Fabulous.
Go humans!
“Give me the razor, Jim,” said Turkle, his eyes glittering coldly.
“Not until you drop that fish,” I told him, letting the strop slip from my hand. I heard it slap dully against the titanium frame. The… thing on the bench began to stir.
One chance, I thought to myself. I’ll get one chance.
“Jesus Christ, you guys! Are you fucking crazy? You’re freaking me out here,” said Cnastibon, his zoolm reddened with alarm.
Turkle barely moved. Cnastibon gurgled, then slumped to the floor, cut almost in half.
“Give me the razor, Jim.”
“Not until you drop that fish.”
Have a look at this remarkable sculpture by Neil Dawson, mounted on a hilltop in New Zealand.
More views of it here.
It’s August, and it’s hot and sticky, even here in the Outer Cape. Under these conditions, my little grey cells are roused to action with the greatest reluctance, and even then give only second-rate service. So for the next few weeks substantial posts may be sporadic at best; all I’m likely to have on offer much of the time will be things like The Only Known Footage of Mark Twain.
Things having gone so well elsewhere in the region, it appears we have decided to throw our weight behind the Syrian rebels.
Will this thing replace the mouse, do you think?
I’m skeptical. It’s a great accessory, but one important feature of using a mouse is that one can rest one’s hand on the desk. Holding your arms up all day to use your computer would be tiring, I think.
Yet another appalling story of Federal bullying, this time courtesy of our e-pal David Duff.
Here.
In response to a recent post featuring Victor Davis Hanson’s series of essays on the decline of civilized life in California’s Central Valley, a reader complained about all this pessimistic “conservative porn”.
Here, then, is Dr. Hanson showing some optimism. Perhaps readers seeing this will be inclined to take his reporting from Mexifornia more seriously.
You’ve seen those ads for the Most Interesting Man In The World, I’m sure.
Here’s someone who I think could give him a run for his money.
Victor Davis Hanson’s family has lived for generations in the agricultural heartland of California — an area that is now, after decades of ruinously misguided policymaking, in the vanguard of America’s decline into third-world decrepitude. Nobody tells this dismal story better than Dr. Hanson does in his periodic dispatches. His latest is here (with thanks to TBH for the link).
An excerpt:
Our culprit out here was not the Bomb (and remember, Hiroshima looks a lot better today than does Detroit, despite the inverse in 1945). The condition is instead brought on by a perfect storm of events that have shred the veneer of sophisticated civilization. Add up the causes. One was the destruction of the California rural middle class. Manufacturing jobs, small family farms, and new businesses disappeared due to globalization, high taxes, and new regulations. A pyramidal society followed of a few absentee land barons and corporate grandees, and a mass of those on entitlements or working for government or employed at low-skilled service jobs. The guy with a viable 60 acres of almonds ceased to exist.
Illegal immigration did its share. No society can successfully absorb some 6-7 million illegal aliens, in less than two decades, the vast majority without English, legality, or education from the poorer provinces of Mexico, the arrivals subsidized by state entitlements while sending billions in remittances back to Mexico ”” all in a politicized climate where dissent is demonized as racism. This state of affairs is especially true when the host has given up on assimilation, integration, the melting pot, and basic requirements of lawful citizenship.
Terrible governance was also a culprit, in the sense that the state worked like a lottery: those lucky enough by hook or by crook to get a state job thereby landed a bonanza of high wages, good benefits, no accountability, and rich pensions that eventually almost broke the larger and less well-compensated general society. When I see hordes of Highway Patrolmen writing tickets in a way they did not before 2008, I assume that these are revenue-based, not safety-based, protocols ”” a little added fiscal insurance that pensions and benefits will not be cut.
A coarsening of popular culture ”” a nationwide phenomenon ”” was intensified, as it always is, in California. The internet, video games, and modern pop culture translated into a generation of youth that did not know the value of hard work or a weekend hike in the Sierra. They didn’t learn how to open a good history book or poem, much less acquire even basic skills such as mowing the lawn or hammering a nail. But California’s Generation X did know that they were “somebody’ whom teachers and officials dared not reprimand, punish, prosecute, or otherwise pass judgment on for their anti-social behavior. Add all that up with a whiny, pampered, influential elite on the coast that was more worried about wind power, gay marriage, ending plastic bags in the grocery stores ”” and, well, you get the present-day Road Warrior culture of California.
