and the gluteus maximus, and yet it is somehow charming. One sits through long sessions wishing heartily that all the delegates and alternates were dead and in hell ”” and then suddenly there comes a show so gaudy and hilarious, so melodramatic and obscene, so unimaginably exhilarating and preposterous that one lives a gorgeous year in an hour.’

Not sure which hour that was this time around. Maybe it was the second or third hour of Bill Clinton’s dissertation.

…And Suppose You Were A Member Of Congress

I live in New York’s 11th Congressional District, and so my proxy in the House of Representatives, the champion responsible for advancing my interests in the august councils of this great Republic, is a woman by the name of Yvette Clarke.

Ms. Clarke recently appeared on The Colbert Report. During her brief interview, she was asked: if she were able to go back and speak to the Brooklynites of 1898 (the year Brooklyn was annexed to New York City), what would she say to them?

A partial transcript (starting at 3:54 in the linked clip):

Yvette Clarke: “I would say to them: set me free!”

Stephen Colbert: “From…?”

YC: “Slavery.”

SC: “Slavery. Really. I didn’t realize there was slavery in Brooklyn in 1898.”

YC (knowing nod): “I’m pretty sure there was.”

SC: “Sounds like a horrible part of the United States, that kept slavery going until 1898!”

YC: “Uhhh…”

SC: “Who would be enslaving you, in 1898 in New York?”

YC: “The Dutch.”

SC: “The Dutch. Those sneaky Dutch bastards!”

YC (nodding again): “Exactly.”

SC: “Okay! Excellent.”

Again: that’s New York’s 11th District, folks, if you aren’t satisfied with the representation you’re getting elsewhere.

Somebody’s Gotta Do It

One of the absurdities of modern political life is the assumption that everyone, regardless of innate qualifications, should have a college education (indeed the assumption, at least on the Democratic side, seems to be not only that everyone belongs in college, but that every citizen person within our borders also has an inalienable right to a government-subsidized degree).

This is ridiculous, of course — but to admit that not everyone is endowed by Nature with the capacity for college-level intellectual work would be to discriminate, and thereby would violate the Prime Directive of modern liberal thought. Instead, the result of this obsessive and hallucinatory fixation on non-discrimination has been to flood colleges with unqualified students who have been indoctrinated to believe that they are capable of things they aren’t. This is a cruel folly, as it sets up a great many decent people for miserable failure — people who in a bygone era would have made for themselves happy, productive lives in some well-regarded and eminently useful skilled trade. By tainting such work as less respectable than the white-collar jobs available to college graduates, we end up fostering poverty and dependence — and we also hollow out a vital part of the middle class.

One person who understands this is Mike Rowe, host of television’s “Dirty Jobs”. He’s written a laudable open letter to Mitt Romney, which you can read here.

We Make A Life By What We Give

To the person who sent the Churchill books to my home in Brooklyn today, with no note enclosed: if you’re a reader of this blog, thanks. (And thanks also, of course, even if you aren’t.) It’s nice to have something to look forward to when we get back to the city.

Not So Fast

In this election year’s frenzy of so-called “fact-checking”, we’ve been hearing a lot about the Obama administration’s recent maneuver regarding the 1996 welfare-reform law known as TANF (Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, part of the Social Security Act). In case you missed it, back in July, HHS secretary Sibelius issued a fiat declaring that the work requirements declared in Section 407 — which were pointedly, and deliberately, omitted from a list of waivable sections in the law (that enumeration is in Section 1115) — were actually, in clear defiance of the intentions of the law, waivable at the whim of HHS under some sort of “penumbra” emanating from Section 402.

Here’s the move, taken from Sibelius’s infamous memorandum:

Section 1115 authorizes waivers concerning section 402. Accordingly, other provisions of the TANF statute are not waivable. For example, the purposes of TANF are not waivable, because they are contained in section 401. The prohibitions on assistance are not waivable, because they are contained in section 408.

While the TANF work participation requirements are contained in section 407, section 402(a)(1)(A)(iii) requires that the state plan “[e]nsure that parents and caretakers receiving assistance under the program engage in work activities in accordance with section 407.’ Thus, HHS has authority to waive compliance with this 402 requirement and authorize a state to test approaches and methods other than those set forth in section 407, including definitions of work activities and engagement, specified limitations, verification procedures, and the calculation of participation rates. As described below, however, HHS will only consider approving waivers relating to the work participation requirements that make changes intended to lead to more effective means of meeting the work goals of TANF.

Needless to say, this brazen executive power-grab, which replaces a demanding and carefully enumerated set of work requirements with the personal caprice of Kathleen Sibelius, has elicited howls of outrage from folks on the Right who favor limited (or at least non-imperial) government. (Robert Rector fleshes out some of the details here and here.)

Well, the GAO has just weighed in, with an analysis of whether or not HHS overstepped its authority by issuing this diktat without consulting Congress. The answer is yes:

Accordingly, given our conclusions above, and in accordance with the provisions of 5 U.S.C. § 801(a)(1), the Information Memorandum is subject to the requirement that it be submitted to both Houses of Congress and the Comptroller General before it can take effect.

We’ll see where this goes from here.

Sign Of The Times

It’s getting harder and harder to distinguish P.C. from parody. The latest example (hat tip to VFR): here.

BZR

If you’re a “reactionary” like me, then you’re sure to enjoy this.

On Vay-Cay Through Labor Day

Sorry it’s been so slow around here, readers, but with the long and languorous days of summer now drawing to a close, the little grey cells should soon get back to work. (I’m afraid I’ve fallen behind in my email correspondence too — apologies to all.)

So for now, just an entertaining follow-up on that “Jumah at the DNC” item we mentioned the other day.

As Good As It Gets

If I were to ask you, readers of a certain age, to think of rock music’s all-time greatest guitarists, I have a feeling that the thirty-three-year-old Derek Trucks might not be among the pantheon that swims into view.

He should be, though. To get an idea why, have a look here.

Squid Chromatophores

See ’em dance!

Here.

Beyond Parody

In this endless, eye-gouging, brass-knuckled, dung-flecked presidential campaign, we’ve been hearing an awful lot of noise from the Obama machine about an imaginary conservative “war on women”. (It’s calumnious rubbish, of course.)

On the the other hand, there is indeed one resolutely committed ideological faction in this world that really is waging a relentless war on what we in the West consider to be basic women’s rights, every chance it gets. It’s doctrinaire Islam.

It was with some amusement, then (though not surprise) that I ran across this:

Jumah At the 2012 DNC

Does the libidinous Sandra Fluke, who will also be speaking at the Democratic convention, really believe that these people are her allies? That Imam Siraj Mahhaj, who has openly called for the replacement of the United States Constuitution with a caliphate, is going to join her crusade for abortion rights, same-sex marriage, and taxpayer-subsidized contraception?

What the hell are these people smoking?

Wetware

Here.

With Easy Grace

As we’ve all heard by now, the astronaut Neil Armstrong died last week. For the 43 years following his moonwalk, an achievement that he could surely have parlayed into wealth and glittering fame, the self-effacing Armstrong chose instead to lived a quiet life of teaching and farming. (In contrast, the pathologically narcissistic Barack Obama — the President, by the way, who redefined NASA’s “foremost” mission to be Muslim outreach — chose to memorialize Mr. Armstrong with a picture of himself.)

The manned flight to the surface of the Moon and back was one of our people’s, and indeed mankind’s, greatest triumphs — but it might have gone otherwise. Here is the speech that William Safire had prepared for the President to read if that sorrowful circumstance had come to pass.

P.S. More on Neil Armstrong here.

Talking Turkey

Here’s a nifty animation illustrating the spread of Indo-Euopean langauges.

All Aboard!

As the Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, once explained, “Democracy is like a train. We shall get out when we arrive at the station we want.”

That train seems to be moving along briskly in Egypt, where last week the democratically elected President, the Muslim Brotherhood’s Mohammed Morsi, ousted the Mubarak-era leadership of the armed forces, clearing the way for the ascension of the Ikhwan’s man, General Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi. As we noted here, this resolves the dissonance that has existed between the civilian government and the armed forces since the much-ballyhooed “Arab Spring” began to bloom in Egypt in early 2011.

Now, President Morsi seems to be nearing his station. In today’s NightWatch newsletter, John McCreary explains:

Egypt: President Mursi intervened to release a newspaper editor jailed for insulting the President him on Thursday, issuing a law for the first time since he assumed legislative powers earlier this month. President Mohammed Mursi’s ban on detention for journalists accused of publishing-related offenses overrides a court decision earlier in the day ordering newspaper editor Islam Afifi to remain in prison pending trial in September.