When you’re done with Dr. Hanson’s piece, read this related item, from Kevin D. Williamson.
Patrick Buchanan explains, clearly and sharply, why the GOP will die, a witless suicide.
Here.
I haven’t commented on the Chick-fil-A affray — so much creeping totalitarianism, so little time! — but Mark Steyn has, and you can read it here.
This is a horrible story, and a frightening glimpse of the road ahead. To his credit, Michael Bloomberg publicly refused to join the mayors of Chicago, Boston, and San Francisco in their Two Minutes’ Hate.
I saw a little of the Olympic opening ceremony last night; it was playing on the television at a local eatery where our small nuclear family, soon to be riven to opposite hemispheres of the globe, had gathered for a bite.
It was, from what I could see, a dismayingly shallow and garish entertainment. Apparently the only things worth noticing about Britain nowadays are its shoddy socialized health system, its fondness for pop music, and its fashionably (and forcibly) randomized demography, which has so atomized this once-coherent population that it is now apparently the law of the land that no two people of the same human subgroup may appear on stage at the same time.
One thing that is dying fast in our civilization is a proper appreciation of the importance of major public ceremonies. Britain used to understand this very well indeed, back when it ruled the world; its ostentatious rituals took place at the gravitational center of the culture, pulling all its parts toward the core. But how can this possibly work now that Britain has traded away its culture for a shapeless, acentric multiculture, and extinguished its haecceity as a nation, as the homeland of a common people with a shared way of life?
No, that’s all over and done with. In 2012 Britain is nothing but a place. With its youth long past and all vigor dissipated, the mighty nation of Churchill and Shakespeare, of Dickens and Drake and Newton and Nelson, now frisks and capers in the costume of the day, hoping for a few shillings from the crowd.
In a tart item at NRO today, Kevin D. Williamson points out that eleven times more people die each year from neglecting to fill their heart-disease prescriptions than in gun assaults, and makes the piquant observation that “Gun control isn’t about guns; it’s about control.”
Well, here’s something that should enliven the discussion: out there somewhere is a fellow who has made himself an AR-15 with a 3-D printer.
I don’t think most people realize just yet how mind-bogglingly revolutionary this technology is; I had no idea myself before seeing it in action at Singularity U in April. But given this universal tool, and a supply of simple raw materials, each of will soon have the power to manufacture, at negligible cost, any physical object whose material structure can be represented as digital information.
We’ve always said that the pen is mightier than the sword. Now the pen is the sword. How are you going to keep that genie in the bottle?
A year and a half ago, as the West enjoyed a collective thrill up the leg over the flowering of democracy in Tahrir Square, I suggested that the real beneficiary of the “Facebook revolution” would be the Muslim Brotherhood — an outfit our leaders apparently figured they could do business with, despite its mortal and implacable hostility to America, Israel, and every liberal principle upon which Western civilization stands.
And that’s exactly how things have been rolling along since then; we’ve all been cozying up nicely, on both sides of the aisle. In particular, the Republicans McCain and Graham (fresh from the Tripoli tent-party circuit) are positively oozing bonhomie. Andy McCarthy unburdened himself of a corking good rant about it all today at NRO, and you can read it here.
Here’s something worth having a look at: a lightning strike at 7,207 frames per second.
See also here.
From longshoreman Eric Hoffer, November 29th, 1974:
I cannot see myself living in a socialist society. My passion is to be left alone and only a capitalist society does so. Capitalism is ideally equipped for mastering things but awkward in mastering men. It hugs the assumption that people will perform tolerably well when left to themselves.
The curious thing is that the reluctance or inability to manage men makes capitalist society uniquely modern. Managing men is a primitive thing. It partakes of magic and is the domain of medicine men and tribal chieftains. Socialist and communist societies are a throwback to the primitive in their passion for managing men.
Idealists never weary of decrying capitalism for its trivial motivation. Yet a discrepancy between trivial motives and weighty consequences is an essential trait of human uniqueness and is particularly pronounced in the creative individual. Not only in the marketplace and on the battlefield but also in the world of thought and imagination, men who set their hearts on toys often accomplish great things. The idealists prize seriousness and weightiness. Let them go to the animal kingdom! Animals are deadly serious.
– Before the Sabbath, p. 4
I rail often about our swaggering, authoritarian mayor, Michael Bloomberg. (He gave me yet another reason to do so, just last night — and for a really tangy rant about Hizzonner, check out the inimitable Fran Lebowitz, here.)
One issue I think he’s clearly on the right side of, though, is the battle over the application test given to those hoping to become a New York City firefighter. Because black applicants failed the test at higher rates than whites, and because the only allowable explanation for such “achievement gaps” is institutionalized racism, the aggrieved parties filed a lawsuit arguing that the test must, ergo, be racist. Unsurprisingly, they won. Mayor Bloomberg rightly thought this was outrageous, and said so loudly and often.
Even more outrageous is the court’s remedy, recently announced. John Derbyshire picked up the story in his latest podcast. Here’s a transcript. Decide for yourself.
This next story is kind of an old chestnut; but it’s in the news, so we have to report it.
It’s the story of the New York City firefighter exam. You may recall that back in 2007 under the left-liberal George W. Bush administration, the federal Department of Justice sued the city of New York under the 1964 Civil Rights Act. See, the city had been selecting new firefighters from the pool of applicants by administering a pair of written exams. Black and Hispanic applicants failed these written exams at a higher rate than white applicants.
Those exam results triggered one of those rounds of litigation we are all so wearily familiar with. A group of black firefighters joined the Justice Department as plaintiffs, a Clinton-appointed federal judge of far-left-liberal opinions was asked to rule, and we were off to the races. So to speak.
Three years ago Judge Nicholas Garaufis ruled in favor of the Justice Department and the black co-plaintiffs. Six months later he further ruled that the city had practiced, quote, “intentional discrimination” by deliberately devising the written exams in such a way that black and Hispanic applicants would find them more difficult than white applicants found them.
Nowhere in the judge’s ruling was it explained how the city had done this. Judge Garaufis offered no examples of exam questions that would be plainly harder for blacks and Hispanics to answer than they would be for whites. Nor has anyone else been able to point to such questions. In fact, no evidence of intentional discrimination was offered at all, at any stage of the proceedings. Judge Garaufis just declared it to be so, like the Pharaoh in Cecil B. deMille’s Ten Commandments: “So let it be written, so let it be done!” In discrimination lawsuits, evidence is not required.
Judge Garaufis then proceeded to ponder an appropriate remedy for the aggrieved plaintiffs. This week we learned of that remedy.
First, Judge Garaufis imposed race quotas on the New York City Fire Department. The quotas are perfectly explicit. Out of every five firefighters hired from now on, two must be black and one must he Hispanic.
This is a bit peculiar, as in October last year Judge Garaufis declared from the bench that his remedial plan would not include quotas, despite, quote, “the city’s misleading and inflammatory statements to the contrary.” Those misleading and inflammatory statements turned out to be dead-on accurate. To put it slightly differently, Judge Garaufis turned out to be a shameless liar.
To further remedy the pain and humiliation suffered by these discriminated-against applicants, the judge has ordered that any black or Hispanic individual who failed either written exam ”” not both, but either ”” with a score of 25 out of 100 or higher must be placed on the priority hiring list, and will also receive monetary damages, including, quote, “non-economic damages.”
If you look at the actual exams ”” just google “New York City Firefighter Examinations,” they’ve been posted many times on different websites ”” you’ll see that they consist of multiple-choice questions, with four choices per question. Thus if, on either one of the exams, you answered all the questions at random, without even reading them, you would score 25 out of 100 or higher half the time for that exam. If you did it for both exams, since you only have to score 25 or more on one of them, you have a 75 percent chance of eligibility for that priority hiring list and those monetary damages, without having even read a single question!
The blacks and Hispanics who failed the written tests are to receive back pay ”” the estimate is $129 million ”” and, quote, “retroactive seniority” and, quote again, “a retroactively higher salary,” once they’ve been hired through the new quota system.
Some of these test fails go back to 2003. So: You’re a New York City firefighter. You studied hard, passed the exams, got hired, and have been fighting the city’s fires for nine years. Now suddenly one day here come DeShawn and Miguel, loaded up with nine years back pay and benefits, with seniority equal to yours in spite of not having spent a day on the job, and in spite of not having passed the exams. No: make that because of not having passed the exams.