Comment: In this instance Mursi took action that the international media applauds. The plaudits will ignore that he acted in the same authoritarian fashion as Mubarak, overriding the existing law; legislating his own; and ignoring a decision of the courts who were ruling on the existing law.

His action betrays an inclination to undermine other institutions of government to burnish his public image as he sees fit, governing in precisely the same way as his predecessor. This is dictatorship, not democracy. When the ends justify the means, there is no need for elected government or a balance of power between branches of government. That is what Mursi demonstrated today.

Last year I wrote:

If you look at any vigorous society in its prime, you see a healthy balance between rights and privileges. When either grows too much at the expense of the other, a nation declines: on the one hand toward impotent mediocrity, on the other into tyranny.

This is the latter case. What we in the West see as a fundamental right — the freedom of the press — has in Egypt now become a privilege, to be granted or denied at the whim of the sovereign.

Beck’s Big Idea

And a pretty brilliant one too, I think: his new album will not be recorded at all, but will be published only as sheet music. It’s up to the fans to render it as they see fit.

Tweet

From June:

Taps

Rather a nice sunset just now over at Duck Harbor:

Mitt Schlag

Here’s a delightfully un-PC item about Mitt Romney, by NRO’s Kevin D. Williamson, that’s sure to push all the right buttons. (As I write, it’s already clear from a quick survey of Twitter that those buttons have been pushed en masse.) It begins:

What do women want? The conventional biological wisdom is that men select mates for fertility, while women select for status — thus the commonness of younger women’s pairing with well-established older men but the rarity of the converse. The Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher model is an exception — the only 40-year-old woman Jack Nicholson has ever seen naked is Kathy Bates in that horrific hot-tub scene. Age is cruel to women, and subordination is cruel to men. Ellen Kullman is a very pretty woman, but at 56 years of age she probably would not turn a lot of heads in a college bar, and the fact that she is the chairman and CEO of Dupont isn’t going to change that.

It’s a good thing Mitt Romney doesn’t hang out in college bars.

You want off-the-charts status? Check out the curriculum vitae of one Willard M. Romney: $200 million in the bank (and a hell of a lot more if he didn’t give so much away), apex alpha executive, CEO, chairman of the board, governor, bishop, boss of everything he’s ever touched. Son of the same, father of more. It is a curious scientific fact (explained in evolutionary biology by the Trivers-Willard hypothesis — Willard, notice) that high-status animals tend to have more male offspring than female offspring, which holds true across many species, from red deer to mink to Homo sap. The offspring of rich families are statistically biased in favor of sons — the children of the general population are 51 percent male and 49 percent female, but the children of the Forbes billionaire list are 60 percent male. Have a gander at that Romney family picture: five sons, zero daughters. Romney has 18 grandchildren, and they exceed a 2:1 ratio of grandsons to granddaughters (13:5). When they go to church at their summer-vacation home, the Romney clan makes up a third of the congregation. He is basically a tribal chieftain.

Professor Obama? Two daughters. May as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes.

From an evolutionary point of view, Mitt Romney should get 100 percent of the female vote. All of it. He should get Michelle Obama’s vote.

Read the rest here.

Recess

As planned, I’ve hardly written anything here for a couple of weeks now. The lovely Nina and I are sequestered at our modest hilltop dacha here in the Outer Cape, and after spending two or three long days each week writing code (thank goodness for telecommuting!) the last thing I’ve felt like doing is to spend more time at the computer while everyone else is out lolling on the beach, swimming in the ponds, eating, drinking, and generally enjoying one another’s company in one of the nicest places on Earth.

The world is certainly going to hell as usual, but I’m confident it will still be going to hell a couple of weeks from now, when the last few weeks of summer are over. Till then, I think a “miscellany of brief items” will have to do.

So: here’s a piquant item from Thomas Sowell, and a parking-garage door that sounds like Miles Davis. I’m off for some chowder.

Femto-Photography

One trillion frames per second, folks.

Bad To Worse

Andrew McCarthy comments on recent developments in Egypt.

N 165

Boy, everybody‘s on Twitter these days.

Déjà  Vu

Remember Mike Dukakis in that tank?