That’s where our beloved Republic has come to with this race-guilt insanity: Failure is rewarded, excellence is punished.
In the wake of the Aurora massacre, the usual groups are saying the usual things. Some of these things are flamboyantly stupid. For example, E.J. Dionne, complaining that dialogue about gun laws is “prevented” in America, wrote that ” where a gun massacre is concerned … an absolute and total gag rule is imposed on any thinking beyond the immediate circumstances of the catastrophe.” As James Taranto pointed out this afternoon in his Best of the Web newsletter, this assertion is obviously self-refuting — because if it were correct, Mr. Dionne wouldn’t be making it in a major newspaper, and then going on to write at length about matters that lie beyond the immediate circumstances of the catastrophe.
Mr. Taranto also gave us Mayor Bloomberg (who by the way is protected around the clock by rough men carrying guns), saying that the sensible folks who might wean America off guns “have been cowed by a handful of advocates who think that the right to bear arms allows you to go out and kill people at random.” Now I follow the gun debate pretty closely, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone, from Charlton Heston to Wayne LaPierre to Ted Nugent, interpret the Second Amendment quite like that.
As long-time readers will imagine, I’m a strong supporter of gun rights, for a long list of reasons I won’t go into here. But I will say that the Left, in its zeal to achieve near-zero tolerance of gun ownership in America, overlooks the question it should be asking if it really wants a “debate” about this. That question is:
“OK, gun advocates, will you agree that private citizens shouldn’t be allowed to possess nuclear weapons? How about tanks, attack helicopters, or roof-mounted Hellfire missiles? If not those either, then where should the line be drawn, and on what coherent limiting principle?”
But nobody seems to be asking that.
Also:
“What is the appropriate trade-off, if any, between the need to protect individual rights under the Second Amendment and the need to keep lethal ordnance out of the hands of insane people? To what extent should we be willing to err on the side of caution, and to preempt the rights of the unhinged before they kill roomfuls of people? Afterward seems rather too late.”
These are hard questions, and fair ones, and the Left should ask them. And the Right should be thinking about how to answer them.
Here’s an update on the situation in Syria, from John McCreary’s latest NightWatch newsletter:
Opposition fighters attacked the provincial police headquarters in the Qanawat district of old Damascus, news services reported on the 19th . Gunfire was intense for an hour, a Qanawat resident said.
Rebels also claim to have attacked and seized three border crossing huts, two on the Turkish border and one on the Iraq border. These attacks confirm the vulnerability of border guards in every country, including the US.
Comment: The most frustrating challenge in evaluating the Syrian security situation is the lack of precision that would make opposition reports about fighting subject to verification. Western news reports proclaim that the battle for Damascus is in progress, with fighting occurring for five days. The impression is of major combat forces engaged and the city in panic. The imagery recalls The North Vietnamese Army rolling into Saigon in 1975, but western news reporters are not allowed to travel in Syria.
NightWatch attempted today to put the battle imagery to the test by plotting the neighborhoods in greater Damascus in which shooting has been reported in the past five days. Reporting on neighborhoods is not consistent so some activity in some city blocks almost certainly has been omitted.
The reports indicate shooting has taken place in six neighborhoods. There are at least 24 of them in Damascus. The six neighborhoods are in the southern suburbs-al Tadamon, al-Midan, Qaa, Nahr, Aisha and Mezzah. If there are others that Readers have noted NightWatch invites feedback in order to construct a more accurate picture of the exchanges of fire.
The clustering effect of the location of the neighborhoods shows that the opposition shooters infiltrated from the south into old, congested neighborhoods with narrow passageways, according to satellite imagery.
Whole neighborhoods are not in insurrection. Shooting seems to take place at the intersections of selected streets by small numbers of fighters, an economy of force tactic when manpower is in short supply. The government forces in the neighborhoods appear to be militia or paramilitary forces that are backed up by more heavily regular forces and some helicopters.
The Syrian government is taking a page from the Israeli count-terror playbook of responding with asymmetric force. That explains the helicopter attacks, mortar fire, the occasional tank unit and artillery shelling. The Syrians are conserving manpower by using firepower.
The numbers involved, based on the duration of the firefights do not seem large nor particularly threatening in a military sense. The blocks in the neighborhoods are dispersed so that the government extermination efforts are tedious.
In a living systems analysis, it also is clear that the fighters have support, aid and comfort, places to eat and sleep in the nearby residences. That makes the supporting civilians targets of the government’s asymmetrical counter-fire. The opposition holds hostage the people on whom they rely for support and cover.
This substrate of the fighting is obscured by the sensational attacks. The two sensational attacks this week could succeed because Syrian authorities have attempted to maintain normal security conditions in Damascus for as long as possible. It is a big city to try to secure. This week’s attacks and bombings will force changes to the security regime in Damascus, making such attacks more difficult in the future.
The satellite photos of Damascus posted by al Jazeera, for example, confirm that the outbreaks of shooting reported in the media are rather localized and that most of Damascus remains unaffected. On a satellite image of Damascus, this week’s street fighting is pretty small stuff. If the government forces can’t handle it, they don’t deserve to stay in power.
These observations in no way diminish the significance of five days of shooting in the southern neighborhoods of Damascus. This analysis concludes that it signifies government security lapses as much as opposition capabilities.
The threat posed by the opposition fighters does not seem sufficient to put the government at near term risk, unless leaders panic or have been bought off. If the government were to collapse, it would be the result of other considerations.
Reports that Bashar al Asad relocated to a presidential residence in Latakia have been denied by the Syrian government. He remains in the sprawling presidential palace complex in western Damascus.
Iran’s defense minister and Hezbollah leader Nasrallah both praised Syrian efforts to defend itself from the US, Israel, Saudi Arabia and outside terrorists.
By now you’ve heard about the mass murder in Colorado.
Among those killed was a sports writer by the name of Jessica Redfield, who last night tweeted:
Of course we’re seeing Dark Knight. Redheaded Texan spitfire, people should never argue with me.Maybe I should get in on those NHL talks…
Ms. Redfield published a blog post on June 5th. Read it here.
Attention stoners: if pot ever becomes legal, you’re going to have more disposable cash.
Learn more here.
Insurgency being centripetal, the lethal attack against the Assad family in Damascus marks a strategic tipping point in Syria. Assad is now said to have left Damascus for Latakia.
No cheering, please. There is no good outcome here, no matter what happens.
There’s been quite a ruction over Mr. Obama’s “you didn’t build that” remark. Are you one of the legions of his supporters who insist that his words were twisted out of context?
Fine, then. Here’s Jim Geraghty responding, point, by point, to the rest of that horrifying, deeply revealing speech.
One thing connects to another in unexpected ways.
Last Friday I had lunch with a well-known conservative blogger. We didn’t meet to talk about politics, though: I had noticed, in some of this writer’s posts, references to the “Fourth Way” teachings of G.I. Gurdjieff and his pupil, P.D. Ouspensky — and having both a personal interest in, and a personal connection to, Gurdjieff’s system of ideas (see here), I invited this writer, whom I had never met before, to chat about it over lunch, and we had a long and interesting talk.
I hadn’t reviewed any of the Gurdjieffian source material in years, and our conversation inspired me to do so. So this evening, having finished the day’s work, I took down Gurdjieff’s book Meetings with Remarkable Men, and sat in the living room skimming through it. I became engrossed in the chapter titled Prince Yuri Lobachevsky, which describes Gurdjieff’s stay in a remote Central Asian monastery where he was taught a series of “sacred dances”: dances that I myself had practiced as a younger man, at the Gurdjieff Foundation here in New York City.
My reading was interrupted by the sound of music coming through the open window. I live half a block from the 9th Street entrance to Prospect Park, and from there it’s just a hundred yards or so to the Bandshell, which hosts a summer concert series every year. I could hear that somebody was playing there tonight.
Curious, I went to Celebrate Brooklyn’s website to see who it was. It turned out to be an English techno band called Hot Chip. I didn’t know anything about them, so from there I went to YouTube.
The first video I saw was one called Night and Day. I’m not a big fan of this sort of music, but it was well enough done to hold my attention. About twenty seconds in, a group of dancers in monk’s garb took the screen.
Have a look here.
Now, look at this.
Like I said, one thing connects to another in unexpected ways.
OK, here’s something completely uncontroversial and apolitical: some beautiful images from a National Geographic photo contest.
And don’t miss these.
I live not far from Brooklyn’s Green-Wood Cemetery (which, as mentioned in this breezy and highly informative little post from 2006, contains Brooklyn’s highest point, Battle Hill).
It’s a beautiful cemetery, and a lot of notable folks are buried there. Who, exactly? Well, I’ve just found a list, courtesy of the fantastic website FindAGrave.com. Have a look.
This is pure gold: a dance montage featuring the heartbreakingly lovely Rita Hayworth, set to a familiar soundtrack. How vulgar our modern “culture” seems in comparison to the artistry, elegance, and allure on display here.
It would have been even better with the original music, but what a treat nevertheless. Have a look.
If you’re into “vintage” erotica, it’ll be hard to top this.
With a hat tip to VFR, here’s Charles Krauthammer on the “Arab Spring”:
Many Westerners naÁ¯vely believed the future belonged to the hip, secular, tweeting kids of Tahrir Square.
Well there were, after all (ahem!), some observers here in the West who saw things a bit more clearly.
Alas, this sliver of Westernization was no match for the highly organized, widely supported, politically serious Islamists who effortlessly swept them aside in national elections.
This was not a Facebook revolution but the beginning of an Islamist one. Amid the ruins of secular nationalist pan-Arabism, the Muslim Brotherhood rose to solve the conundrum of Arab stagnation and marginality. “Islam is the answer,’ it preached, and carried the day.
Yes, quite a “conundrum”, that stagnation and marginality. Not to worry — the Ikhwan will have that turned around in no time, I’m sure.
From Letters of Note: an exchange between Isaac Asimov and Gene Roddenberry that began when Asimov wrote an item for TV Guide criticizing inaccuracies in televised science fiction.
The first letter in the series, from Roddenberry to Asimov, contained the following:
In the specific comment you made about Star Trek, the mysterious cloud being “one-half light-year outside the Galaxy,” I agree certainly that this was stated badly, but on the other hand, it got past a Rand Corporation physicist who is hired by us to review all of our stories and scripts, and further, got past Kellum deForest Research who is also hired to do the same job.
What jumped out at me there was the name “Kellum deForest”. I thought at first it had to be an inside joke of some sort, but it turns out there really was a film researcher by that name (well, almost — it’s correctly spelled “Kellam”). Why an inside joke? Because, of course, the actor who played Leonard “Bones” McCoy on Star Trek had the unusual name DeForest Kelley. It seemed too much of a coincidence to be true, but apparently it was.
Anyway, have a look here.
I don’t go to my employer’s Manhattan office much anymore; mostly I work from home, to save the time and inconvenience of riding the subway from Brooklyn to Midtown. I did go in today, though, for a lunch meeting with some other members of our software-development team.
It’s July, and so there is plenty of exposed skin on view here in the city. As I walked back to the office just now I was struck by how many young people, especially pretty young women, have chosen to cover themselves with tattoos, often hideously ugly ones. (I realize this is nothing very new, but being in the skimpily dressed crowds around Times Square just now really drove the point home.)
Why are people doing this to themselves? In my day tattooing was the mark of the lowest classes, of criminals and itinerants and gang members. (It still is, of course.) But now it is seeping up the social scale — I doubt many debutantes or members of the British nobility are sporting much ink yet, but it seems rampant among the white-collar middle-class workers I saw everywhere on the streets of Midtown just now. Indeed, even my own nephew, who I would have thought was a sensible and well-brought-up young man, has decorated his chest with six-inch-tall images of the animated characters Bender and Fry (from the TV series Futurama.) Why would anyone in his right mind do such a thing?
I ought to know the answer myself, in fact: when I was nineteen, a girl I was seeing went to get a little star put on her abdomen, and I, a young and impulsive swain, had three of the same applied to my left shoulder. I soon regretted it, however, and went so far as to have them lasered off (at considerable expense) a few years later. Why did I do it in the first place? For the same reason I took up smoking, I suppose: it made me feel grown-up and slightly tough (and of course there was that girl…). But even then I had ambivalent feelings about it, and the stars were tiny things, drawn only in outline, and easily hidden — nothing like the huge, indelible tattoos I see all around me nowadays, applied to people who are, presumably, responsible adults. One of the sideshow attractions I saw on the street just now was an otherwise normal-looking woman in her thirties, with two young children. She had tattoos running all the way up one of her legs, completely covering the skin like a stocking, and some sort of barbed-wire affair girdling her upper arm.
Anyway, imagine my surprise when, back in the office, I spent a few minutes poking around online while waiting for some software to build, and saw a lively thread about just this topic over at VFR. (See also Theodore Dalrymple’s essay on tattooing, linked therein.) The discussion appears to be converging on what I think is the right assessment: that modern society, in its relentless destruction of all cultural standards, traditions, values, norms, and affinities, has so radically atomized the individual that he or she is reduced to expressing selfhood in a way that exactly matches the superficiality of the “culture” itself: by mutilating the surface of the body. Particularly on-target was a commenter by the name of Matt, who wrote that it is “a rejection of the tyranny of unchosen natural beauty in favor of man-made mutilation”. That’s absolutely correct, I think: as we increasingly reject and deny the natural categories and structures, both social and physical, that until now have given human life its order and form, it becomes more necessary to be radically self-created to have any value, to be anything at all.
You’ve no doubt heard about the runaway erotic bestseller 50 Shades of Grey. If you’ve been wondering what all the fuss is about, here’s a steamy excerpt, as read by a noted celebrity.
From Big Think, a glimpse at the ongoing Graduate Studies session at Singularity U.
Here are some further thoughts on the Corpus Christi police-standards issue that was the subject of our previous post.
A reasonable response might be:
Malcolm, you grumpy old fossil: can’t you see the obvious benefits of putting women on the police force? Women, who handle social interactions and conflict very differently from the “rough men” you extol, bring a complementary set of skills and competencies to the job, and thereby enhance the effectiveness of the force.
Perhaps so, and I certainly wouldn’t argue that there’s no place on the police force for women.
The Justice department’s beef with Corpus Christi has to do with the percentages of women applicants admitted to the force. One of the following relevant statements must be true:
A) Women are statistically identical to men as regards all important skills and competencies.
B) Women are not statistically identical to men as regards all important skills and competencies.
Do we not these days hear a steady drumbeat of protest against sex-based hiring preferences (except, of course, in order to harass employers in fields where women are considered to be “under-represented”)? Is this not based on option A): the modern liberal assumption that women are effectively identical to men in every way, and so for an employer to prefer one sex over the other for a given job is vile, and completely unjustifiable, Discrimination?
But this is, of course, completely at odds with the hypothetical objection above, which was that women differ from men in their skills and competencies, and that this difference is exactly what makes adding them to the police force so important.
Indeed A) cannot possibly be true, because if women did not exhibit systematic inferiority as regards the skills and competencies measured by the current Corpus Christi P.D. fitness test, the Justice department would have no basis for its complaint.
So, our hypothetical objection clearly asserts B): women do differ from men as regards their skills and competencies, but what they do well is useful to the police force, and so they should be included.
This is reasonable, and indeed I agree. But within any organization, employee roles that require different skills and competencies are usually considered to be different jobs, with different hiring criteria. For example, in the IT departments of modern companies there are programmers, network administrators, and database specialists. When staffing these positions, the company will apply different criteria to determine how many of each are needed, what each job is worth, and how best to screen applicants.
So if we accept the objection above, then, on the basis described, wouldn’t the most reasonable approach be for the police department to define two different jobs, suited to the admittedly different skills and competencies of men and women — and then to determine how many of each type are needed, what the appropriate screening criteria should be, and what salaries to pay for each?
One of these job descriptions would require the obvious “rough man” package: physical size and strength, with the potential for intimidation and success in physical restraint of violent perps that these qualities entail; willingness to take on high levels of physical stress and risk, and so on. For them, the screening test would be the same as it has always been. The other would make use of whatever special qualities we think women bring to the force: a gentler style of conflict resolution, perhaps, or whatever else we imagine there is about women officers that offsets their obvious (and easily measurable) physical shortcomings in comparison to males. Using a different screening test for female candidates would also have the advantage of forcing the bureaucracy to define and quantify just what it is that makes us so enthusiastic about having women on the force in the first place, and to devise a test that measures these qualities in a meaningful way.
In other words: lowering the physical-fitness standards for candidates obviously diminishes the quality of the force in an easily understood and quantifiable way. To justify doing so, there should be some compensatory benefit. If the compensatory benefit is that women, being different from men, bring other valuable qualities to the police force, then let’s figure out what those qualities are and how to quantify them, determine how many officers of that sort we actually need, and devise an appropriate screening test for female candidates. This seems to me the most obvious, and most rational, solution.
Nobody will choose it, however. This is because the premises that such an approach is based on — that there are in fact statistically significant differences in skills and competencies between men and women, and that in order to build the most effective police force we can we should recognize these differences and incorporate them into our hiring policies — violate not just one, but three fundamental principles of modern liberal culture.
The first is principle A) above: that there are in fact no important differences between men and women.
The second is that, to the extent that there are stubborn differences between men and women, to allow these differences to be reflected in “under-representation” of women in any area of the workplace is pernicious sexism. If, on average, women don’t perform as well at some quantifiable skill as men, then under principle A) that skill is by definition irrelevant to the job at hand, and for employers to rely on high competence in that skill to qualify job applicants should be, in the DOJ’s plain language, “unlawful”.
The third, and most destructive, is the wholesale rejection of the traditional view of public agencies such as the police department and the military: to wit, that their whole purpose is to enforce the law and to fight wars, and that therefore all hiring criteria should be highly selective, and based solely on assembling the organization that best serves its mission. Under the radical inversion of this view that now has the upper hand in political discourse, the primary mission — nay, the very raison d’Áªtre — of such public agencies is instead to provide a stringently non-discriminatory job market and venue for self-actualization, open to all, in which maximal Diversity is the summum bonum. If standards need to be lowered along the way to make that happen, then lowered they will be.
Under this view, then, everyone has a “right” to be a police officer, and those females who didn’t make the cut were “unlawfully” “screened out”, and deprived of the “opportunity” to which they were entitled.
This is not, however, a principled position, or at least not if we stop there. Let’s say we eliminate the pull-up test, because it discriminates against women. Social Justice achieved, right? Not so fast. Still “screened out” are the blind, the deaf, hemiplegics, quadraplegics, and shoals of others who, through no fault of their own, are still denied their rightful “opportunity” to serve their communities behind badge and truncheon. What about them?
The answer is: it’s no easy walk to Freedom, friends. There’s always more work to do.
Forward!
Here’s a brief transcript from Radio Derb’s most recent podcast:
If you thought the federal Department of Justice could not get any crazier, try this.
The Police Department of the city of Corpus Christi, Texas, has fitness standards for people who want to be police officers. Applicants must complete a 300-meter run, a 1½ mile run, sessions of pull-ups and sit-ups.
In the years 2005 to 2009, only 19 percent of female applicants passed this test, compared to 63 percent of men. Gosh, why would that be? I have no clue. What does the U.S. Department of Justice say? DISCRIMINATION! ”” that’s what.
In 2011, responding to complaints from female applicants who’d failed the test, Corpus Christi PD lowered the standards. As a result, thirty-three percent of women passed the test, along with 82 percent of men. The D.o.J. was not satisfied. “You’re still discriminating,” they said.
I’m not making this up. The D.o.J. is now suing Corpus Christi for violating the civil rights of rejected female applicants.
Thomas Perez, Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Rights Division in the Justice Department, sang the following to the tune of “Turkey in the Straw” while juggling three different kinds of fruit, quote: “The Justice Department is looking forward to working with the city to resolve this matter in a way that eliminates the use of the unlawful physical ability test and gives women who were screened out of the process an opportunity to become Corpus Christi police officers.”
I don’t know about you, gentle listener, but I say this is some kind of turning point. This administration has jumped the shark, and its actions are now indisputably insane. Prove me wrong.
Quite right, this is insane. It is Bizarro World, a complete inversion of rational priorities.
Why do police forces exist in the first place? To prevent crime and apprehend criminals. What does that entail? Often, the pursuit and physical restraint of violent malefactors. What does that require? A modicum, at least, of speed and physical strength, as well as a measure of physical intimidation. How best to achieve these goals? By staffing the police force with rough men who are willing and able to do violence, when necessary, on behalf of the citizenry they are sworn to protect, and can do it effectively.
What any rationally constituted police force is not: an entitlement program for soft-bodied females. (Oh wait, make that “was not”. Until now.) When did qualifying to become a police officer become a “civil right”?
God help us.
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